The Breast Solution (dork alert)

[tealsphynx]

Ok, so my neighbor upstairs keeps their dog on the back porch. When the dog pisses it runs down onto my patio, shed and furniture. I don't like confrontation to begin with and the chick that's home all day is a bit of an uncaring bitch. I saw her husband walking the dog in the back yard...I happen to be wearing a revealing top without a bra......So I casually mention that his dog is essentially pissing all over my back porch. He said he didn't know...but now that they've been told that it's happening if it happens again I can report it to the housing manager and get it fixed. I mean, it's nasty. Dog piss. All over my furniture. I sit there, sometimes I even eat there. Just nasty, and not the good kind of nasty. I swear having tits makes things easier! LOL.

 

[Aeroil]

Ok, so my neighbor upstairs keeps their dog on the back porch. When the dog pisses it runs down onto my patio, shed and furniture. I don't like confrontation to begin with and the chick that's home all day is a bit of an uncaring bitch. I saw her husband walking the dog in the back yard...I happen to be wearing a revealing top without a bra......So I casually mention that his dog is essentially pissing all over my back porch. He said he didn't know...but now that they've been told that it's happening if it happens again I can report it to the housing manager and get it fixed. I mean, it's nasty. Dog piss. All over my furniture. I sit there, sometimes I even eat there. Just nasty, and not the good kind of nasty. I swear having tits makes things easier! LOL.

Boobies have a history of being an effective diplomatic tool.

 

[Xelebes]

But guys aren't known for having dorks.

Well, unless they weigh 500 lbs.

Oh, and hi Aeroil.

 

[tealsphynx]

The alert was for me...to warn ya'll I was being a dork. LOL. Hi Aeroil and Xelebes! Haven't seen you two in a while, W'sup!?

 

[tealsphynx]

BTW Aeroil, do you mind if I use that quote (boobies as diplomats)in my sig?

 

[Aeroil]

BTW Aeroil, do you mind if I use that quote (boobies as diplomats)in my sig?

Feel free.
*waves to Xelly*
lol, if you wanna say hi do so on MSN any time y'know

 

[KittyLikesJuice]

Ok, so my neighbor upstairs keeps their dog on the back porch. When the dog pisses it runs down onto my patio, shed and furniture. I don't like confrontation to begin with and the chick that's home all day is a bit of an uncaring bitch. I saw her husband walking the dog in the back yard...I happen to be wearing a revealing top without a bra......So I casually mention that his dog is essentially pissing all over my back porch. He said he didn't know...but now that they've been told that it's happening if it happens again I can report it to the housing manager and get it fixed. I mean, it's nasty. Dog piss. All over my furniture. I sit there, sometimes I even eat there. Just nasty, and not the good kind of nasty. I swear having tits makes things easier! LOL.

So basically, you're a whore. I'm suprised your husband hasn't left you.

 

[brioche]

So basically, you're a whore. I'm suprised your husband hasn't left you.

Your list of posts speaks for itself.

 

[DVS]

Ok, so my neighbor upstairs keeps their dog on the back porch. When the dog pisses it runs down onto my patio, shed and furniture. I don't like confrontation to begin with and the chick that's home all day is a bit of an uncaring bitch. I saw her husband walking the dog in the back yard...I happen to be wearing a revealing top without a bra......So I casually mention that his dog is essentially pissing all over my back porch. He said he didn't know...but now that they've been told that it's happening if it happens again I can report it to the housing manager and get it fixed. I mean, it's nasty. Dog piss. All over my furniture. I sit there, sometimes I even eat there. Just nasty, and not the good kind of nasty. I swear having tits makes things easier! LOL.

I'm sure you've heard of Erin Brockovich. She used her boobs to help her fight a few PG&E boobs into submission. Yes, boobs do help.
http://www.masryvititoe.com/erin_brockovich.shtml
Personally, I didn't know she was from Kansas.

Oh, and you might get some help from the humane society on your pissing situation. Or, even the health department. The animal is being mistreated, if he's chained up on the porch all day, even when he has to piss, and when his piss makes contact with an area humans reside in, that's a health department issue.

 

[jasonlf]

The alert was for me...to warn ya'll I was being a dork. LOL. Hi Aeroil and Xelebes! Haven't seen you two in a while, W'sup!?

Love your avi TS

 

[chris9]

Your list of posts speaks for itself.

Please don't quote her, everybody. Some people put her on 'ignore' for a reason.

 

[chris9]

TS, having boobs does help dealing with men. Lucky us!

So, what do they do for diplomacy(sp)?

 

[Shauntanis]

Well if the person you are dealing with isn't male or a bi-woman, do they realy help all that much?

 

[chris9]

Well if the person you are dealing with isn't male or a bi-woman, do they realy help all that much?

But so far there are more men in positions of power.

 

[DVS]

Well if the person you are dealing with isn't male or a bi-woman, do they realy help all that much?

I'm an ass man. Boobs don't affect me the same way they do other men. I have seen women use their cleevage on me, thinking I would allow them favors and such. And, sometimes, they are just flirting.

But, being an ass man, I don't care if the woman is flat chested. Now, if she has a nice shaped ass...

 

[Shauntanis]

I'm an ass man. Boobs don't affect me the same way they do other men. I have seen women use their cleevage on me, thinking I would allow them favors and such. And, sometimes, they are just flirting.

But, being an ass man, I don't care if the woman is flat chested. Now, if she has a nice shaped ass...

I'm kind of the same way but for me it's the leggs. A few weeks back I ran to the store for some thing while my Angel was getting dressed to go out to a club and when i got back she was wearing these thigh high black vinal boots that show her leggs so well. I was just dumb struck. Had one hell of a time trying to remember what I was going to say when i walked in the door.

 

[tealsphynx]

Jason- Thanks for the compliment!

DVS-Since I live on base I have to go to the housing manager's office. There are rules about pets and so far they haven't follow many of them. So my next call will be there.If housing doesn't do anything Then I'll go to the Health Department. Gotta work up the chain ya now

 

[Miss Diva]

Jason- Thanks for the compliment!

DVS-Since I live on base I have to go to the housing manager's office. There are rules about pets and so far they haven't follow many of them. So my next call will be there.If housing doesn't do anything Then I'll go to the Health Department. Gotta work up the chain ya now

And TS don't forget to use every single God-given assets you have. Cleavage, ass, and legs!

 

[Miss Diva]

But, being an ass man, I don't care if the woman is flat chested. Now, if she has a nice shaped ass...

I should shake my ass at you. I have one that fills up a pair of jeans just nicely, thank you

 

[tealsphynx]

And TS don't forget to use every single God-given assets you have. Cleavage, ass, and legs!

I love my assets! Granted I wish they looked like they did a year ago...and that my clothes fit again, but that is part of the 9mo up 9mo down thing. As long as I'm not having a depression swing I'm good.

 

[ShyGuy68]

I should shake my ass at you. I have one that fills up a pair of jeans just nicely, thank you

Yes please do that for us!!

 

[DVS]

I should shake my ass at you. I have one that fills up a pair of jeans just nicely, thank you

I gotta warn ya'...if you wave that thing at me, in my present condition, be sure you have a sufficient amount of lube to accommodate the occasion.

I've been without for so long, I'll have those knickers down around your ankles in nothin' flat. I'll have you bent over whatever is handy...a kitchen table, desktop, the hood of a car or I might stuff you between the rungs of my neighbor's stepladder. That should hold ya'.

Then, I'll spread your ass cheeks just wide enough to see where that little brown hole I'm gonna poke is, and...well, I think you know what comes next.

 

[chris9]

There was a study some time ago that most men (forgot the percentage) are more for bums than breasts (those came second).
Not something I like to hear as I feel my breasts to be the best on my body.

 

[ShyGuy68]

There was a study some time ago that most men (forgot the percentage) are more for bums than breasts (those came second).
Not something I like to hear as I feel my breasts to be the best on my body.

Hmm I do like both bust and butt, but I do think that a nice pair of boobs might be just a bit more to my liking

 

[Miss Diva]

I gotta warn ya'...if you wave that thing at me, in my present condition, be sure you have a sufficient amount of lube to accommodate the occasion.

I've been without for so long, I'll have those knickers down around your ankles in nothin' flat. I'll have you bent over whatever is handy...a kitchen table, desktop, the hood of a car or I might stuff you between the rungs of my neighbor's stepladder. That should hold ya'.

Then, I'll spread your ass cheeks just wide enough to see where that little brown hole I'm gonna poke is, and...well, I think you know what comes next.

Stop teasing me DVS.