The British Invasion

[AceDesSpades]

The Return of The Dregs

Those who wish to find other Harris-supporting celebrities and the kind of picturebook villages they’ve seen in romantic comedies might gravitate towards Chipping Norton, or try and turn Moreton-in-Marsh into the new Montecito. Those who want something more low-key and rural (and cheaper) might go for the up-and-coming CV36, which is technically – whisper it – Warwickshire.

A bolthole is just what these Democrat-voting celebrities are seeking: somewhere to bury their heads, take refuge and wait it out. Gladwin has lived in the Cotswolds all his life and worked in the property industry there for a quarter of a century. It has always attracted wealthy Americans, he says, but there are now so many more reasons for them to be there, be it high-end spas or private schools. Plus, of course, People Who Think Like Them.

Because that is really what they’re after. At some point it may be kindest to simply fence them all into Cotswolds and create a literal bubble for the implants there, should enough follow Ellen’s lead. In which case, we might need to find a good builder for a big, beautiful border wall.

Some bad news, though: it was reported last week that Donald Trump may be invited on a second state visit to the UK at some point next year. There’s no escape for the disgusted and disaffected celebrities of the West Coast. They’ll just have to focus on campaigning for Californian secession instead.

https://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/20...s-cotswolds-democrat-expat-us-election-trump/

Volunteers from America

Y'all are so going to love your new residents. Quiet. Unassuming. Non-judgmental. Never know they are there...

We'll surely miss them... cry even..., pop a cork...

 

[Politruk]

Does Trump get to ride in the golden coach this time?

 

[AceDesSpades]

thank you

 

[Wat_Tyler]

The Queen would meet them at the docks (yes, I know, airports) with fixed bayonet.

 

[AceDesSpades]

He's gay?

 

[Wat_Tyler]

She's dead.

 

[AceDesSpades]

Pity.

Was about the last thing that gave the place any class or dignity. Now it's all just, Ohhh, Monty...,

 

[Wat_Tyler]

The Monty Half Empty at that.

 

[AceDesSpades]

Playin' 'possum hoping the pussy hats stay away...