The Confession Box

[AppleBiter]

Ok Now I'm really lost.

You've seen Goonies, right? When Chunk gets kidnapped by the Fratellis, they tell him to confess and not to leave anything out, because they're trying to find out where Mikey and the gang are and what they're up to. In his confession (where he tells them everything, including that he pushed his sister down the stairs and blamed it on the dog), he tells them a story very similar to the one you shared. He says that he and a friend went into a movie theater with a jar of fake puke, made puking sounds, and dumped it all over people in the theater. Then, everyone started throwing up and the cops came. I just thought the similarity was funny, hence why I asked if you were watching the Goonies.

 

[Lovepotion69]

I don't have anything to confess. I'm a saint.
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Ok, ok. There was this house next to my friend's house. It was an old one, big garden and everything. The house was abandoned, but there were still furniture etc in it. My friend and I found that we could get into the house through the broken basement window. We did and walked around in the house. Felt a bit bad as it was basically breaking in. Nowadays two of my good friends live in that house!

 

[SeaCat]

LOLOLOL

Reading these confessions after talking with my father makes me realize we are all a bunch of pikers. My father bless his soul managed to get both a church and a resort hotel closed down on the same day when he was ten. What's better is he has proof of the evil deed by way of a newspaper article from the day after. (He was never caught.)

It seems my father and a couple of friends of his were bored, there being nothing for them to do in the small town they lived in that Sunday. Being bored and having way too much energy, (and what ten year old who isn't watching TV doesn't have too much energy for their own good?) They set out through the woods. Along the way they happened across a family of skunks. Being quick, smart, and having the knowledge that being ten year olds they wouldn't get sprayed they somehow managed to capture all of the skunks and put them in two rather large metal tubs they had found. With the skunks safely enclosed in these covered tubs they had to find something suitable to do with them. My father hit upon the idea of letting them loose under the resort hotel which had chased him away from the kitchen recently. The others thought this was a fine idea, the hotel being owned by snobby out of towners who just couldn't deal with kids.

After carrying these filled tubs through the woods they snuck into the small alley between te church and the hotel, which is where they released the skunks after shaking the tubs a bit to get them good and mad. When they released the skunks three of them took off into the basement of the church through an open window while the other four ran under the hotel, all seven of them rather upset and making it well known in their own particular manner. Again the kids somehow managed not to get sprayed. Within minutes there was quite the commotion in both buildings which soon emptied.

Cat

 

[Guest]

You've seen Goonies, right? When Chunk gets kidnapped by the Fratellis, they tell him to confess and not to leave anything out, because they're trying to find out where Mikey and the gang are and what they're up to. In his confession (where he tells them everything, including that he pushed his sister down the stairs and blamed it on the dog), he tells them a story very similar to the one you shared. He says that he and a friend went into a movie theater with a jar of fake puke, made puking sounds, and dumped it all over people in the theater. Then, everyone started throwing up and the cops came. I just thought the similarity was funny, hence why I asked if you were watching the Goonies.

Ok Now I understand. I never saw the movie.

But I have seen similar concepts in other movies so I guess I wasn't the only one to think of it. My high school chemistry teacher used to bring that stuff out the first day of class every year. And in ever class he taught that day. By the end of the day everyone who walked down that hall was queasy. That was where I got the idea. Maybe the writer for goonies did too.