The Contest - SRP Edition

Maybe my nekkidness is turning away potential fighters. Hrm.

*slaps on mud*

How bout now? Come n' get me!
 
Well Congrats on 1,000 posts. I got a little crazy when I got my title too. But i don't think I stripped off and offered it up for grabs in Nude Mud wrestling.

What's the general idea of the thread cause if you just want to scrap, I'll scrap. And I suppose if you're just looking for someone to grope your nekkid body I can do that too.

I wonder if I need a gimmick Or if I just need to show up in the ring with tight pants, and a cup.

*Showing up in the ring with tight pants and a cup.*
 
I didn't actually create this topic to squeeze my post count up to 1k, I was actually rather bored/hyper last night.

But hold on a sec.

*runs off, takes a quick shower, and changes*
*emerges in a ninja costume*

Now what?
 
Pulls out a chair and sits. Throws legs up on the table and crosses them, arms folded behind my head. Eyes focused on the combatants. "Yes...now what?"
 
Eyes dart towards the star and back towards the girl in uniform. A playful smirk appears on my lips. "Well..."

I stand up and fix my cloak, slowly making my way to the arena. Taking a place to the left of the two combatants I crack my knuckles and neck, stretching my limbs.

"Ready when you are." I take a fighting stance.
 
*clenches her fist tightly, raising her arms so their parellel with the ground. Kim grits her teeth, her eyes focused on her opponent*

"Let's do this." she proclaims

*runs away*
 
Let's out a slight chuckle as she darts off. He removes his cloak and tosses it aside to avoid trippin gon it and chases.

"No matter...I like a good chase."

Attempts to close the distance by running as fast as he can. As he gets nearer extends a hand to give her a playful slap on the ass.
 
*smiles as he chases after her, and they run around the arena for a little while. Kim finally heads towards a pole sticking out of the ground and she wraps her hands around it, swinging back around and both her feet connect with your chest, sending you flying backwards*
 
Caught unexpecting the agility he is sent backward sprawling, sliding a few feet across the ground on his back. He takes a moment to catch his breath and lifts his neck to look upon her.

"Nice shot." tumbles backward to a kneeling position and waves her on.
 
*smiles as she holds onto the pole with a hand, her other hand resting on her hip*

"Nuh-uh. Come and get me"
 
"Come and Get you. Sure."

I walk blatantly right up to striking distance with the Pole. "Hit me with your best shot" And wait.
 
Kim glanced at her two opponents. Her eyes darted back and froth between Tenko and Aza, and she grinned. Her arm reached for a bag slot around her belt, and she pulled something out, held tightly within her hand.

"Let's go!" she said, before chucking a small, black object between them. A thick cloud emerged after a tiny explosion, and that gave her enough time to move quickly behind them. She eyed which of her dazed opponents to strike at first, and she quickly placed a kick on the back of Tenko, sending him staggering forward, out of the mist.
 
As she vanished in the mists Azalin squinted. An experienced mage, he wasn't unfamiliar with the simple spell required for such an effect, more so he was impressed in her knowledge. This ninja was turning out to be an evasive little one.

He heard the other opponent fall and knew she must be towards his left so he extended his hand, palm outward, and sent a blast of magical wind towards the pair.
 
Kim was grinning after landing her successful blow, but her other opponent had conjured some minor spell that blew a powerful force of wind at her. She managed to stand on her feet, her arms criss-crossed in front her face as she slid back. She finally stopped moving, and she lowered her arms.

She smiled as she headed for another pole, and she quickly scrambled up it, stopping near the top as she looked down at Tenko and Aza.

"That was a wonderful trick."
 
*Staggers and does not fall.

"Hmm you'll need something harder to knock me down. Or stop me. Come come, are tricks really all you'll offer, ho do you expect to win?"

I begin walking forward even with the wind against me. "Is this all you have?"
 
"I suppose we'll have to eliminate those poles if she is ever going to stay on solid ground..." Azalin spoke as he gestured both hands outward, aiming for the occupied pole, and one other.

He uttered the words of magic and sent a beam of ice towards each pole, freezing them solid. He then started striking the rest with the same magic.

"I think it would be more fun if you had to stay on our level dear...."
 
The pole Kim had stationed herself at became extremely cold. She was forced to jump down onto the dirt ground, landing gracefully.

"No fair." she said grumbling. She reached behind her back and pulled out a small silver rod, no more than a foot in length. But she flicked her wrist and the pole extended several feet, coming to rest near her foot and the tip just about her shoulders.
 
He lowered his frame into a defensive position, one hand forward, palm outward, the other behind his hand in a fist. He was kneelling with his forward leg, the ball of his foot touching the ground with the other.

Patiently he waited for someone to make a move and the words of a protective spell on the tip of his tongue.

"Well this got interesting. I suppose now we have a god on our hands..." spoken with clear disdain as he glared in the direction of Tenko.
 
Azalin91 said:
"Well this got interesting. I suppose now we have a god on our hands..." spoken with clear disdain as he glared in the direction of Tenko.

"A god. No. Merely a man. An interesting man but a man."

I begin walking slowly forward again. Easy strides. "I simply don't believe in magic, so It doesn't belive in me. I am a gift of the oblivious"

I stride the Edges and wait, Circling the outer area of the arena. Why charge in?
 
/me arms thermonuclear device.
/me runs into arena and hucks thermonuclear device.
/me ducks.
/me misses.

FUCK!
 
Kim giggled at Gagonthis's antics, and smiled as she chucked the silver rod straight for Aza. She quickly darted off to the side as she knew he would deflect it or destroy it.
 
Azalin cast a short glance around and decided the better of getting involved in combat from multiple angles. The silver rod came his way and he cast a shield spell quickly, seeing it deflect harmlessly to his side. And with that he stood and disappeared. He had activated his teleportation ring and would be watching the remainder of the conflict from a safe view.

"I'll wait to confront her after she is done with this rabble."
 
Alone. Finally. Now that I don't have to be worried about being blindsided by anything worse than Gag's Poor aim. I take a run, arm outstretched for the big clothesline.

*Sue me. But I'm pretty sure I got 4 inches and 40 pounds of muscle on your ninja ass.
 
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