The chant of an MD addict!

[Ravenloft]

Mountain Dew is good...

Mountain Dew is great...

Mountain Dew is grand!


I'm feeling gooooOOOOOOoooood!

 

[Sparky Kronkite]

Buzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz.....

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All you need now are Wing Ding's and Ho Ho's.

 

[Ravenloft]

Ho ho's! Where are you hiding them man!? For the love of god and your own sanity, tell me where they are!!!!!

 

[Sparky Kronkite]

At my doctor's office.....

Dr. Twinkie, Dr. Snow Ball and Dr. Yodel.

Right next to my dentist office by the way - they're all in cahoots.

Fuckin' bastards.

Rather go the Howard, Howard and Fine - whub, whub, whub, whub, whub!!!

 

[Ravenloft]

Yeah! You drink too much of this stuff and you will NEED an MD for real! This shit makes my heart go all pitter pat I tell you what!

 

[Bobtoad777]

Its better than coffee for those late night burn study cram sessions as I remember, nut unfortunately it had to be Maerican Moutian deew cause its got the caffine not the canadian caffine free dew

 

[Ravenloft]

Caffine free mountain dew? Isn't that like... Oxygen free air???

 

[Sparky Kronkite]

Let ya in on a secret......

Being a child of the late 60's and 70's - I'm not stranger to substances that take you places. And over the years I've become what I would call a successful, educated, responsible - questionable substance user.

I do a lot of driving - DC to NYC - every week. Man it's fucking boring!!!! Been doing this for years. Early on I figured I liked the truck stops way better'n the New Jersey rip-off joints - for food and the like.

I discovered - "Driver's Friend," and other similar products. I often combine that with a big'ole, huge plastic jug of MD (There's also a wine called MD, Mad Dog 20/20 but it will make you blind.)

Man! Now that's the way to drive a boring fucking highway. People see me and I must look like Cosmo Kramer - all bug eyed and shit.

 

[Ravenloft]

Holy shit! Don't let that guy behind the wheel!!! Argh!!! I can just see it! Some 5 year old looks over at you while you are passing and says "The nasty man scared me mommy!!!"

Hey, do blinking red lights make you go crasy???

 

[Bobtoad777]

Caffine free mountain dew? Isn't that like... Oxygen free air???

Almost seems so Ravenloft, May I call you Raven in the Future, I am to lazy to type 4 extra letters if I don't have to?

 

[Ravenloft]

You certainly may, and which would you prefer? Bob Or Toad? Heheh! JK.

 

[Bobtoad777]

Bob, Toad, Todd, hey you and other derogatories are all allowed. Just dont dare call me late for a free me!!!

 

[Ravenloft]

Todd it will be then. So, you finally reveal why we can't trust canadians!!! They are never buzzed on caffine! And you can't trust someone that doesn't drink, at least, just a little bit, you know!

Oh, and if you didn't know it, you should never take me seriously... Its bad medicine, if you do! Muahahah!!!

 

[Bobtoad777]

Todd it will be then. So, you finally reveal why we can't trust canadians!!! They are never buzzed on caffine! And you can't trust someone that doesn't drink, at least, just a little bit, you know!

Oh, and if you didn't know it, you should never take me seriously... Its bad medicine, if you do! Muahahah!!!

Since I blew out 2 feet of stomach due to sever alcohol poisoning and now have one of them thar handy plastic stoamachs I dont drink alcohol, but besides that I have better reason not to drink alcohol these days anyways.

I always thought we canadians were completely trustable seeing as we have no visible offenseive or defenseive weapondry.

Was I suppose to take you seriously, dang I keep forgetting to do that.

 

[Ravenloft]

Too many blows to the head as of late Todd?

 

[Bobtoad777]

On which account? forgetting to take people seriously or drinking so much that I rotted my stomach out?

 

[Ravenloft]

Forgetting to take people seriously... Bow, damn you! Bow before me! *God complex? Me? NOOOOO!!!*

 

[Bobtoad777]

Bow? no how bout if I bark? woof woof

 

[Ravenloft]

"Sit, ubu, sit."
"woof."
"good dog!"

 

[Melody_lane]

Fuck...I am an egotist!

I thought this thread was for me...
My initials happen to be MD.
HA! Go Figure.

 

[Bobtoad777]

Oh, Melody I can make it about you quick enough if given the appropriate motivation

 

[*Eve*]

Mountain Dew is the equivalent of liquid crack.

 

[Bobtoad777]

American Mountian dew that is.

 

[Naked Hunny]

Hi My name is Naked Hunny and I'm a Mt. Dew addict!!

No officer I wasnt running to the soda machine at 3 am naked nope wasnt me officer i swear this isnt my can of Mt. Dew!!

 

[Stormystarr]

yes it was her officer, but I'm the one who used the crowbar to break the machine open...now whatcha gonna do to punish me?