The busts of my dick have arrived!

[riff]

They are here! Two magnifencent busts of my cock and nuts. A cube base. My scrotum drapes across the front of each cube, the image of my swollen glands testifying to the undeniable might of my omnipotent virility. And the cock? My cock filled to bursting, veins a-bulge. Strong, hard, confident, relentless....

I'm so glad I told them to do it in a 2:1 ratio...

 

[Cheyenne]

Hmmmm.... planning to give them to anyone special or to just enjoy them yourself? Not that there's anything wrong with that....

 

[jcgirl]

ROTFLOL

Oh geez......

 

[Sparky Kronkite]

Sounds like titles for a couple of new movies....

"A Fist Full of Cock" and "A Few Cocks More" but I think you might want to steer clear of........

"The Good And The Bad And The Ugly!!!"

I mean, bad cock - is back cock.

 

[Myrrdin]

Well most people, just have garden gnomes.

 

[SimplySouthern]

Paperweights? Conversation pieces for the living room? Centerpieces for the dining room table?

These are not suggestions, mind you. They are questions.

 

[R Nitelight]

riff

Was that 34 cents postage, or did it take two stamps?

 

[Juliangel]

This reminds me of a show I saw on HBO the other night. The show was about a man that does erotic art and things, one of the pieces he made was a coffee table.

A couple came in and and stripped naked and hopped on the table. He was on his back she was sitting on him. They made a plaster cast of them having sex.

The finished piece was V shaped with a flat bottom and a glass top. When looking through the glass you had the vantage of looking at their chests down to their meeting pelvic areas.

I was really cool, quite a conversation piece.

 

[jcgirl]

are they wall mountable? I mean like do they come with picture hooks, or is there jyst a little hole between the testes?

 

[TonyG]

I hear you can hide your front door key in the bottom of the balls.

 

[jcgirl]

really? how interesting. I heard it was a buck....hide a buck in your cock. the hideacockrock

 

[Mackdaddy_74]

I heard it was a water fountain for those out door ponds.

 

[Juliangel]

It could be a decorative ornament in your aquarium too

 

[jcgirl]

A coatrack......or a key holder depending upon....well

 

[riff]

A coatrack......or a key holder depending upon....well

Damn.. at least give me credit for ordering in 2X size...

 

[jcgirl]

<smile> I did. LOL j/k

 

[Silverlily]

Damn.. at least give me credit for ordering in 2X size...

Unless you are willing to post a pic, just be glad no one suggested using them to store rings.

J/k, how did you go about making the mold? Details, please.

 

[Thumper]

A Christmas idea!!!

Yes! Details please. I always have a hard time figuring out what to get the women in my life for Christmas. I can just see my mother in law's face! It might just be worth the divorce settlement...and I could always sell them here...put little speakers in them and they could be hearing aids..

 

[Silverlily]

Re: A Christmas idea!!!

[and I could always sell them here...put little speakers in them and they could be hearing aids..

Sorry, Thumper-bunny, not all of us are blonde. Put them in our ears, yeah right!

 

[Naked Hunny]

Hmm makes me think i want a volunteer to help me make a bust!!

 

[Cheyenne]

J/k, how did you go about making the mold? Details, please.

http://www.literotica.com/forum/showthread.php?threadid=20979

 

[Mackdaddy_74]

Hmm makes me think i want a volunteer to help me make a bust!!

*Waving hands in air* Pick me!!! I will do it.

 

[Silverlily]

This is what I get for going away for a bit.

ROTFLMMFAO!

OMG, that was too funny, clone your bone! Even funnier was match your snatch! I wonder if that kit comes with a trial size tube of magic lotion? (Talk about ouch!)

 

[TN_Vixen]

a bust?

isn't that technically just from the head up? hehe

or.. we can assume that "bust" could be a double entendre (sp?) and thus giving me an entirely different mental image.

The balls drape? Didn't you say drape? *laughing* That's boxers for ya.