The Conjugal Visit Trailer

[KillerMuffin]

If the prisons a-rocking don't cum a-knockin, baby just join on in

If your S/O, real or imagined, were ever put in jail for an indefinate period of time, in facility that offered a conjugal visit trailer, cell, room, warden's office, whatever, could you make use of it? Would you? Could you have sex with your beloved lover in a tiny cramped trailer for an allotted amount of time with the guards standing outside? Even knowning that the bed and any other available surface gets alot of mileage by varied other people?

Yes, I read too many books with some sort of jail (gaol ;p) in them.

 

[R Nitelight]

I would hate to think of my S/O in prison. Cut off from society. Thrown in with a rough crowd. Forced to shower with a hundred other women. Having to share one bar of soap, which they pass around as they wash their firm, nubile bodies.....


I'm sorry. What was the question again?

 

[Purple Haze]

I would think that after a certain amount of time in the slam, I wouldn't mind if the guards were in the same room. Of course they would have to resort to a garden hose eventually.

 

[Silverlily]

Oh definately, and I would make as much noise as I could. I would however, bring my own sheets and some bleach/water solution.

 

[Sparky Kronkite]

Yep -

I'd have my S/O do the guards - I'd take polaroid's of'em and get my crack into the slammer through black mail.

 

[Oliver Clozoff]

Does R Nitelight crack anybody up as much as he does me?

Great one-liners, amigo. Brevity is the soul of wit.

 

[wolfie69]

wasn't in jail........

I was in the hospital some years back... had knee surgery, then complications....so I was there like 10 days...YUCK!!!!!!!!!! anyways, my girlfriend came in one evening, helped me to the bathroom, sat me down on the toilet and proceded to fuck my brains out...

so to answer the question.... Kitten Eyes? come to my trailer???

 

[Silverlily]

Re: wasn't in jail........

so to answer the question.... Kitten Eyes? come to my trailer???

Now darlin', that depends on what you're in for!

 

[Siren]

ON a serious note, not to be a wet blanket on this topic but.....

 

[Boner James Boner]

Yeah..what Siren said..

 

[wolfie69]

Kitten.........

I'm in the trailer waiting for you of course.....

 

[wolfy]

Prison

I think prison is to protect the rest of us from dangerous people not to punish people for their crimes. All punishing someone does is make them resent you. As far as conjugal visits are concerned I agree with siren that they shouldn't be allowed especially not allowed to have kids!!! That is crazy! One parent is in jail and they are letting them have children. I can't believe that. I Still think jail should be used constructivly to teach the inmates...especially the ones in for under 10 years....Some skills that they can use when they get out to fit in with society. I don't think a prison should be club med....No sex...Or video games etc...but I think the prisoners should be allowed to keep their body and mind in shape and to work on improving themselves. If you are just going to throw someone in jail for an x amount of time almost like giving them a time out on life then kill them or at least give them the option of death over imprisonment. Thats not a life I would ever want to live or wish on another.

 

[Whispersecret]

Oliver, are you my twin? I was thinking the exact same thing when I read R. Nitelite's post. He almost always makes me smile.

Or do you just like him because his initials are R.N.?

(Okay, that was lame humor.)