the cat that slaps gators

[butters]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Duqvb-IRv9c


there's a poem in there somewhere

 

[butters]

this one's touted as an attack on a horse, but i think the cat just saw a nice warm elevated spot to sit on but didn't jump high enough

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gwq73WHsCM0

 

[Trixareforkids]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Duqvb-IRv9c


there's a poem in there somewhere

I smell a mini-challenge, one that sounds like it's right up Mag's alley

 

[GuiltyPleasure]

The croc and the pussy-cat....... no pea green boat tho'

 

[butters]

I smell a mini-challenge, one that sounds like it's right up Mag's alley

he's the first person i thought of, too apart from wanting to show it to Harry

The croc and the pussy-cat....... no pea green boat tho'

lol

i like the idea of mini-challenges, where a picture or line or clip is the inspiration for whatever spills from our heads.

 

[UnderYourSpell]

this one's touted as an attack on a horse, but i think the cat just saw a nice warm elevated spot to sit on but didn't jump high enough

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gwq73WHsCM0

Is the woman behind him stuffed?! Not a single reaction!

 

[HarryHill]

he's the first person i thought of, too apart from wanting to show it to Harry


lol

i like the idea of mini-challenges, where a picture or line or clip is the inspiration for whatever spills from our heads.

I got hung up watching the Poo Pouri commercial that led off the clip, funny thought it was a spoof to start with

Pictures of a gator with a cat tail hanging from its mouth invaded my thoughts

 

[greenmountaineer]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Duqvb-IRv9c


there's a poem in there somewhere

I smell a mini-challenge, one that sounds like it's right up Mag's alley

Mine too. My male cat Willy and I do some world Cat-Humán wrestling together. He's a Hemingway cat with 6 claws, so even though we always do 2 out of 3 matches, he sometimes wins, and I have to suffer his gloating while sitting on my lap.

Maeve, my female cat, on the the other hand demands cuddling.

Women are from Venus. Men are from Mars in the animal kingdom.

 

[UnderYourSpell]

Please excuse me hi-jacking your tread to post some extreme cuteness

 

[GuiltyPleasure]

Please excuse me hi-jacking your tread to post some extreme cuteness

:melts:

 

[Trixareforkids]

Please excuse me hi-jacking your tread to post some extreme cuteness

Ooh, I love owls! At our old house we had a small owl that would woosh into the little rafter above our porch. Scared the bejeezus outta me the first time he did it, but we didn't scare him at all, lol. The only things I miss about that house are the wildlife and the great neighbors.

 

[pensivepoet]

Ooh, I love owls! At our old house we had a small owl that would woosh into the little rafter above our porch. Scared the bejeezus outta me the first time he did it, but we didn't scare him at all, lol. The only things I miss about that house are the wildlife and the great neighbors.

What happened to that sleep you needed?

 

[Trixareforkids]

What happened to that sleep you needed?

My family... I've nodded off twice and been woken up.

 

[Magnetron]

Mine too. My male cat Willy and I do some world Cat-Humán wrestling together. He's a Hemingway cat with 6 claws, so even though we always do 2 out of 3 matches, he sometimes wins, and I have to suffer his gloating while sitting on my lap.

Maeve, my female cat, on the the other hand demands cuddling.

Women are from Venus. Men are from Mars in the animal kingdom.

I am from Uranus.

wtf is going on in this thread?

Try sleeping with 14 cats lounging on top of you. I have to put vodka in my Coca Cola everynight just to get 7 hours of beauty rest in.

 

[greenmountaineer]

I am from Uranus.

wtf is going on in this thread?

Try sleeping with 14 cats lounging on top of you. I have to put vodka in my Coca Cola everynight just to get 7 hours of beauty rest in.

Oh, the things we do for love!

 

[butters]

I am from Uranus.

wtf is going on in this thread?

Try sleeping with 14 cats lounging on top of you. I have to put vodka in my Coca Cola everynight just to get 7 hours of beauty rest in.

say it ain't so...

oh, just poets, hanging, yanno

pass
sounds like you need a bigger bed!

 

[butters]

Is the woman behind him stuffed?! Not a single reaction!

i had to go back and look - not a flicker! perhaps she didn't see the cat from where she was standing. dunno

I got hung up watching the Poo Pouri commercial that led off the clip, funny thought it was a spoof to start with

Pictures of a gator with a cat tail hanging from its mouth invaded my thoughts

poo pouri, lmao

eek indeed

Mine too. My male cat Willy and I do some world Cat-Humán wrestling together. He's a Hemingway cat with 6 claws, so even though we always do 2 out of 3 matches, he sometimes wins, and I have to suffer his gloating while sitting on my lap.

Maeve, my female cat, on the the other hand demands cuddling.

Women are from Venus. Men are from Mars in the animal kingdom.

inspiration comes from all quarters i love the thought of you wrestling with your hemmingway mog!

Please excuse me hi-jacking your tread to post some extreme cuteness

no hijack - it's a thread made for tangentials
and ... ubercuteness *nods*

 

[AlwaysHungry]

I smell a mini-challenge, one that sounds like it's right up Mag's alley

I am from Uranus.

wtf is going on in this thread?

I, too, find the imagery disturbing.

 

[Magnetron]

say it ain't so...

oh, just poets, hanging, yanno

pass
sounds like you need a bigger bed!

Do they make anything bigger than Kingsize?

Not sure something larger would fit in my mobile home.

Don't mention that to JBJ or he'll want to relocate to my backyard and start a trailer park.

 

[Magnetron]

And the cat's in the swamp doing a gator roll
'Lil Spudder's got a hair up her taterhole
When you comin' home, Kitty
I just can't tell
But we'll be together again
Hell, even get our own Tube channel

 

[butters]

And the cat's in the swamp doing a gator roll
'Lil Spudder's got a hair up her taterhole
When you comin' home, Kitty
I just can't tell
But we'll be together again
Hell, even get our own Tube channel

awesome

 

[HarryHill]

ah hahaha butter frog

 

[Magnetron]

Whose swamp is this anyhow?
Some random reptilian's?
through murky waters emerging
croc o shit underneath the surface slinking

This feline stands above
amphibians walking on four legs
playing chicken with
ginormous jaws of teeth

Bitch slapped the pussy whipped gator

upside the head real good

Bitch slapped the pussy whipped gator

Said, I'm off to Hollywood*






* 10% of all royalties go to Soul Coughing

 

[HarryHill]

Ol' gator, he just want a snack,
sneaking up on shore, then,
by damn, he get pussy slapped,
crack across the gibbs

Al, he stop and look at this
fe-rocious fe'lion, hair a'fluff,
spitting insults,
back arched to face a witch,
just out'a chomp reach

took the meat n slide, Al'e
up to the eyes in water
waiting for that bitch to get thirsty

[art here]

 

[UnderYourSpell]

For want of a better place to post it, but good for a giggle or two
Songs banned by the BBC