The CBO says tax cars by the mile...

[4est_4est_Gump]

So, since our local municipality decided to create bike trails in our roads and demanded that we share the road with them...



Should not they be charged by the mile too?

 

[Wat_Tyler]

That reminds me, my bike has a flat.


I need to fix that.


I think it went flat by the mile.

 

[4est_4est_Gump]

The Queen's bike has had flat tires for about seven or eight years now...



I should sell it for scrap.

 

[Aella_]

The Queen's bike has had flat tires for about seven or eight years now...
I should sell it for scrap.

You must gave a death-wish or, like our resident psychoanalyst might say, "a humiliation fetish".

 

[4est_4est_Gump]

You must gave a death-wish or, like our resident psychoanalyst might say, "a humiliation fetish".

I need an Aussie to English translation of that one...

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[Wat_Tyler]

All my motor vehicle tires are up.


Nope, we're low-class here. Not a vehicle on blocks in the yard to be seen . . .


until you get next door.

http://41.media.tumblr.com/939081828e96ad17c3f9ee28384a4db9/tumblr_nq4uvl1lAa1rc2eu9o1_1280.jpg

 

[Aella_]

I need an Aussie to English translation of that one...

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meaning she'll chase you with a frying pan or send you to the corner for selling her bike..

 

[4est_4est_Gump]

That's the one feature I truly love on the F-150, the low tire pressure sensor.



Last year, I hit some road debris during the spring floods and before I got too far, the sensor came on allowing me to drive to the local tire specialists and get it fixed saving me from having to lose a lot of time changing the tire to the spare after it went flat...

 

[4est_4est_Gump]

meaning she'll chase you with a frying pan or send you to the corner for selling her bike..

I don't think she would ever even notice it being gone...



We live in a place with narrow, winding and extremely hilly rural roads where the bubbas and bubbettes drive like bats out of hell. There's really no place to ride without becoming a redneck hood ornament.

 

[Aella_]

I don't think she would ever even notice it being gone...



We live in a place with narrow, winding and extremely hilly rural roads where the bubbas and bubbettes drive like bats out of hell. There's really no place to ride without becoming a redneck hood ornament.

Rednecks… Sigh...
I got them around too, where I live at the moment
Thank God for Lit.

 

[4est_4est_Gump]

You cannot have a rural lifestyle without knowing some rednecks/boguns.


We have people here who still say us'ns and you'uns...