not_with_my_wife
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- Jun 26, 2005
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Try doing this with one of those huge 15" cocks that resemble someone's forearm.
Regardless of size, training your penis to type is no small task.
I mean how do you reward it for doing a good job without pissing off your wife.
No it's best just to send your penis to a penal institute for thirty days. It's not cheap, but consider everything that he's done for you.
The daily abuse. Your penis is blind so he doesn't know when he's released from captivity whether he's going to enter a warm loving nest, or just have the shit jerked out of him.
He puts up with the daily grumbling from the "sperm gang" wanting to know where they're going to end up. Millions of little bitches all wanting the same thing and only one of them is gonna get it, and that's if they don't all end up on the ceiling, or swimming around in somebody's navel until they're smashed by a towel.
So spend the money. He deserves it. Is your anus going to complain...sure, but he's always been an asshole. So fuck him, which incidentally does occur with some frequency at the penal institute.
But when your penis swaggers out of that institute with the ability to keyboard, well I'm sure you'll end up shaking hands.
To the Penis,
Cheers,
A Friend
Regardless of size, training your penis to type is no small task.
I mean how do you reward it for doing a good job without pissing off your wife.
No it's best just to send your penis to a penal institute for thirty days. It's not cheap, but consider everything that he's done for you.
The daily abuse. Your penis is blind so he doesn't know when he's released from captivity whether he's going to enter a warm loving nest, or just have the shit jerked out of him.
He puts up with the daily grumbling from the "sperm gang" wanting to know where they're going to end up. Millions of little bitches all wanting the same thing and only one of them is gonna get it, and that's if they don't all end up on the ceiling, or swimming around in somebody's navel until they're smashed by a towel.
So spend the money. He deserves it. Is your anus going to complain...sure, but he's always been an asshole. So fuck him, which incidentally does occur with some frequency at the penal institute.
But when your penis swaggers out of that institute with the ability to keyboard, well I'm sure you'll end up shaking hands.
To the Penis,
Cheers,
A Friend
