The Breaking Up on Lit Thread...

[bashfull]

Ok, ya'll. This is the place to take a shot, play a pun, and throw your glass into fireplace, ducking all the bar munchies comming your way. Drop some lines telling what lines would be used to break up a Lit romance...

Here's a few to start...


"You're just not the writer you used to be"

"Viagra just isn't helping with my writer's block"

"Sorry hon. I wasn't looking for a novel...just a short story."

"We're not compatable...You read Anal, I read Bondage."

 

[bashfull]

Ok, ya'll. This is the place to take a shot, play a pun, and throw your glass into fireplace, ducking all the bar munchies comming your way. Drop some lines telling what lines would be used to break up a Lit romance...

Here's a few to start...


"You're just not the writer you used to be"

"Viagra just isn't helping with my writer's block"

"Sorry hon. I wasn't looking for a novel...just a short story."

"We're not compatable...You read Anal, I read Bondage."

<<scratching head...wait a minute, why would ya dump someone who read anal?>>

 

[Stella_Omega]

That's not as afar-fetched as you'd think!
When my husband and I had a punk band together, and we were having some marital issues, he said...

"I don't think I can be in the same band with you, any more"

I very nearly said

"Fine, You keep this shit band, I'll make a new one!"

But I didn't... We worked it out instead.

 

[Honey123]

Hey Bash...sounds fun..let me give it a try:

"9 pages?!?! I thought you said 9 INCHES!!"

"I know you look at other AV's" ---- > oops...that was yours!

"When you said Leg and Thigh Day, I thought you meant we were gonna eat at KFC!"

Hmmm....

 

[Honey123]

"I knew you'd rather edit her work rather than mine!"

"You'd don't emoticon roses to me anymore!"

 

[Salvor-Hardon]

I can't be with you. Your participle keeps dangling.

 

[bashfull]

"When you said submitting, I thought you meant my writings!"

"In The End does not mean MY end!"

 

[Honey123]

"But I thought you liked it when I wrote, "ooh baby, right there....yeah...right there"

"So, when you said send me your dick...you really meant to write "disk?"

 

[Stella_Omega]

"When you said submitting, I thought you meant my writings!"

"In The End does not mean MY end!"

I do get a kick out the the page heading;
"View Submissions"

 

[bashfull]

I am removing you from my buddy list!

Sheesh...talk about your incomplete sentences...

You left me at "oh yes, I'm c...."!

 

[bashfull]

You call that a colon?

Why do you always have to paraphrase me?

 

[Honey123]

You left me at "oh yes, I'm c...."!

I thought it was "you had me at hello"?


"You can't even put it in quotes right!"

 

[bashfull]

AAaarrrrggggg....

<<throws pretzels and goldfish at Honey, Stella, and Salvor>>>

The puns are puntifical!

 

[Honey123]

AAaarrrrggggg....

<<throws pretzels and goldfish at Honey, Stella, and Salvor>>>

The puns are puntifical!

Unless you'll be throwing beer as well...don't mess with goodies....

"Honey, I wasn't ignoring you, I was having virtual sex on the GB"

 

[Salvor-Hardon]

CC on a PM does not count as group sex.

 

[oggbashan]

Your fetish isn't my fetish.

 

[Honey123]

You say potatoe I say potato - does spelling really matter

Darlin', it's not the size of the story that matters

 

[bashfull]

"once upon a time shouldn't describe our sexlife"

 

[bashfull]

You always have PM(S)

 

[Stella_Omega]

"You really need to use your words"

"You've been down voting my stories again, haven't you? Don't lie to me, I can tell by your ave!"

 

[CharleyH]

:| (<--- thats a straight face what an idiot, bitter, hardly pun thread, walk out the door, you dont deserve anyone yet, apparently LOOK.... with a major hope you got kicked in the ass.

 

[gauchecritic]

Your verse leaves me blank

Your metre just ticked over

You're right justified and I'm marginalised

I thought you asked if I fancied a font

Your banana's stopped dancing

 

[Stella_Omega]

:| (<--- thats a straight face what an idiot, bitter, hardly pun thread, walk out the door, you dont deserve anyone yet, apparently LOOK.... with a major hope you got kicked in the ass.

Ooh, ouch, ooh ouch! Broken glass, hot coals!

 

[Celtic Princess]

You always have PM(S)

*grin* Okay, that one is just wrong...

 

[bashfull]

:| (<--- thats a straight face what an idiot, bitter, hardly pun thread, walk out the door, you dont deserve anyone yet, apparently LOOK.... with a major hope you got kicked in the ass.

Hmmm...something I said? Someone care to explain what happened here?