The Church In The 21st Century

[Liar]

http://agep.home.netcom.com/confession.html

No comment needed.

 

[matriarch]

http://agep.home.netcom.com/confession.html

No comment needed.

*speechless*.

 

[sophia jane]

*speechless*.

speechless, with mouth hanging open. Which suprises me more- that list of sins (oops) or the idea of an electronic confession?


SJ

 

[rgraham666]

The only church I would be a member of is, unfortunately, fictional.

Its Holy Book is The Book of Universal Truths and Other Humourous Anecdotes.

This Book contains such pieces of wisdom as The 16th Psalm of Indifferent Contentment, "Humans are without a doubt the most conceited race in the universe. Who else believes God has nothing better to do but sit around and help them out of tight spots?"

And Matthewson's 23rd Edict. "To be angered by evil is to partake of it, stupid."

Written on the floor to the entrance of its headquarters is, "If God had really intended Her creations to spend most of their time worshipping Her, She wouldn't have made the universe nearly so complicated."

I like people who don't take themselves too seriously.

 

[Wildcard Ky]

I left a good long list of made up sins just to see if I can freak them out. I won't be suprised if the cops show up at my door in a few days looking for some molested farm animals

 

[Pure]

Guilty as charged

Did I willfully entertain impure thoughts and desires? Did I dress immodestly?

Did I use impure or suggestive words? Tell impure stories? Or listen to them?

Did I deliberately look at impure TV, plays, pictures or movies? Or deliberately read impure material?

Did I perform impure acts by myself or with others? Which ones? Note: in the area of deliberate sexual sins, all are mortal if there is sufficient reflection and full consent of the will.

All of the above. (except the immodest dress)

Guess I'm actually 'impure'.

 

[carsonshepherd]

Uuuhhhh on quick glance I did most of these.

Particularly liked this part:

Did I willfully entertain impure thoughts and desires? YES! Did I dress immodestly? NOT REALLY, BUT...
Did I use impure or suggestive words? YES. Tell impure stories? ABSOLUTELY. Or listen to them? YEP THAT TOO
Did I deliberately look at impure TV, plays, pictures or movies? YES. Or deliberately read impure material? HELL YES.
Did I perform impure acts by myself or with others? BOTH. Which ones? HOW LONG HAVE YOU GOT? Note: in the area of deliberate sexual sins, all are mortal if there is sufficient reflection and full consent of the will. WOOHOOO!!!!

 

[Lauren Hynde]

Note: in the area of deliberate sexual sins, all are mortal if there is sufficient reflection and full consent of the will.

I believe this means that if you're drunk or coke'd up, all is well.

 

[BlackShanglan]

I believe this means that if you're drunk or coke'd up, all is well.

Note to self: sherry first, then Lit.

 

[yui]

Where's "The Sacrament of Holy Baptism" website that they recommended prior to Confession?

 

[Virtual_Burlesque]

Perhaps it is that I am burdened with an masochistic laptop.

Still, I got a kick out of the fact that all the confessions were preselected, and could not be changed.


"Did I make a bad confession?"

 

[minsue]

I loved the "photos" of her tending to her worshipers.