The Charge of the Lit Brigade

Long as my Code Name can be "Major Erection", then you can count me in.
 
OUUUUU!

I'll go

(hiding behind the little green renegade guy)

I could use some spare cash ... you think we can find the guy?
 
Have you seen this man

C:\My Documents\1000229045_27.jpg
Is this the man
 
All we need to do is :


Find Osama.

Bend him over.

Remove the stick from his ass.

Rent him a few porn flicks.

Hand him a beer.

Hand him a bongload.


He'll be fine after that.
 
if this is what you had in mind i'll stay home

The Charge of the Light Brigade
Alfred, Lord Tennyson

1.
Half a league, half a league,
Half a league onward,
All in the valley of Death
Rode the six hundred.
"Forward, the Light Brigade!
"Charge for the guns!" he said:
Into the valley of Death
Rode the six hundred.


2.
"Forward, the Light Brigade!"
Was there a man dismay'd?
Not tho' the soldier knew
Someone had blunder'd:
Their's not to make reply,
Their's not to reason why,
Their's but to do and die:
Into the valley of Death
Rode the six hundred.


3.
Cannon to right of them,
Cannon to left of them,
Cannon in front of them
Volley'd and thunder'd;
Storm'd at with shot and shell,
Boldly they rode and well,
Into the jaws of Death,
Into the mouth of Hell
Rode the six hundred.


4.
Flash'd all their sabres bare,
Flash'd as they turn'd in air,
Sabring the gunners there,
Charging an army, while
All the world wonder'd:
Plunged in the battery-smoke
Right thro' the line they broke;
Cossack and Russian
Reel'd from the sabre stroke
Shatter'd and sunder'd.
Then they rode back, but not
Not the six hundred.


5.
Cannon to right of them,
Cannon to left of them,
Cannon behind them
Volley'd and thunder'd;
Storm'd at with shot and shell,
While horse and hero fell,
They that had fought so well
Came thro' the jaws of Death
Back from the mouth of Hell,
All that was left of them,
Left of six hundred.


6.
When can their glory fade?
O the wild charge they made!
All the world wondered.
Honor the charge they made,
Honor the Light Brigade,
Noble six hundred.
 
Did someone say "Muff Brigade"?

Just set him in a chair, prop open his eyes (a la Malcolm McDowell in A Clockwork Orange), and scroll down pages of Lit Threads--that'll either chill him out or kill him.
 
I would join.... I need to have some travel experience and that would be a story to tell to the grandkids.
 
I'm in

as long as I get to ride a horse.

I'd look funny on a donkey.
 
The Charge of the Lit Brigade
Dillinger, Lord Help Us

1.
Half a world, half a world,
Half a cyber world onward,
All in the valley of Lit
Rode the sex hundred.
"Forward, the Lit Brigade!
"Charge for the buns!" we said:
Into the valley of Lit
Rode the sex hundred.

2.
"Forward, the Lit Brigade!"
Was there a stud dismay'd?
Not tho' the babes knew
Someone had posted:
Their's but to make reply,
Their's always to reason why,
Their's but to post and try:
Into the valley of Lit
Rode the sex hundred.

3.
Cocks to right of them,
Cunts to left of them,
Ta Ta's in front of them
Parried and grope'd;
Thrust at with cock and tongue,
Boldly they posted and well,
Into the jaws of Lit,
Into the mouths so well,
Rode the sex hundred.

4.
Flash'd all their tits bare,
Flash'd ass, they turn'd in air,
Sabring the trolls there,
Charging an army, while
All the cyber world wonder'd:
Plunged in the pussy-stroke
Right thro' the hymen they broke;
Cock-sack and Pushin'
Reel'd from the sabre stroke
Splatter'd and flatter'd.
Then they rode back, but not
Not the sex hundred.

5.
Cocks to right of them,
Cunts to left of them,
Ta Ta's in front of them
Parried and grope'd;
Thrust at with cock and tongue,
While babes and studs felt,
They that had fucked so well
Came thro' the jaws of Lit
Back from the mouths so well,
All that was left of them,
Left of sex hundred.

6.
When can their orgasms fade?
O the wild charge they made!
All the cyber world wondered.
Honor the charge they made,
Honor the Lit Brigade,
Noble sex hundred.
 
Lord Alfred Tennyson will be turning in his grave


oh the humanity :)














nice by the way dillinger :p
 
The war picture that came to my mind when reading this was the end of "The Bridge over the River Kwai."

"Madness."
 
:D May I bring the StudMuffin? He's rather indespensible for this sort of thing. He's also got the soul of a gawddamned drill instructor, so he likes to bellow.

But I'm there! We could bring some barbeque and maybe have a chili cook-off. Nummy.
 
lavender said:
Ok so who wants to join me on my journey to Pakistan and Afghanistan? Hell I think we have some lit members who could help find Osama. We can split the 25 million between all of us.

We have a lot of military exes amongst us. We can do it.

Of course I'm not going unless Muff joins the brigade. :p

I'm in...
 
um they found Bin Laden

Didn't ya hear......They dumped a load of viagra over afganistan and the little prick stood up............;) :p
 
Well I am in for sure. I think there is a gun show coming up in my area. Just let me go there and stock up on stuff and I will be ready. I got an old SEAL friend who would want to go. I mean he is in a wheelchair because of a "motorcycle accident" but he can still shoot and can move his wheel chair almost as fast as i can sprint.
 
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