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[Angel]

Well? I'm fucking bored. Either amuse me here or come in chat

 

[bluntforcemama]

Signing: Kaydia Montgomery

 

[Angel]

If I have more than two daughters I think I'll name the third one Kaydia

 

[bluntforcemama]

You better!

 

[Never]

I'd rather just go into chat.. speaking of which.

 

[Angel]

Kaydia Myst.






GET YOUR HAPPY ASSES INTO CHAT PEOPLE - OR ELSE I WILL DEFLOWER NEVER WHO IS STUCK WITH ME IN THERE ALL ALONE!

 

[Renegade]

My ass isn't happy. It's just really, really relaxed right now.






Wait, that doesn't sound right......

 

[Angel]

....

 

[Renegade]

Cat got your tongue? Or is it just busy right now?

 

[Angel]

I just wanted to know your ass relaxing technique.

 

[Renegade]

It's kind of hard to explain. It involves using something for anal-probing, suction cups, and a LOT of paper towels.

 

[Angel]

Great. My life is now complete

 

[Starfish]

Okay, I am in. I am not asexual though. I want to have sex with other entities. I am a pervert. Are we square on that, or do I have to leave?