"The cockberg"?

[Liar]

UK newspaper gets... erm... creative.

http://www.metro.co.uk/weird/articl...e_to_blame?&in_article_id=304450&in_page_id=2

 

[Guest]

UK newspaper gets... erm... creative.

http://www.metro.co.uk/weird/articl...e_to_blame?&in_article_id=304450&in_page_id=2

Gives a whole new meaning to "enjoying a cold one."

 

[impressive]

*pictures the ice dick covered with sno-cone syrup ... the rainbow kind*

 

[3113]

http://img.metro.co.uk/i/pix/2008/09/icebergREX_450x300.jpg

Wow. It's got balls and everything. Imagine that smashing into the Titanic.

 

[impressive]

http://img.metro.co.uk/i/pix/2008/09/icebergREX_450x300.jpg

Wow. It's got balls and everything. Imagine that smashing into the Titanic.

"Ahoy! We're fucked!"

 

[Liar]

Wow. It's got balls and everything. Imagine that smashing into the Titanic.

I think you may have just invented a whole new genre of porn.

 

[tickledkitty]

What you all fail to realize is that the cockberg isn't really a cockberg at all. It's attached to an abominable snowman, who is lying in wait under the surface of the water.

*nods* Yep.

Ancient abominable snowman mating ritual.

 

[jomar]

I know that guy. He's been photo-shopped. Trust me, I've seen him around.

 

[Safe_Bet]

I think you may have just invented a whole new genre of porn.

Like what? Cock-cicles?

 

[3113]

I think you may have just invented a whole new genre of porn.

Woo-hoo! My own Category on Lit! I can't wait to get readers as contentious as those in Loving Wives... "That a boat's a whore! She so wanted it!"

 

[voluptuary_manque]

And now we know why the poor Brits are known for having the worst press in the world.

 

[neonlyte]

And now we know why the poor Brits are known for having the worst press in the world.

If you think that is wierd, Metro is one of the worlds most profitable newspapers... and it is given away for free

 

[Liar]

If you think that is wierd, Metro is one of the worlds most profitable newspapers... and it is given away for free

And it started in Stockholm in -95 by a friend of my dad's.

Guy is so rich he sneezes diamonds.

 

[neonlyte]

And it started in Stockholm in -95 by a friend of my dad's.

Guy is so rich he sneezes diamonds.

The sneezing is obviously infectious... I see you are still trying to catch a few diamonds in your face mask

 

[dr_mabeuse]

What you don't understand is that 7/10 of the length of that thing is underwater.

That's what I tell women too.

 

[Corylea]

What you all fail to realize is that the cockberg isn't really a cockberg at all. It's attached to an abominable snowman, who is lying in wait under the surface of the water.

*nods* Yep.

Ancient abominable snowman mating ritual.

*laugh* You get the prize for the best joke on this thread!

 

[Corylea]

What you don't understand is that 7/10 of the length of that thing is underwater.

That's what I tell women too.

And how many of them run screaming from the room?

 

[Safe_Bet]

And how many of them run screaming from the room?

None. They all know it will turn to slush after ten minutes.

 

[jomar]

What you don't understand is that 7/10 of the length of that thing is underwater...

'Scuse me?

 

[Guest]

What you don't understand is that 7/10 of the length of that thing is underwater.

That's what I tell women too.

 

[Corylea]

None. They all know it will turn to slush after ten minutes.

*laugh*

 

[tickledkitty]

'Scuse me?

Meester Cockburg, I presume?

 

[jomar]

Meester Cockburg, I presume?

I'm so proud of junior.

 

[Svenskaflicka]

*trying to come up with a suitable joke about global warming causing low sperm count and men being adviced to keep their testicles cool and dangling rather than cooped up in warm, snug pants if they want to increase their sperm count*

 

[voluptuary_manque]

*trying to come up with a suitable joke about global warming causing low sperm count and men being adviced to keep their testicles cool and dangling rather than cooped up in warm, snug pants if they want to increase their sperm count*

Nah, it's not global warming. It's too much soy product. Baaaaad for you, soy is. It promotes breast cancer in women, too. Meat, yes. Soy, no!