Bidin~Time
montani semper liberi
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That's right. Don and Clarisse have returned. I know this because that all too familiar trilling, followed by the sound of beak and wings slapping the bedroom window began at 6 this morning.
Every year we hope they decide to move to the city, or another house, only to be disappointed. Of course I am only assuming it's a couple. It could be that Don is a single gentleman bird who just hasn't figured out that: a. there are no lady birds here to swoon over his vast protective protocol arsenal, or b.) if he's not into lady birds, attacking other gentlemen birds is not an endearing quality or promising pick up move, or lastly, c.) he has beat himself up in the window one too many times and is now somewhat brain damaged and doesn't know the difference anymore.
So now begins a few month of alternating trilling and thrashing thus preventing me from sleeping in on my days off.
damn bird
Every year we hope they decide to move to the city, or another house, only to be disappointed. Of course I am only assuming it's a couple. It could be that Don is a single gentleman bird who just hasn't figured out that: a. there are no lady birds here to swoon over his vast protective protocol arsenal, or b.) if he's not into lady birds, attacking other gentlemen birds is not an endearing quality or promising pick up move, or lastly, c.) he has beat himself up in the window one too many times and is now somewhat brain damaged and doesn't know the difference anymore.
So now begins a few month of alternating trilling and thrashing thus preventing me from sleeping in on my days off.
damn bird
