The Crop Duster

sirhugs

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Melissa Trueheart was married off young to "the Strongbow heir", consolidating the two families vast wheat field holdings, miles from the nearest town.

Matt Strongbow's parents passed several years ago, now it is just him and her on the farm, in the middle of oceans of grain. Try as he might, she has not got pregnant. Matt is a taciturn man, obsessed with improving his crops, and Cornhusker football.

Though Matt goes to town at least weekly, months pass when Melissa stays alone, watching the crops grow. The migrant workers come through to sow in the spring and reap in the fall. She barely sees them, though she is expected to help their cooks put out meals.

The only other man she sees is the crop duster, who flies over their field weekly. Most weeks, he just is a streak in the sky, doing his lazy loops. Once in a while, he lands on the dirt road and asks Melissa for a drink.

Melissa dreams that the handsome pilot asks for more...
 
nary a bodice ripper fan out there? nor a checked gingham shirt fan?

what is gingham anyway?
 
nary a bodice ripper fan out there? nor a checked gingham shirt fan? ...
Apparently "no" to both questions.

... what is gingham anyway?
gingham noun & adjective. Early 17th Century onwards.
[ORIGIN Dutch gingang from Malay genggang (orig. adjective = striped).]

► A noun.
1 A plain-woven cotton cloth of dyed yarn, often striped or checked. Early 17th Century onwards.

2 An umbrella, esp. one covered with gingham. colloq. (now rare or obsolete). Mid 19th Century.

► B adjective. Of or pertaining to gingham; made of gingham. Late 18th Century onwards.
 
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Sorry, but crop duster just makes me think of Cary Grant running through a cornfield.
 
Well I've voiced my opinion of what usually goes down here so to me its obvious.

Mr Hugs, you're not getting responses because you did not say the crop duster shows up and takes her against her will or that the migrant workers gang rape her.

That is all that gets a lot of responses here, rape scenarios.
 
......That is all that gets a lot of responses here, rape scenarios.

That and incest. If the crop duster turns out to be her long-lost brother, that she's always lusted for, and now they FINALLY do the deed, well, THAT would get the denizens of the deep all hot and bothered......Carney
 
That and incest. If the crop duster turns out to be her long-lost brother, that she's always lusted for, and now they FINALLY do the deed, well, THAT would get the denizens of the deep all hot and bothered......Carney

and they'd cream their jeans if he was both her brother AND her father...

but I write incest, so shouldn't bite the hand...
 
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