The Bridal Shower Thread

[Rumple Foreskin]

Maybe it's just me, but those eyebrows are freaking me out!

Strange as it may seem, I hadn't noticed. But now that you mention it, they do give new meaning to the term "arched brows."

Rumple Foreskin

 

[Guest]

The gift that says, "Open Me First" and then says, "Quick, Put Me Back":




http://storage.chatropolis.com/userfiles/shereads/flip-it.jpg

I'm surprised that Lucky didn't recognize this little guy. we have something like it for ...erm... times of separation and self compensatory indulgence....
an excellent gift, sher. itll never gather dust!

 

[shereads]

I got my ways. Some folks is real hard to please. So, tell me, you like this horizontal angle better, maybe?

http://www.widescreenmuseum.com/widescreen/technirama-sheba.jpg

Rumple Foreskin

Much better. That was my favorite hat. We had style back in '52. And our breasts were perky.

If memory serves, this shot was taken twelve seconds before the photographer lost his virginity.

Edited to add: My navel appears to have been tampered with. I thought better of you, Mr. Foreskin.

 

[shereads]

I'm surprised that Lucky didn't recognize this little guy. we have something like it for ...erm... times of separation and self compensatory indulgence....
an excellent gift, sher. itll never gather dust!

You can never have too many of them. Is yours the gas-powered model? Mine requires a pinch of refined uranium. It's not street-legal, but it runs like Secretariat on steroids!

You and Lucky will be getting the new cordless electric. You'll need a bushel of fresh batteries. June is harvest time, isn't it?

 

[Guest]

You can never have too many of them. Is yours the gas-powered model? Mine requires a pinch of refined uranium. It's not street-legal, but it runs like Secretariat on steroids!

You and Lucky will be getting the new cordless electric. You'll need a bushel of fresh batteries. June is harvest time, isn't it?

indeed and a fine harvest this year promised to yeild!
i can imagine the fun of not having to arrange for platonium.
thank you sher...im verklempt now... talk amunst yourselves

 

[Rumple Foreskin]

Much better. That was my favorite hat. We had style back in '52. And our breasts were perky.

If memory serves, this shot was taken twelve seconds before the photographer lost his virginity.

Edited to add: My navel appears to have been tampered with. I thought better of you, Mr. Foreskin.

Vella and Lucky,

Would one (or both) of you please tell Shereads that my tampering had nothing, I say, NOTHING, to do with her navel? Heck, I didn't even know she was in the navy.

Rumple Foreskin

 

[lucky-E-leven]

Vella and Lucky,

Would one (or both) of you please tell Shereads that my tampering had nothing, I say, NOTHING, to do with her navel? Heck, I didn't even know she was in the navy.

Rumple Foreskin

I'd be happy to, Rumple, but she knows damn good and well that she was the one that got drunk at the soiree the night before, and any one of her studs-in-waiting could be responsible for inserting that gold ring in her belly button while she was passed out on the grape-feeding table.

 

[Guest]

I'd be happy to, Rumple, but she knows damn good and well that she was the one that got drunk at the soiree the night before, and any one of her studs-in-waiting could be responsible for inserting that gold ring in her belly button while she was passed out on the grape-feeding table.

well, i, for one, am glad we were able to talk ourselves out of shaving off her eyebrows! that would have been disaster!

 

[Rumple Foreskin]

well, i, for one, am glad we were able to talk ourselves out of shaving off her eyebrows! that would have been disaster!

I'm sure Shereads feels better knowing that. You two are good friends and true.

Rumple Foreskin

 

[Honey123]

I apologize for my late posting on this thread...

Is the shower over? Is there any hot water left????

 

[shereads]

I apologize for my late posting on this thread...

Is the shower over? Is there any hot water left????

The shower isn't over until there are no more presents.

Ahem.

 

[Rumple Foreskin]

Lucky and Vella (or vice if the versa strikes you that way),

Although I've been a good Patriarch and already given y'all a mess of flamingos, it occured to me that might be seen as more a Vella gift than Lucky loot. It also occured to me that while thoughtful folks have given you two a vintage Airstream for your honeymoon bless, I don't believe anyone's given an appropriate vehicle to pull that trailer.

So here's a genuine, fake, reproduction of Elvis' 1956 pink Caddy, the one that burned up in Arkansas. I can just see Lucky behind the wheel with Vella snuggled along side, bugging her about not stopping to ask for directions.

http://www.monbelami.com/photos/pinkcadillac.gif

Rumple Foreskin

 

[lucky-E-leven]

We don't need no stinking directions!

Knew you'd be a vision in white
How'd you get those pants so tight?
Don't know what you're doin'
But you must be livin' right

We got some places to see
I brought all the maps with me
So jump right in...Ain't no sin
Take a ride in my machine

City traffic movin' way too slow
Drop the pedal and go...go...go

Goin' ridin' on the freeway of love
Wind's against our back
Goin' ridin' on the freeway of love
In my pink cadillac
Goin' ridin' on the freeway of love
Wind's against our back
Ain't we ridin' on the freeway of love
In my pink Cadillac?

Never you mind the exit signs
We got lots of time
We can't quit 'til we get
To the other side

With the radio playin' our song
We keep rollin' on
Who knows how far a car can get
Before you think about slowin' on down

City traffic movin' way too slow
Drop the pedal and go...go...go

 

[Honey123]

Uhm....my gift would be an unlimited supply of Honey?!?!

 

[fairysong]

Can't believe I missed this. Vella, Lucky,

Here's my gift