the byline under your handle

[CharleyH]

Coming up to that time, no NOT perios! As a virgin! To think of a byline aside from literotica guru, and since it has been pointed out to me, I have always had trouble with by-lines, and so have been thinking about it . . .

What inspired you to come up with yours?

Nervous for a change, and anxious, there is no shivering, teeth chattering smiley here!

 

[CharleyH]

oh fuck all of you non-creative hacks then!

 

[Liar]

wotcha want me to say, girlie?

 

[pop_54]

Hello Charley darling Mine I'm affraid is so boringly self evident, I have had others, (bylines dear don't be filthy) But this one's been around a while.

My darling SO chooses hers to suit her character filthy cow she is, love her.

 

[Boxlicker101]

Coming up to that time, no NOT perios! As a virgin! To think of a byline aside from literotica guru, and since it has been pointed out to me, I have always had trouble with by-lines, and so have been thinking about it . . .

What inspired you to come up with yours?

Nervous for a change, and anxious, there is no shivering, teeth chattering smiley here!

Hi, Charley. Judging from your AV and some of your posts, I would say something along the line of "Red Hot Mama" or "One Hot Tomato". Those are both cliches but maybe you can come up with something more original along the same line.

 

[gauchecritic]

You have 3 choices Charlie.

Something short and humorous which will become less funny every time you read it.

Something obscure which only one person will understand.

Something literary (which only one person will understand)

But be sure that joe will read it everytime and either comment or make a humorous remark about it if it ever changes.

Gauche

Gauche

 

[CharleyH]

You have 3 choices Charlie.

Something short and humorous which will become less funny every time you read it.

Something obscure which only one person will understand.

Something literary (which only one person will understand)

But be sure that joe will read it everytime and either comment or make a humorous remark about it if it ever changes.

Gauche

Gauche

See - I knew it would only take a few swear word to draw out the subs

 

[ABSTRUSE]

oh fuck all of you non-creative hacks then!

Give me a few minutes you Canadian goose, I love to think up things like this...you should be quite a fun challenge

~A~

 

[Raging Whoremoans]

Your worst nightmare

Pain Personified

The Big Tease

Pain Incorporated

Extremely Cruel

Painfully Apparent

Harboring Angst

Painfully Yours

Control Freak

Prophet of Pain

Cane and Able

Painful Prowess



~ R W (queen of non-creative hacks)

 

[Guest]

Mistress Semiotica

Note: you only get 20 chararcters/spaces.

 

[Boxlicker101]

Mistress Semiotica

Note: you only get 20 chararcters/spaces.

You get 25 character/spaces. I know because I just changed mine today.

 

[CharleyH]

I could have sworn I asked how YOU all got your bylines . . . but ok . . . Mistress Semiotica - its working for me

 

[Wildcard Ky]

How do you change your by line? I didn't see an option to change it on the profile or options pages.

 

[Boxlicker101]

I could have sworn I asked how YOU all got your bylines . . . but ok . . . Mistress Semiotica - its working for me

Hi, Charlie.

Last month Tatelou suggested "Pleasurer" and Destinie suggested "Guilty Pleasurer" which sounded better. Some others approved but I didn't change it until today. "Pleasurer" sounds rather awkward so I chose "Giver of Pleasure" and since I could include "Guilty", I did so. It is just within the 25 word/space limit.

For you, how about "Sayer of @#$%&@#$%&" ?

 

[Boxlicker101]

How do you change your by line? I didn't see an option to change it on the profile or options pages.

You need at least 1,000 posts to do it.

 

[Wildcard Ky]

Okay. Thanks.

 

[Weird Harold]

I could have sworn I asked how YOU all got your bylines . . . but ok . . . Mistress Semiotica - its working for me

I chose mine because I objected to the "guru" in "Literotica Guru." For five hundrd posts, my signature included "I am NOT a guru, I'm just an opinionated old fart"

When I earned the custom title, I was already well established as an "Opinionated Old Fart" and have never seen any reason to change it.

The only thing I have ever considered as an alternative is how my daughters used to describe me for their friends -- "Just look for the big hairy guy" -- and "Big Hairy Guy" would match my avatar fairly well.

Choose a title that means somthing to you; something your friends here or in real life apply to you fairly consistently and you'll probably never feel any need to change it. (Although "You Pervert" is probably already taken. )

 

[sweetnpetite]

I chose mine to go with my picture, and also as a sort of private joke to myself (not the funny ha-ha kind) It seemed sugestive and confessional and I thougth maybe it would clue people in that the picture was fiona apple and not me- doesn't tend to work, lol.

For you I'd suggest something like

Yankin' your chain

Wrapped around my finger

On a short leash

Tied and True

ect. IF you want to mirror your pic. If not you could put anything really. could be a phrase you like to say or something outragious about yourself. If you ever wished you could change your lit name, you could put that. The possiblities are quite endless.

Coming up to that time, no NOT perios! As a virgin! To think of a byline aside from literotica guru, and since it has been pointed out to me, I have always had trouble with by-lines, and so have been thinking about it . . .

What inspired you to come up with yours?

Nervous for a change, and anxious, there is no shivering, teeth chattering smiley here!

 

[minsue]

Re: Re: the byline under your handle

Yankin' your chain

Now, that seems just about perfect.

- Mindy

ps It's really not necessary for me to explain how I got mine, is it?

 

[Rumple Foreskin]

Coming up to that time, no NOT perios! As a virgin! To think of a byline aside from literotica guru, and since it has been pointed out to me, I have always had trouble with by-lines, and so have been thinking about it . . .

What inspired you to come up with yours?

Nervous for a change, and anxious, there is no shivering, teeth chattering smiley here!

(Following a delay lasting well over an hour)

oh fuck all of you non-creative hacks then!

Sorry Charley,

Your needs were lost in a sea of college basketball.

A grunt was the lowest life form on the military/industrial foodchain. Lacking marketable skills or status, they often found themselves doing unpleasant things that required a lot of grunting, hence the name, for virtually no material reward. Meanwhile, those favored with marketable skills or stauts garnered the accolades.

As an unpublished novelist with no "W" or "E" beside any of my Lit stories "Literotica Grunt" seemed appropriate.

You didn't ask for suggestions, so I won't give one. However, I will point out that, perhaps inadvertently, Gauchecritic gave you one that's both unique and interesting. (Old Gauche does good work even when he's not trying.) "Something Literary" ain't bad. "Sometimes Literary" might be an acceptable variation.

Just another fine service of, "No Hope Enterprises."

Rumple Foreskin, prop.

 

[Svenskaflicka]

I choose mine in order to be thought-provoking and funny. I try to go with either Feministic or Harry Potter - related bylines, but I think my best one ever has been DON'T CALL ME SVEN.

 

[Liar]

I choose mine in order to be thought-provoking and funny. I try to go with either Feministic or Harry Potter - related bylines, but I think my best one ever has been DON'T CALL ME SVEN.

Given the nature of people in general, wouldn't a tagline like that actually make people call you Sven, just because?

#L

 

[Svenskaflicka]

Yes, unfortunately so. But a lot of people also call me the S-word when they first meet me, before they've learned that I don't like it. The line was to warn them.

Those who like to tease me, do so all the same.


...and that's why my Ignore list is so full.

 

[gauchecritic]

Thinking of changing mine to "never been called sub before"

Gauche

 

[Guest]

Something obscure which only one person will understand.

Gauche

Yep, that's why I chose mine. Some others think they understand, but they haven't got a clue. Only one person knows the true meaning.

Charley, I also love Sweet's suggestion for you: "Yankin' your chain." It works so well on many levels.

Lou