The Conservative Time Machine

LJ_Reloaded

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Scientists have found an actual way to travel back in time, folks.

All you need to do is run a gigawatt of electric current through a dozen Conservatives and you go back to before gay marriages were a thing.

Four gigawatts through two dozen Conservatives will take everyone in the room back to before 1964.

Six gigawatts through three dozen Conservatives gets us back to before women could vote.

Ten gigawatts through six dozen Conservatives has proven to take scientists back in time to before the Civil War.

More about this discovery is due to be released one month from now in MIT theoretical physics journals.
 
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