The Commentary Thread

[lark sparrow]

Space for commentary - put your commentary here! Get your commentary here! This space for rent or hijack!


I would like to make commentary about people who make commentary about other people, and assume they are somehow personally absolved and unincluded in said commentary themselves. Outside observing with commentary following from on high, without personal exploration and divulgence drives me bonkers! "This drives me bonkers" is my personal divulgence so there goes the unaffected commentary from on high. I have little tolerance for this - oops, another flaw, I guess I will never be as clean and superior as some outside observers. Gave it my best shot.


What's your beef about OTHER people? What immeasurable wisdom have you gleaned by watching and analyzing OTHER people?

 

[Desdemona]

I don't have any immeasureable wisdom. Its been long enough since I had sex that I can't think clearly tonight.

 

[bunny bondage]

if you catch a fish, don't bang it against a rock, or you get squishy fishy

 

[bunny bondage]

186,000 miles per second: it's not just a good idea, it's the law

 

[bunny bondage]

a bird in the hand makes it awfully hard to blow your nose

 

[bunny bondage]

remember, he who takes the plunge, to return it by thursday.

 

[bunny bondage]

no matter how beautiful she is, some guy, somewhere is tired of her shit

 

[bunny bondage]

let not the sands of time get in your lunch

 

[bunny bondage]

no one can feel as helpless as the owner of a sick goldfish

 

[bunny bondage]

if the blind lead the blind, both will fall into a pit

 

[bunny bondage]

here, we train young fighters to defend against the xur and kul armada.

 

[bunny bondage]

a bird in the hand shits on the wrist.

 

[bunny bondage]

panties are not the best thing on earth, but they're next to it

 

[bunny bondage]

think twice before speaking, but don't say "think think click click"

 

[bunny bondage]

someday, we'll look back on this and plow into a parked car

 

[bunny bondage]

you're slower than a herd of turtles stampeding through peanut-butter

 

[lark sparrow]

You know THOSE people who do THAT.... well... you know... I'm sure you are intelligent enough to get my drift <stroke, stroke>... <goes back to my perch>

 

[P. B. Walker]

You know THOSE people who do THAT.... well... you know... I'm sure you are intelligent enough to get my drift <stroke, stroke>... <goes back to my perch>

You don't like people that masturbate lark?

PBW

 

[lark sparrow]

You don't like people that masturbate lark?

PBW

LOL

NO!!! You do? Are there any around here??


Commentary: Masturbation may become a preoccupation for those involved in a long distance relationship. They may even find themselves spitefully jealous of their pets ease and ignorance in being able to lick themselves. Taking up yoga as a practice may be a useful tool in personal fulfillment, or at least a good pre-occupier in attaining certain goals.

Disclaimer: No pets were used or harmed for masturbatory purposes in this commentary, only envied.

Opinion: Contortionists are cool.

 

[artful]

Commentary,...

...is useful if taken with a grain of salt,(or has absolutely no bearing on a topic you wish to hear discussed).

Most often we will find it boring and redundant,...necessarily filled with words we often have to search Webster's, to get any idea of what was truly said and verbose. (Zip,...HELP us!) LOL

Unlike THIS post,...once in a while,...we will find it interesting.

 

[P. B. Walker]

LOL

NO!!! You do? Are there any around here??


Commentary: Masturbation may become a preoccupation for those involved in a long distance relationship. They may even find themselves spitefully jealous of their pets ease and ignorance in being able to lick themselves. Taking up yoga as a practice may be a useful tool in personal fulfillment, or at least a good pre-occupier in attaining certain goals.

Disclaimer: No pets were used or harmed for masturbatory purposes in this commentary, only envied.

Opinion: Contortionists are cool.

LOL... whew... I thought you didn't like me for a second. I'm a regular masturbator, as you've probably heard me say before. I don't really make decisions about a person based on whether or not they masturbate. If they do, cool, if htey don't that's okie too. If they do, it let's me know they are in touch with their sexuality. If they don't, and they have regular sex then it's the same way.

PBW

 

[redelicious]

I have nothing important to say (per usual).

I just like seeing Artful post.

Now back to your masturbation.

 

[lark sparrow]

Circle Jerk

LOL... whew... I thought you didn't like me for a second. I'm a regular masturbator, as you've probably heard me say before. I don't really make decisions about a person based on whether or not they masturbate. If they do, cool, if htey don't that's okie too. If they do, it let's me know they are in touch with their sexuality. If they don't, and they have regular sex then it's the same way.

PBW

Waves to you with my free hand

No, I masturbate as much as allowed lol. And as I'm in a committed, long distance relationship there is way too much time in between visits, and partnered sex is not an option without Her. Masturbation is my friend! Plus, I enjoy masturbation all on it's own, not just as a substitute for partnered sex. As for others masturbating, I tend to assume "everyone" does, though I am sure that is not completely accurate.

Hey, this fits nicely in the commentary thread - mental masturbation about masturbation.

 

[apple3141]

Let us now praise famous Bunnies

Bunny Bondage -

Those one-liners are absolutely brilliant. I have seen none of them before, and I have been around since just after printing with moveable type was invented.

If they are your own work, I worship your wit; if they were garnered, we are indebted to you for finding them.

 

[bunny bondage]

it's about freakin' time somebody mentioned my dribbles of wisdom. some of them were made up by me, some by my dad. we keep a collection of neat things we've said throughout the years. we also keep "useless key" collections. we're strange like that.