The Constant Contradictions of Living

[StarryEyz]

In thinking about and reading the post re: Odd Turn Ons, I started thinking about why some things are turn ons for me in different ways.

Like the fact that I don't trust my kid sisters new fiance because he doesn't like Dr. Suess or Disneyland.

So I guess I am a walking mass of contradictions. I like Sesame Street and Andrew Blake Movies, I like Harley's and leather and Winnie the Pooh and Dr. Seuss. I study Quantum Theory and work in Construction. I write erotica and my favorite book is "Harold and the Purple Crayon". I love Monty Python, Joe Cartoon and burping contests, and ballroom dancing and theatre and musicals. I can sing like a bird and cuss like a sailor. I tell my kids to cuss if need be, but to do it creatively, and I serve on the PTA Board. I am a defensive line coach for my son's football team, and I won't let them get violent video games. I deal with the government on a daily basis, but I hate government agencies (wait...that isn't a contradiction...).

Can you enjoy sex and an erotic life, while at the same time discussing the meaning of life and singing Sesame Street songs?

I am spinning in my head now....must lie down and regroup.....

[This message has been edited by StarryEyz (edited 05-13-2000).]

 

[Weird Harold]

I think everyone has contradictory elements to them. I know I do.

I don't know about enjoying sex and Sesame Street songs at the same time, but I can certainly see someone enjoying a sesame street song with the kids just minutes before hopping into bed with the SO and making mad passionate love and discussing the meaning of life when you're sated. (Either the philosophy or the movie.)

 

[Unclebill]

Hey, StarryEyz, you just have varied interests as well all do to some degree. Some have a more varied scope of interests and capabilities than others. You're apparently gifted and perhaps a bit extraordinary.

Congratulations and enjoy life.

And for that fiance, if he doesn't like Dr. Seuss and Disneyland, he bears watching . . . . and closely!

 

[StarryEyz]

WH: Oh! Not at the same time! Maybe that ia what I've been doing wrong. I wondered why that odd look would come over lovers face when I burst out in "C is for Cookie" while he went down on me........

 

[Whispersecret]

As long as you don't cry out "Big Bird!" as you're cumming, I think you're fine.

 

[Laurel]

LMAO @ WS!

 

[Svedish_Chef]

What if they cry oh Chef, should I be offended! bork bork bork!

 

[Fox]

Chef, I think if she starts throwing things when she cries out "bork bork bork," you've found a winner!

And there's nothing wrong with crying out "Big Bird," either, some people are turned on by feathers!

And can there be anything more arousing than her telling her lover, "Eat my green eggs and ham, fucking eat them, Sam I Am!" ?

On a more serious note, StarryEyz, it's the contradictions in our lives that make us more than just the sum of our parts, more than just facts on a page.

Cheers, all!
Fox

 

[Lovely Latina]

It's not easy being Chef.

 

[Firesprite]

Beaker does it for me every time.

Maybe the fiance didn't like the extreme violence of miss Piggy's karate kicks to kermies genitals.. or was that the Muppet show?

Firesprite

 

[Svedish_Chef]

Did anyone else think that beaker would make a wonderful vibrator?

 

[Skibum]

Originally posted by Svedish_Chef:
Did anyone else think that beaker would make a wonderful vibrator?

Beaker does have a rather phallic shape.

What I always wanted to see was First Mate Piggy and Captain Link Hogthrob makin' bacon.



[This message has been edited by skibum (edited 05-18-2000).]