The Coffee House...

[Dirty Slut]

Hi everybody;

Just thought that I'd start a thread of silly, witty, or witless bullshit, and see what happens. You can say, or converse on any subject in here other than politics, religion, or petrochemical products.

I'll get the ball started by asking what turns your head on a warm summer day? For me it's a certain smile, genuine to be sure, and only slightly whistful without any arrogance, or even the hint of sadism in it. If once my head has been turned enough, and I find the ass attached below to be nice and tight, I mark that as a special moment in time.

DS

 

[doormouse]

Where's the coffee?

 

[doormouse]

If this is the coffee house, you won't mind a shameless plug

I need three measley votes on my Leprechaun story.

http://www.literotica.com/stories/showstory.php?id=148443

Anyone want to read it please? I'll read yours.

Oh the shame. LOL

Okay, I'm not on my knees anymore

 

[snooper]

Where's the coffee?

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[DirtyJJ]

Hi everybody;

Just thought that I'd start a thread of silly, witty, or witless bullshit, and see what happens. You can say, or converse on any subject in here other than politics, religion, or petrochemical products.

I'll get the ball started by asking what turns your head on a warm summer day? For me it's a certain smile, genuine to be sure, and only slightly whistful without any arrogance, or even the hint of sadism in it. If once my head has been turned enough, and I find the ass attached below to be nice and tight, I mark that as a special moment in time.

DS

DS - haven't seen you around in a while so Hello!
As for what turns my head these days - a man who may have a bit of a rough look to him, but not too rough, who maybe looks like he has put in a hard day's work. A mischiveous (sp?) smile is good, like I might me in for a wild time if I were to get to know him better. And yes, a nice tight ass can be very special.


Now, I think I need a second cup of coffee. What's brewing today?
JJ

 

[cantdog]

Loretta says that a man's ass is always improved by a good thick wallet. I don't swing that way, myself.

I am a sucker for little white shorts and that thing which tennis girls do, with the ponytail out through the back of the visored hat. My favorite, even better, though less common than the little white shorts, is tattersall ones. The graph-paper lines define every curve.

Got some Kalossi that's not roasted too dark?

 

[Dirty Slut]

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(_)?"""" (_)?"""""" Cups all around, and plenty more where that came from.

DS

 

[Guest]

John Kerry

 

[Guest]

I think Chilly is bored.

 

[boxofrocks]

John Kerry

Oohhhhh yesssssssss!!!

I want you to fuck me and call out his name when you cummmmmmmmmmm

 

[Guest]

I think Chilly is bored.

No, he just believes in subliminal messages, poor sod. P.

 

[boxofrocks]

Love the new AV p

 

[cantdog]

Well, if he was walking down the street here in Maine, I'd do a double take. We haven't enough electoral votes to light a fire under anyone, and Ohio has us beat as a bellwether. You can walk into City Hall and register to vote Green here, though.

That was the topic, I believe. Boxo doesn't want to fuck me, though, I notice.

Life is like that. Good coffee.

I had to read The Professor and the Madman as a favor to a friend this week. It made my posts in the Philosophy thread more convoluted and sesquipedalian than ever. Words rule.


cantdog

 

[boxofrocks]

That was the topic, I believe. Boxo doesn't want to fuck me, though, I notice.

Life is like that. Good coffee.


cantdog

You're next

 

[Guest]

Love the new AV p

Thanks, box, it's one of my fave films.


Cant: Have you read The Meaning of Everything: The Story of the Oxford English Dictionary or Caught in the Web of Words: James Murray and the Oxford English Dictionary? I love this stuff. P.

 

[Remec]

If this is the coffee house, you won't mind a shameless plug

I need three measley votes on my Leprechaun story.

http://www.literotica.com/stories/showstory.php?id=148443

Anyone want to read it please? I'll read yours.

Oh the shame. LOL

Okay, I'm not on my knees anymore

Damn...my timing is so bad. <g>

But, nothing to be shamed about. Sometimes...esp in the less read categories...stories need to be promoted.

Read and voted on, was quite intriguing...yet another idea starter...gonna have to force myself to schedule some writing time, I think...

(Feel free to follow my sig and check my stuff out, but no obligations...was happy to read the story)

 

[Svenskaflicka]

I'll get the ball started by asking what turns your head on a warm summer day?

A place in the shadow..?

No, seriously, what makes me turn my head and stare after a guy is a hansome face. If that's on top of broad shoulders, muscular arms, a long slim body with well-shaped legs and a tight ass, well, this is about that time when I walk into a lamppost...

 

[Dirty Slut]

Pouring more coffee, including the exotic blends, and Laite.

(_)? (_)? and a few shots of friendship for the Irish in us all... \=/ \=/.

DS

 

[Dirty Slut]

Oh wow! Not to get off topic but I just learned that over a million people have read my work here on lit, and I am in awe. I've only posted here now for a little more than 6 months, and even if a hundred thousand people backed out I'm still over a million reads for all of my work. Is that normal here?

DS

 

[DirtyJJ]

Oh wow! Not to get off topic but I just learned that over a million people have read my work here on lit, and I am in awe. I've only posted here now for a little more than 6 months, and even if a hundred thousand people backed out I'm still over a million reads for all of my work. Is that normal here?

DS

Thanks for the coffee, DS.

As for the million - that IS pretty great, and a bit mind-blowing too that that many people read the stories here. As for whether it's normal or not, I don't know... but something has to be working if you have had a million reads!

JJ