The con artist speaks: I thought it would be easier

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"Nobody knew healthcare could be so complicated. No one."

"I thought it would be easier."

Two glorious quotes from the con artist lamenting the fact he has to think and show he's doing something useful. That after years of conning people into believing he knew what he was doing despite his epic and prolonged failures.

Now that he has to be a big boy and do some work, the con artist is whining about how difficult being president of the United States can be.

"I do miss my old life. This -- I like to work. But this is actually more work."

Yes, it is work. This is where the adults do real things which affect real people's lives. If you're just now figuring out running a country is not easy, what does that say about your ability to keep the con going? At what point does your massive, soap bubble ego throw in the towel because you realize you're in over your head and have no way to declare bankruptcy as a convenient out?

To use a phrase, "Suck it up buttercup. The ride's only just begun."

http://www.cnn.com/2017/04/28/politics/donald-trump-president-easier/index.html
 
Worthless dipshit thought everybody would bow at his feet and lick his toes.
 
Typical Republican.

They win elections through hate and negative attacks. Their ENTIRE identity consists of opposing "liberals." Beyond that, they got Nothin.' No ideas. No leadership. No policy. Cannot govern.

His "Executive Orders" have consisted almost entirely of reversing positions Obama put in place. The ones he came up with himself got shot down by the Courts.

That lasted all of ten seconds. Now what? Hmmmmm...twiddling his thumbs...what else did Obama do?

After 8 years, they had NO replacement for the ACA. They cannot do anything except obstruct.

And they have all 3 branches of Gov't at their disposal LMAO
 
Of course, it's hard. Probably harder than it's ever been. With liberals fighting (literally) for the "right" to shut people up, make us all believe there are an infinite number of genders, make us accept Islam as a religion and Muslims into this country, and be accepting of people who illegally immigrated here from Mexico.

It's hard being the president of the stupidest country on earth, where its citizens are clueless to the basic reality of life.

A zombie apocalypse would raise the IQ of this country.
 
Proves my point.

Rs control ALL of Gov't, and yet you still blame Liberals for your OWN failures

The Repeal did not fail because of liberals. It failed because Conservatives could not get their act together.

It's time. Rs have everything at their disposal. Go to town. Pass the taxes they want. Gut regulations. --Impose Christian rule. You're a complete moron if you can't see it's their own ineptitude.

Wait until Dems capture the House next year and maybe then you can complain.

He has a REPUBLICAN Congress at his disposal!!! And fools like continue to Pass the Buck to the party totally out of power!!!

Please stop voting. Just watch youtube and get your jollies. You make no sense whatsoever.

Of course, it's hard. Probably harder than it's ever been. With liberals fighting (literally) for the "right" to shut people up, make us all believe there are an infinite number of genders, make us accept Islam as a religion and Muslims into this country, and be accepting of people who illegally immigrated here from Mexico.

It's hard being the president of the stupidest country on earth, where its citizens are clueless to the basic reality of life.

A zombie apocalypse would raise the IQ of this country.
 
Proves my point.

Rs control ALL of Gov't, and yet you still blame Liberals for your OWN failures

The Repeal did not fail because of liberals. It failed because Conservatives could not get their act together.

It's time. Rs have everything at their disposal. Go to town. Pass the taxes they want. Gut regulations. --Impose Christian rule. You're a complete moron if you can't see it's their own ineptitude.

Wait until Dems capture the House next year and maybe then you can complain.

He has a REPUBLICAN Congress at his disposal!!! And fools like continue to Pass the Buck to the party totally out of power!!!

Please stop voting. Just watch youtube and get your jollies. You make no sense whatsoever.

At every single turn, you completely fail to grasp my stance on America in general. You somehow think I'm a Republican?

I have said many things that completely go against any right leaning stance. I think education and healthcare should be free for all American citizens. At the very least, healthcare. The right argues that ACCESS to both is sufficient and better for the economy. But if we look at the UK, they are doing fine. If we look at Canada, they're fine. These unique cases of cancer that can only be treated in the US because there is so little time and resources sucks, but death is a reality of life. Education is privatized and these businesses take students and push them through school. They'll accept pretty much anybody and will give all of their failing students degrees. State schools are turning into SJW playgrounds where feelings are more important than facts. So I completely disagree with the right here. And this is a big one.

Secondly, I'm liberal on abortion and rights for LGBT+. Well actually, according to batshit crazy people, I'm 100% transphobic and homophobic, even though I openly tell people that I have sucked big black cock and I would date Blaire White (trans) if she weren't married. This is the stronger form of the "I have a black friend" argument, where you say "I have a black friend and I'll suck his dick right now." Oh and I'm a baby killer. Abortion - I'm for it. I really don't care if a woman gets pregnant, waits until the day before the baby is due, and then takes a shovel and pulls it out. Yeah, I don't really care. Go for the abortion record if you want. As far as gay marriage, it's a non-issue for me. Go for it. Get gay, party, and marry each other.

Drugs - Legalize drugs. 0% of African Americans would be arrested on drug charges if drugs were legal.

Business & Regulations - I'm for heavy regulations. The right is for minimal regulations. Corporate has destroyed our economy and our society. They hold power over legislature, and that's a huge problem. I don't want the ultra elite running the country. I'm tired of this debt we have, which is seen as just a really big 14-digit number which we just casually see and think, "Oh damn that sucks."

Gun control - I'll give on it. I'm not happy about it, but life isn't about everybody being happy about everything. That being said, I want reasonable conditions and a timeline for how guns are supposed to be taken out of the country. You figure out the details and I'll follow suit. But just saying, "Oh let's just take all the guns." Yeah, that's not going to happen.

Religion - Tax it. If we taxed churches, INCLUDING MOSQUES, some of our debt could be taken care of. Also, we need to let people do whatever they want to do with their own lives as long as it doesn't affect my rights or yours. This includes ISLAM. When you bitch about Christianity, I take a sip of tea and think yep. As in, I casually agree with you. There's no need to yell at me about how bad Christianity is. There's no need to tell me how destructive it is. There's no need to try to convince me that Christianity is a major world problem. But so is motherfucking Islam.

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What else can I do to get more LEFT?!

Oh, vote Hillary? No. *shrugs* No. I'll watch Youtube, get my jollies, and vote for whoever I want.

Change Freedom of Speech to speech which doesn't offend people? No.

Violently attack people who use hate speech? No. Free speech means free speech. That means you can say anything you want as long as it's not a threat or call for violence. Do you want to tell me how much you love beheading people in the name of Allah? Fine. Go for it. As long as you don't call to behead somebody or threaten to behead me for not believing in Allah, whatever.

Become an activist, a feminist, a BLM supporter? No. I don't agree with those groups, and I don't have to agree with them.

Be accepting of the illegal immigrants who have been in the US for a decade or longer? No. I am not accepting of any idea that illegal immigration is okay for any reason whatsoever. And if I give any slack here and try to be reasonable, my kindness would be exploited by illegal immigrants who think they can beat the system. Not only that, but Dems would move the goal posts. Dems would say, "Eh why do we even have a border?! Why can't citizens from Mexico vote for issues that involve the country right next to them? You're racist for not letting them vote for our presidents." Yeah, no. No.

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I'm not only going to vote, I'm going to vote early and then tell everybody about who I voted for before the actual election. I think that's a great idea.
 
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Proves my point.

Rs control ALL of Gov't, and yet you still blame Liberals for your OWN failures

Tell the truth, they do not have effective control of the Senate. Under current rules, they need 60 votes to do so.
 
Ok, then a.) Why are you blaming Trump's inability to get his shit together on liberals, and b.) If these are the issues you care about then why the fuck did you vote for Idiot Boy?????

At every single turn, you completely fail to grasp my stance on America in general. You somehow think I'm a Republican?

I have said many things that completely go against any right leaning stance. I think education and healthcare should be free for all American citizens. At the very least, healthcare. The right argues that ACCESS to both is sufficient and better for the economy. But if we look at the UK, they are doing fine. If we look at Canada, they're fine. These unique cases of cancer that can only be treated in the US because there is so little time and resources sucks, but death is a reality of life. Education is privatized and these businesses take students and push them through school. They'll accept pretty much anybody and will give all of their failing students degrees. State schools are turning into SJW playgrounds where feelings are more important than facts. So I completely disagree with the right here. And this is a big one.

Secondly, I'm liberal on abortion and rights for LGBT+. Well actually, according to batshit crazy people, I'm 100% transphobic and homophobic, even though I openly tell people that I have sucked big black cock and I would date Blaire White (trans) if she weren't married. This is the stronger form of the "I have a black friend" argument, where you say "I have a black friend and I'll suck his dick right now." Oh and I'm a baby killer. Abortion - I'm for it. I really don't care if a woman gets pregnant, waits until the day before the baby is due, and then takes a shovel and pulls it out. Yeah, I don't really care. Go for the abortion record if you want. As far as gay marriage, it's a non-issue for me. Go for it. Get gay, party, and marry each other.

Drugs - Legalize drugs. 0% of African Americans would be arrested on drug charges if drugs were legal.

Business & Regulations - I'm for heavy regulations. The right is for minimal regulations. Corporate has destroyed our economy and our society. They hold power over legislature, and that's a huge problem. I don't want the ultra elite running the country. I'm tired of this debt we have, which is seen as just a really big 14-digit number which we just casually see and think, "Oh damn that sucks."

Gun control - I'll give on it. I'm not happy about it, but life isn't about everybody being happy about everything. That being said, I want reasonable conditions and a timeline for how guns are supposed to be taken out of the country. You figure out the details and I'll follow suit. But just saying, "Oh let's just take all the guns." Yeah, that's not going to happen.

Religion - Tax it. If we taxed churches, INCLUDING MOSQUES, some of our debt could be taken care of. Also, we need to let people do whatever they want to do with their own lives as long as it doesn't affect my rights or yours. This includes ISLAM. When you bitch about Christianity, I take a sip of tea and think yep. As in, I casually agree with you. There's no need to yell at me about how bad Christianity is. There's no need to tell me how destructive it is. There's no need to try to convince me that Christianity is a major world problem. But so is motherfucking Islam.

---------------------------

What else can I do to get more LEFT?!

Oh, vote Hillary? No. *shrugs* No. I'll watch Youtube, get my jollies, and vote for whoever I want.

Change Freedom of Speech to speech which doesn't offend people? No.

Violently attack people who use hate speech? No. Free speech means free speech. That means you can say anything you want as long as it's not a threat or call for violence. Do you want to tell me how much you love beheading people in the name of Allah? Fine. Go for it. As long as you don't call to behead somebody or threaten to behead me for not believing in Allah, whatever.

Become an activist, a feminist, a BLM supporter? No. I don't agree with those groups, and I don't have to agree with them.

Be accepting of the illegal immigrants who have been in the US for a decade or longer? No. I am not accepting of any idea that illegal immigration is okay for any reason whatsoever. And if I give any slack here and try to be reasonable, my kindness would be exploited by illegal immigrants who think they can beat the system. Not only that, but Dems would move the goal posts. Dems would say, "Eh why do we even have a border?! Why can't citizens from Mexico vote for issues that involve the country right next to them? You're racist for not letting them vote for our presidents." Yeah, no. No.

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I'm not only going to vote, I'm going to vote early and then tell everybody about who I voted for before the actual election. I think that's a great idea.
 
"I thought it would be easier."

Wull damn, that there proves President Trump can actually think. So there!
 
Wrong. Depends on what they're voting on.

The House and Senate are a simple majority on most legislation. That's it, and they have that.

It's the Supreme Court pick thay NEEDED 60, until McConnell blew that up.


Tell the truth, they do not have effective control of the Senate. Under current rules, they need 60 votes to do so.
 
Typical Republican.

They win elections through hate and negative attacks. Their ENTIRE identity consists of opposing "liberals." Beyond that, they got Nothin.' No ideas. No leadership. No policy. Cannot govern.

His "Executive Orders" have consisted almost entirely of reversing positions Obama put in place. The ones he came up with himself got shot down by the Courts.

That lasted all of ten seconds. Now what? Hmmmmm...twiddling his thumbs...what else did Obama do?

After 8 years, they had NO replacement for the ACA. They cannot do anything except obstruct.

And they have all 3 branches of Gov't at their disposal LMAO

true, true, true. So true
 
Of course, it's hard. Probably harder than it's ever been. With liberals fighting (literally) for the "right" to shut people up, make us all believe there are an infinite number of genders, make us accept Islam as a religion and Muslims into this country, and be accepting of people who illegally immigrated here from Mexico.

It's hard being the president of the stupidest country on earth, where its citizens are clueless to the basic reality of life.

A zombie apocalypse would raise the IQ of this country.

So fighting for equal rights for everyone is a bad thing?

Also, for eight years all Republicans did was do everything in their power to thwart anything Obama attempted. In fact, from day one their sworn goal was to make sure he didn't get a second term.

When that failed, they fell back to the tried and true, "We're going to hold our breath and stomp our feet and not do anything."

If Islam isn't a religion than neither is Christianity or Judaism, both of whom who have killed people simply because their beliefs were different. In the case of Christians, they wholesale slaughtered both Muslims and Jews.

But it's only Islam which isn't a religion when a fraction of a fraction of a fraction of a percent is the part causing problems. All the other people going merrily about their business don't count.
 
So fighting for equal rights for everyone is a bad thing?

Also, for eight years all Republicans did was do everything in their power to thwart anything Obama attempted. In fact, from day one their sworn goal was to make sure he didn't get a second term.

When that failed, they fell back to the tried and true, "We're going to hold our breath and stomp our feet and not do anything."

If Islam isn't a religion than neither is Christianity or Judaism, both of whom who have killed people simply because their beliefs were different. In the case of Christians, they wholesale slaughtered both Muslims and Jews.

But it's only Islam which isn't a religion when a fraction of a fraction of a fraction of a percent is the part causing problems. All the other people going merrily about their business don't count.

PEEFECT! Thank you! I knew this would come up, and I'm so glad the far left is so predictable. Okay... So, since America already has this shitty, horrible religion Christianity to deal with, why would I want to be accepting of a religion which is just as bad?
 
Ok, then a.) Why are you blaming Trump's inability to get his shit together on liberals, and b.) If these are the issues you care about then why the fuck did you vote for Idiot Boy?????

Can you elaborate on question A? I don't know what you're referring to. I can give you more details if you point out something that I have said in which I have uh.. blamed his inability to get his shit together on liberals... which is an odd way to phrase something I have said. But don't worry. I'll clear the air on it.

I voted for him because people like you continuously call logic and reason racist, misogynistic, homophobic, xenophobic, transphobic, and bigoted. Also, people like you told people who use logic and reason to shut up. And now, you're telling us not to vote.

My freedom of speech and express my views without worry of being violently assaulted TRUMPS any other political stance I may have. You cannot take that right away, no matter how much it angers you. No matter how mad you get, how frustrated you get, how emotional you get... I have a right to voice my concerns. I have a right to question my government. And I have a right to question both sides. You can't do a damn thing about it.
 
Can you elaborate on question A? I don't know what you're referring to. I can give you more details if you point out something that I have said in which I have uh.. blamed his inability to get his shit together on liberals... which is an odd way to phrase something I have said. But don't worry. I'll clear the air on it.

I voted for him because people like you continuously call logic and reason racist, misogynistic, homophobic, xenophobic, transphobic, and bigoted. Also, people like you told people who use logic and reason to shut up. And now, you're telling us not to vote.

My freedom of speech and express my views without worry of being violently assaulted TRUMPS any other political stance I may have. You cannot take that right away, no matter how much it angers you. No matter how mad you get, how frustrated you get, how emotional you get... I have a right to voice my concerns. I have a right to question my government. And I have a right to question both sides. You can't do a damn thing about it.


Funny - you used to say you voted for him because you just wanted to see it all collapse, which means you KNEW he was going to be a shitty president. Nice to see now you're willing to stand by your shitty President.

And it's not the "liberals" holding your man back - it's the government holding him back. His own party didn't have the votes for their repeal and replace healthcare plan. You can whine and cry about liberal judges all you like; however, a President merely appointments a judge; it takes senate confirmation (as we saw with Trump's Supreme Court nomination). Then when making legal decisions, judges have to actually write a brief or opinion as to WHY they made such a decision and then a higher court can review that decision to determine if that judge followed the law (and not just made a decision based on their own prejudices and beliefs).

I know this is probably all very complicated for you to understand - I mean in November you just wanted to watch everything collapse and now you're blaming everything on liberals. I imagine in a couple months you'll have some other song you'll be singing.

Oh, and apparently you feel some need to be patted on the back for sucking a big black cock since I think I've seen you mention it at every possible turn. So congratulations. You can't see it but I'm over here giving you the slow clap.
 
You're for abortion rights, so you vote for a Pro-Lifer who wants to get rid of R v W because you have a grievance against "people like me" for telling you you're an idiot for voting for exactly the opposite of what you say you are for.

You despise religion, so you vote for the one guy in the pocket of the radical insane Right, because you're pissed off at "people like me" telling you that's retarded.

You shouldn't not vote because you have opinions I disagree with, you should be disallowed from voting until you understand the basic principal that politicians enact policies, and your vote is for or against those policies.

It's like a monkey.

If I pull lever for THIS person, I will have my internet privacy gutted.

If I pull lever for THIS person, I won't.

Pull lever, watch laws change. Get it?




Can you elaborate on question A? I don't know what you're referring to. I can give you more details if you point out something that I have said in which I have uh.. blamed his inability to get his shit together on liberals... which is an odd way to phrase something I have said. But don't worry. I'll clear the air on it.

I voted for him because people like you continuously call logic and reason racist, misogynistic, homophobic, xenophobic, transphobic, and bigoted. Also, people like you told people who use logic and reason to shut up. And now, you're telling us not to vote.

My freedom of speech and express my views without worry of being violently assaulted TRUMPS any other political stance I may have. You cannot take that right away, no matter how much it angers you. No matter how mad you get, how frustrated you get, how emotional you get... I have a right to voice my concerns. I have a right to question my government. And I have a right to question both sides. You can't do a damn thing about it.
 
Funny - you used to say you voted for him because you just wanted to see it all collapse, which means you KNEW he was going to be a shitty president. Nice to see now you're willing to stand by your shitty President.

And it's not the "liberals" holding your man back - it's the government holding him back. His own party didn't have the votes for their repeal and replace healthcare plan. You can whine and cry about liberal judges all you like; however, a President merely appointments a judge; it takes senate confirmation (as we saw with Trump's Supreme Court nomination). Then when making legal decisions, judges have to actually write a brief or opinion as to WHY they made such a decision and then a higher court can review that decision to determine if that judge followed the law (and not just made a decision based on their own prejudices and beliefs).

I know this is probably all very complicated for you to understand - I mean in November you just wanted to watch everything collapse and now you're blaming everything on liberals. I imagine in a couple months you'll have some other song you'll be singing.

Oh, and apparently you feel some need to be patted on the back for sucking a big black cock since I think I've seen you mention it at every possible turn. So congratulations. You can't see it but I'm over here giving you the slow clap.

I did say that. I'm glad you're keeping up! America is collapsing, and it's regardless of who's in office. It's so frustrating to see our debt rise. That said, I'm not going to give up my freedom of speech to save a country, even if it's my own. If we're collapsing, the last thing I want to be concerned with is people calling everything racist, sexist, homophobic, etc. Because that completely shuts down conversation.

If you shut down a conversation, we cannot have a reasonable conversation about what will fix the economy. If you take me out of the conversation by silencing me, then the future of this nation does not matter to me at all, period. It would actually be healthy if America would collapse, because it's a an example of what not to do. We brag about how we're the best nation on the planet, and that's completely untrue.

I'm blaming people who silence conversation. I'm blaming people who say it's racist to use reason and logic [Late Edit - I'm not sure I said "racist" here. Generally, I mean racist, sexist, homophobic, xenophobic, bigoted, etc. Or maybe it was a Freudian slip and I'm a complete racist. *shrugs* You can decide. But I didn't mean to solo out racism.] I'm blaming people who are upset because they want to redefine the 1st Amendment because their feelings were hurt.

I will not be singing a different song next month. But it's nice to know that you keep up with what I'm saying, even if you misinterpret it. Or are you just being disingenuous... because it seems kind of like you are. It doesn't matter, however. You can do as you please.

I really appreciate the slow clap. Thank you for the attention. It's my entire reason for being here and posing difficult questions and not falling into a group of people who pat each other on the back all the time. Trying to think and speak out about what we think is important. So, I'm glad you're here to challenge me on my thoughts.

I never said I was perfect. I never said I was 100% right all the time. As a matter of fact, I'll mention this just as much as I mention the really long, thick black cock I sucked years ago. But I'm simply ignorant on many issues. I have no qualms with somebody pointing that out. If you have issue with something I state, please point it out and we can talk about it.

You're for abortion rights, so you vote for a Pro-Lifer who wants to get rid of R v W because you have a grievance against "people like me" for telling you you're an idiot for voting for exactly the opposite of what you say you are for.

You despise religion, so you vote for the one guy in the pocket of the radical insane Right, because you're pissed off at "people like me" telling you that's retarded.

You shouldn't not vote because you have opinions I disagree with, you should be disallowed from voting until you understand the basic principal that politicians enact policies, and your vote is for or against those policies.

It's like a monkey.

If I pull lever for THIS person, I will have my internet privacy gutted.

If I pull lever for THIS person, I won't.

Pull lever, watch laws change. Get it?

So you want censorship at the voting booth? That is not liberal. I'm convinced that you are not a liberal at all.
 
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Wow, he can actually think! "This. Job. Is. Hard." Now what, honey? Let's see, it's around 100 days and he still hasn't lifted a finger. Well, maybe it's time to do something constructive. And when I say "constructive", I don't mean extinguish a whole race from his vision. Who would've thought the presidency would require *gasp* work?
 
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