The Crocodile Hunter

[Guest]

That crazy little Aussie on animal planet makes his network premere on NBC tonight ... How many of you think he will do well on network prime time?

By the way... do any of the rest of you ever wonder what this guy must be like in bed? He seems so wild in everyday life, as I watch him wrestle those animals I always wonder if he is just as wild and agressive with a woman. But maybe it's just me. BUT IF YOU WATCH TONIGHT I BET YOU WILL NOW!
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[Ambrosious]

My own version of The Crocodile Hunter

Is pissing off the FantasyGoddess. You have to be brave to stay around then. Then I say some fun things in a really bad Australian accent like"

"Criminy! Looks like she's about to let me 'ave it!"
"What a beauty! Very dangerous right now. I've disturbed her."
"Let's put her back in her nest. See? She just wants to be left alone!"
"Do not try to capture your own FantasyGoddess! They are extremely dangerous and their bite is deadly!"

Usually pisses her off even more. Hehehe

 

[Jade]

WOW... I admit... I never thought of that... I'd like to imagine he is just like an "animal" in the sack. ;-) lol

Interesting imagination you've got there.

 

[Expertise]

Criminy! That beauty bit me willy off!

The reason the man is so brave is that a large salt water croc ripped off his penis in one of the early episodes.... thats why he handles venomous snakes for a living..... he has no will to live

 

[Jade]

Re: Criminy! That beauty bit me willy off!

The reason the man is so brave is that a large salt water croc ripped off his penis in one of the early episodes.... thats why he handles venomous snakes for a living..... he has no will to live

LOL... oh how I love those clever, smart-ass types... *sigh*

 

[Ambrosious]

Jade

Have you met our R Nitelight?

 

[Jade]

Re: Jade

Have you met our R Nitelight?

Nope

 

[Expertise]

Idle threats gorgeous.LOL

Betcha' my pic would have you eating your words. Which would be good since it would probably put you off food for a couple of days.

 

[Ambrosious]

Jade.

Me neither, but I hear he is also quick with the clever, smart ass answers...

That's just what I heard.

 

[Jade]

Re: Jade.

Me neither, but I hear he is also quick with the clever, smart ass answers...

That's just what I heard.

Darn.. b/c he's taken...


Expert... hmmm why don't you let me judge for myself?

 

[Celestiale]

By the way... do any of the rest of you ever wonder what this guy must be like in bed? He seems so wild in everyday life, as I watch him wrestle those animals I always wonder if he is just as wild and agressive with a woman. But maybe it's just me. BUT IF YOU WATCH TONIGHT I BET YOU WILL NOW!
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LoL! I have in fact asked my hubby that same question! Can you just imagine when he climaxes..."ALLLL ROIT!!"

[Edited by Celestiale on 02-12-2001 at 11:54 AM]

 

[Tipsy]

Now u have me wondering what he says when he talks dirty

 

[April]

Idle threats gorgeous.LOL

Betcha' my pic would have you eating your words. Which would be good since it would probably put you off food for a couple of days.

OH! Can I? Huh? Can I send her your pic? *giving the sad, pleading eyes*

 

[Expertise]

Sure

How could I resist sad pleading eyes Nance?

 

[April]

It's really easy. That's what I've been told, anyway.