The Case of the Mysteriously Lost Cigarettes

[lavender]

 

[lavender]

 

[alexandraaah]

Have you checked in the kitchen?

They're either on the counter by the microwave or over on the table.

 

[alexandraaah]

damn computer's too slow.....

 

[Starfish]

evil shit.

 

[Dillinger]

Well of course... I've told you how similar this place is to real life...

Perhaps you should post about completed school work... and you'll mysteriously find it all ready and done?

 

[lilminx]

Well of course... I've told you how similar this place is to real life...

Perhaps you should post about completed school work... and you'll mysteriously find it all ready and done?

Hmmm... so if I type something about packing up my apartment, when I'm done it will be completed?

 

[lilminx]

Damn- it didn't work! I still have an apartment full of stuff that needs to be packed up....

 

[Dillinger]

You're not trying hard enough, lilminx...

Or - perhaps you're trying too hard...

 

[Svedish_Chef]

Well of course... I've told you how similar this place is to real life...

Perhaps you should post about completed school work... and you'll mysteriously find it all ready and done?

Cept for the fact she dont go out and buy it... maybe...

 

[Fly_On_Wall]

*Pees on Lavenders pack of cigerets*


what??? it's not like i'm putting any extra engrediants in it....
Enjoy the shit girl.

 

[Starfish]

Look FLY, You just got her all horny. She is really into those golden showers afterall.




I tried Dill and nothing happens.

I say... "I want the Gnufi big Penishead" and nothing happens in my mouth, ass or pussy. *humpf*

 

[Dillinger]

Free your mind, babe, and Gnufi's COCK will follow...

 

[Guest]

 

[Natalie Nessus]

I am amazed I am still not smoking Am I a non-smoker now so I can glare at the smokers in restaurants?

 

[Fly_On_Wall]

Look FLY, You just got her all horny. She is really into those golden showers afterall.

Well i didn't intend to turn her on.. I wanted to turn her off (of the cigs)

 

[Moridin187]

*Pees on Lavenders pack of cigerets*


what??? it's not like i'm putting any extra engrediants in it....
Enjoy the shit girl.

That reminds me...

Lav, you're a lawyer, or going to school to be one, right?

How much trouble would I get in for putting a cigarette out in one of those TRUTH peoples' FRIGGIN EYE?!

 

[Starfish]

I am amazed I am still not smoking Am I a non-smoker now so I can glare at the smokers in restaurants?

This is soo good. I am not smoking either, and I did on New Years Eve, one year after I quit.

I am glad for you.

 

[Dillinger]

I'm fit to be tied at the moment, I am in a complete rage.

I go and get myself a pack of nicotine fixes and come home to find my lighter has mysteriously disappeared. I know exactly who has it, and I've had it up to here with his passive aggressive crap.

He dies when he gets home from work.

I feel better now.

Anyone got a light?

Based on your AV it appears you're pretty much always fit to be tied... *lol*

 

[Guest]

 

[kotori]

No glaring for me

I am amazed I am still not smoking Am I a non-smoker now so I can glare at the smokers in restaurants?

I quit 4-Dec-00 (after 30+ years); I've had 4 since then. But I don't glare--I'm too afraid I'll slip back and become one of them again. I'll just move my chair a little bit closer, and breathe in a little deeper . . .

 

[Gamelover221]

All these cig posts are scaring me. I don't want people to hate me for being anti-smoke...smokers can get mean if they are rubbed the wrong way (or if they lose their pack!)