The Collar of Shame

[Guest]

 

[neonlyte]

They do look a pitiful sight wearing them. Can you imagine walking around wearing something twice as wide as your shoulders?

 

[Aurora Black]

Okay, I'm obviously not a pet owner. What the hell is that thing supposed to do, anyway?

 

[carsonshepherd]

Okay, I'm obviously not a pet owner. What the hell is that thing supposed to do, anyway?

it keeps them from licking wounds or incisions because they can't get their mouths close enough.

 

[Guest]

I'm sorry jammies, I'm still giggling at the sweet face of your pooch after your hilarious description of how much damage he caused.

http://i22.photobucket.com/albums/b318/sweetsubsarahh/CollarOfShame1.jpg


Who's a happy puppy? Who's a good dog!

 

[Guest]

 

[Aurora Black]

it keeps them from licking wounds or incisions because they can't get their mouths close enough.

Eww.

 

[3113]

the collar is to keep him from scratching, rubbing or squirming until the tape on his ear comes off. The green stuff is the vet tape holding down his bad ear.

I was wondering why it was up about his ears rather than down about his neck. No wonder he's all confused about how to move his head and stuff.

Don't worry. He'll get to know the collar and how much leeway it gives him...by Friday.

Till then, I suggest you move all breakables onto higher shelves and get yourself some shin guards.

What did that poor puppy do to his ear anyway?

 

[Guest]

He is NOT a happy puppy! He is a miserable ABUSED dog, and he will tell you so, at length and in detail, right before he breaks something else precious.

Like your leg.

He is a MARTYR puppy.

And yes, he is tremendously sweet-faced.

'rora, the collar is to keep him from scratching, rubbing or squirming until the tape on his ear comes off. The green stuff is the vet tape holding down his bad ear.

You're a good puppy mommy.

 

[CopyCarver]

Condolences from Sake. She says it's much more fun to play frisbee than to be one.

 

[Guest]

 

[rgraham666]

*HUGS* for you and Bigfoot, Jammies.

 

[badattitude]

Ohhh, that poor dog! And poor you!! Hang in there!
But that picture is beyond great.

 

[Guest]

 

[Aurora Black]

Poor Bigfoot.

 

[Zayrina]

You cruel alpha bnitch you, reveling in that poor dog's agony, you really ought to be ashamed!

 

[Aurora Black]

All righty...

 

[CopyCarver]

Thanks Rob.

Thanks and welcome to the AH, BA.

Some side views of the poor abused martyrdog:

Looks like Bigfoot can receive 700 channels with that dish. I hope Lassie reruns are on at least one of them.

 

[Aurora Black]

Looks like Bigfoot can receive 700 channels with that dish. I hope Lassie reruns are on at least one of them.

*canned laughter*

 

[Guest]

 

[Aurora Black]

Bigfoot says thank you for the rose, 'rora, and he'd give you big slurpy licks if he didn't have the dang collar on.

Not with that hematoma, he won't.

 

[Guest]

He is in deed the MOST PATHETIC, ABUSED, MISTREATED DOG in the WHOLE WORLD -- all said with great emphasis while he pushes his biscuit around the room in an attempt to break something else.

Poor Jammies! These things are as tough on the person as the pet!

 

[carsonshepherd]

They're so pathetic, you don't want to laugh at their blundering attempts to get through doors... but it's so comical.

 

[BarondeSade]

Dogs are little gods...

Have 5 of the 'little' angels...
They don't give a crap about what's happening...
They just know one thing!
They love me and I love them...
Don't know what life would be without them...

 

[MissBri]