The chicken, the herring and the douche bag

mynameisben

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A chicken, a red herring, and a douche bag walk into a bar and have a seat. Twenty minutes pass without a soul even noticing them.

"Hey! What's an egg gotta do around here to get laid?" the chicken shouts, slamming a wing down on the bar in frustration.

The douche bag raises an eyebrow saucily, and says
 
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