The 'darkmaas loses his virginity' challenge

[darkmaas]

I have it on good authority that this post costs me my virginity.

When i was a young sexual revolutionary-in-training we used to sit around and spout profundities (particularly in mixed company). One of my favourites was:

"You realize of course that virginity is merely a state of mind."

So crank up the old poetry sausage machine and post us some rhymes on the theme of "virginity: lost and found".

Winner gets a big wet kiss from rybka. (Thanks in advance you romantic old smelt!)

darkmaas

 

[karmadog]

A smack from Rybka? I hope I don't win!

From anal sex a baby won't come.
Where do you think lawyers come from?

 

[darkmaas]

kdog

I owe you big time. If not for your advice I might have lost 'it' to that juicyjesus punk.

My skin crawls.

 

[Guest]

I have it on good authority that this post costs me my virginity.

When i was a young sexual revolutionary-in-training we used to sit around and spout profundities (particularly in mixed company). One of my favourites was:

"You realize of course that virginity is merely a state of mind."

So crank up the old poetry sausage machine and post us some rhymes on the theme of "virginity: lost and found".

Winner gets a big wet kiss from rybka. (Thanks in advance you romantic old smelt!)

darkmaas

Congratulations! (although it's rather amusing that you had to do it 30 times before you lost it.. hm...).
Count me out Have you seen what that fish looks like? ugh... First it was all green and toothy, then it had a big red tumor and was missing an eye, and now it looks like someone ugly who drank too much coffee and turned into a fish! I don't know what that fish has been eating to cause such terrible mutations, but I don't want it coming anywhere near me!

--Xtaabay

 

[darkmaas]

Now I'm Pissed

Geez, Xtaabay.

First you steal my girlfriend and then you won't play in my first ever thread. I'm hurt.

Oh put the damn machete away! That's not what I meant by play.

 

[Mythos50]

Wow, that is kinda karmic - lose to gain - end to begin.

And going on all over the place here... Karmadog, Darkmaas, Xtaabay, Juicyjesus...

Loss of virginity to start new life
Loss of death to start new birth
Loss of health to start new pain
Through all of this what is to gain?
When all is loss what does remain?

 

[karmadog]

then it had a big red tumor and was missing an eye

Hey! Minus the tumor, I resemble that remark!

 

[Guest]

Wow, that is kinda karmic - lose to gain - end to begin.

And going on all over the place here... Karmadog, Darkmaas, Xtaabay, Juicyjesus...

Loss of virginity to start new life
Loss of death to start new birth
Loss of health to start new pain
Through all of this what is to gain?
When all is loss what does remain?

Answer: a big ol' bucket o' nuthin'. hehe... actually, I believe your answer lies somewhere in the belief that nothingness is not the same as the absence of something.

 

[Mythos50]

Second try at this (is that possible?)

The Destiny of Virginity

Innocence, a beggar for experience, easily
Caught in wants’ unforeseen, in consequence,
Begins its journey in a domain not earthly made,
Free from blame, free from shame, free from guilt.
At time’s hand shall this artless beggar be
The prize of subversion, wilting in the immoral
Sea of guilt that mankind imposes on all so free;
Impurity shall, once and always, be its destiny.

 

[Rybka]

Confucius say:
Fool climb tree for cherry .
Wise man just spread limbs.



Regards,                       Rybka

 

[JUDO]

One Evening, When My Parents Were Out
--- to a Katherine at Semester Break ---


One evening, when my parents were out on a date
A close friend of mine and I stayed in.
We listened to music, had dinner and talked
'Til midnight, when we paused chin-to-chin.

As I held my breath, she kissed me quick,
Then kissed me long -- took her time.
A lean and a nod was all it took,
And her face looked so peaceful, sublime.

Scared, I shook, not knowing where to step,
Not knowing what to do, what to say.
She bade me stand and in the blink of an eye,
We were naked in the most innocent way.

My heart hammered drums inside my chest
As she moved over my body, pushing back.
Her eyes searched mine while I watched her breasts.
At her smile, I relaxed and went slack.

I closed my eyes, feeling deeply aroused
As warm lips begged to nibble, and bite.
Climbing lower still, spread my knees out wide;
I giggled when she licked my tummy so light.

Her hands knew just how to play my strings
And I sang a melodious tune in our den.
When we were done, she asked if I felt "okay,"
I laughed and said, "Let's go… Again."

 

[Mythos50]

Third Try the Charm?

A little cliche, I grant you, but here goes:

Innocent Who?

Jack met Jill up on the hill.

Her bucket with
and also Phil

For two men
was delightful thrill.

Jack was nimble
With his stick

Phil was quick
With wet lick.

Both left Jill up on the hill.

 

[Guest]

what?

proceeding from 1:00 till 1:26
when she slid in the sheet,
it was a noise, like slap silver on the butt
and Todd on the butt and who the hell are you?
Swim suit elastic over potato with gravy

there may be only one way to stop
this thing, the thing I want so bad.
this thing, you want so bad.

the things we want so bad and
are
going
to have in fold

deep breaths are needed and used.
how many times is it wanted,
needed,
actually done again and again?

we did not set up the station
for ID and SS#
our mistake

your lady friends liked the way you looked
tonight
and the taste of lank