LitShark
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For John Sinclair, returning to the United States was no small task. Having spent the last three months on assignment in Northern Syria covering the civil war in Aleppo, in spite of his lack of a solid contract, John faced many obstacles to his return. Unable to fly directly from the middle-east into the United States, he had to reroute several times and change flights in Greece, Norway, Denmark and lastly in Cuba. The flight from Havana was small and cramped, the eight-seat aircraft overcrowded with people and luggage—John himself was well over his allotted freight in camera equipment, unedited film and digital editing hardware. Five of the seven others aboard the small flight were a family coming back from vacation and their youngest was seated directly behind John.
During his time in Syria, John had been unfortunate (or perhaps fortunate, depending on your point of view) enough to catch a rather sizeable piece of shrapnel in his shoulder. As an American journalist, John was lucky to receive preferential treatment from the on-site medical tent to get the piece of metal removed, but there was obvious need with other victims of the bombing raid with much more severe injuries, so John had tried to do the stitching himself to allow the volunteer to move on. It just so happened, that the kid behind him was a seat-kicker, every time the plane banked, accelerated, changed angles he would frantically slam both soles into the back of John’s seat. Every time the impact slammed the seat against his back, he could feel the hasty, clumsy stiches pulling up more skin and the wound reopening.
“Excuse me, little guy,” John winced as he turned in his seat, his shoulder throbbing at the angle he had to take to look behind himself, “do you think you could switch seats with your mom, or one of your sisters? See, I just came from a war zone and how you’re kicking me right now is tearing my stiches, which are pretty fresh… have you ever had stiches?”
The kid was now scrunching up against the side of the plane, deliberately trying to hide from John’s field of vision, making him turn further into the painful contortion of his wounded, outside shoulder.
“Excuse me, sir,” John addressed the boy’s father now, “could you please switch seats with me? Let your dipshit kid kick the shit out of your fucking back for a while?”
“I beg your unbelievable pardon!” the mother interrupted, “how dare you curse in front of my child?”
“Look, lady, I tried to be nice about this, but I’ve got fresh stiches from an injury I sustained from a goddamn stinger missile in an air raid, and you don’t seem at all interested in stopping him from kicking the fucking hell out of me, like he’s motherfucking Pele, or some shit and I’m the ball in the World Cup! I’m not trying to shit on your dream vacation to the dark, communist continent of Cuba, but this is my last flight of six to get home and I just don’t want my two-day-old stitches to get ripped open any more than they already have!”
At this point, John’s yelling must have made the kid nervous and he kicked again, with both legs, jolting his seat forward on him with his body all wound back and contorting to shout at the mother, he felt at least three of his fresh stitches pull free at the center of his wound.
“OW!! YOU MOTHERFUCKER!!!” John shouted, slamming back into his seat and grabbing his arm through his jacket, “cocksucking sonofabitch!”
“Jesus, you can take my seat, just stop swearing,” from the back of the plane, a teenaged girl in a Greenpeace tank top interjected, “I’m sure it’s not as bad as all that, what is he, six?”
The girl had to crouch as she walked, the plane too small to allow walking at full height.
“Oh thank the lord and Greenpeace, the voice of reason,” John sighed gratefully, unbuckling his seatbelt and crouch walking toward the back of the plane, “I’m really sorry for making such a scene, he really did mess up my stitches, I’m John.”
“Oh, quit whining,” the Green-teen smirked as they began the elaborate dance of getting past one another within the narrow aisle without being able to stand, “scars are sexy on a man. Last week I had to watch a thirteen year old girl get her clit cut off with a broken beer bottle, she didn’t cry half as much as you, you big baby.”
Green-teen swatted his arm playfully, but John couldn’t stop himself from flinching as her hand landed right on his wound.
“Here’s my card, let’s talk more after we land,” John smiled, genuinely impressed with the girl, making his way to the back of the plane.
*-*-*
The after-flight conversation with Green-Teen—who’s actual name was Madison—had gone fairly well across the Dallas Fort-Worth tarmac and into the Small Flight Arrivals gate, all the way to customs when they were forced to part. While Madison breezed through with the opening of her passport and a flip of her blonde hair, she was through—John, on the other hand, had to have a much deeper conversation.
“Syria?” the Customs Officer remarked, almost in shock as he flipped through John’s passport, “there’s been an executive order banning travelers from Syria entering the United States.”
“First of all,” John sighed, he’d half been expecting it, but still clung to the flimsy hope that the initial reports about the executive order were exaggerated, as such things often were, “I’m a journalist, here are my credentials. I was covering the civil war happening in Aleppo, but none of that really matters, since I’m not even coming from Syria. I’m coming from Cuba, where I passed through customs without incident. There’s no travel ban on U.S. citizens coming from Cuba.”
“Do you think I’m stupid? You’ve been through about eight countries in the last two days, it doesn’t change your place of origin. You’re coming from a country on the travel ban list, follow me. You’re being detained.”
*-*-*
In all, it took thirteen hours and six calls to the ACLU for John to pass through customs and be reaccepted into the United States without being forced to reveal his work footage. The TSA agents had demanded over and over to view the contents of his cameras and laptop, over and over John had refused. Only after a temporary injunction was filed his ACLU attorney was he allowed to leave, he never did allow them to view any of his footage, there was still a constitution after all.
By the time he arrived in Oregon, John was beyond exhausted and smelled less than fresh in his own nose, but there was no time to rest or refresh. He was already a full day late for his new assignment, a day that was meant to be spent finding the lay of the land, arrange a script for his first broadcast—set out graphic assignments, arrange guest speakers, research facts and so-on for the work of a week condensed into just one day. That was the day he’d lost.
Now, it seemed he had few options other than to make up a broadcast on the spot, his arrival at the news station coming just three hours before his first live broadcast as director and lead producer. He rushed into the station, eager to get started. He noticed a full conference room and immediately barged in.
“I’m sorry I’m late, Homeland Security detained me. I’m John Sinclair, you can all call me Mr. Sinclair, who wants to tell me where we’re at for tonight’s broadcast?” John was busy unpacking his gear to begin cutting together a workable segment on Aleppo.
During his time in Syria, John had been unfortunate (or perhaps fortunate, depending on your point of view) enough to catch a rather sizeable piece of shrapnel in his shoulder. As an American journalist, John was lucky to receive preferential treatment from the on-site medical tent to get the piece of metal removed, but there was obvious need with other victims of the bombing raid with much more severe injuries, so John had tried to do the stitching himself to allow the volunteer to move on. It just so happened, that the kid behind him was a seat-kicker, every time the plane banked, accelerated, changed angles he would frantically slam both soles into the back of John’s seat. Every time the impact slammed the seat against his back, he could feel the hasty, clumsy stiches pulling up more skin and the wound reopening.
“Excuse me, little guy,” John winced as he turned in his seat, his shoulder throbbing at the angle he had to take to look behind himself, “do you think you could switch seats with your mom, or one of your sisters? See, I just came from a war zone and how you’re kicking me right now is tearing my stiches, which are pretty fresh… have you ever had stiches?”
The kid was now scrunching up against the side of the plane, deliberately trying to hide from John’s field of vision, making him turn further into the painful contortion of his wounded, outside shoulder.
“Excuse me, sir,” John addressed the boy’s father now, “could you please switch seats with me? Let your dipshit kid kick the shit out of your fucking back for a while?”
“I beg your unbelievable pardon!” the mother interrupted, “how dare you curse in front of my child?”
“Look, lady, I tried to be nice about this, but I’ve got fresh stiches from an injury I sustained from a goddamn stinger missile in an air raid, and you don’t seem at all interested in stopping him from kicking the fucking hell out of me, like he’s motherfucking Pele, or some shit and I’m the ball in the World Cup! I’m not trying to shit on your dream vacation to the dark, communist continent of Cuba, but this is my last flight of six to get home and I just don’t want my two-day-old stitches to get ripped open any more than they already have!”
At this point, John’s yelling must have made the kid nervous and he kicked again, with both legs, jolting his seat forward on him with his body all wound back and contorting to shout at the mother, he felt at least three of his fresh stitches pull free at the center of his wound.
“OW!! YOU MOTHERFUCKER!!!” John shouted, slamming back into his seat and grabbing his arm through his jacket, “cocksucking sonofabitch!”
“Jesus, you can take my seat, just stop swearing,” from the back of the plane, a teenaged girl in a Greenpeace tank top interjected, “I’m sure it’s not as bad as all that, what is he, six?”
The girl had to crouch as she walked, the plane too small to allow walking at full height.
“Oh thank the lord and Greenpeace, the voice of reason,” John sighed gratefully, unbuckling his seatbelt and crouch walking toward the back of the plane, “I’m really sorry for making such a scene, he really did mess up my stitches, I’m John.”
“Oh, quit whining,” the Green-teen smirked as they began the elaborate dance of getting past one another within the narrow aisle without being able to stand, “scars are sexy on a man. Last week I had to watch a thirteen year old girl get her clit cut off with a broken beer bottle, she didn’t cry half as much as you, you big baby.”
Green-teen swatted his arm playfully, but John couldn’t stop himself from flinching as her hand landed right on his wound.
“Here’s my card, let’s talk more after we land,” John smiled, genuinely impressed with the girl, making his way to the back of the plane.
*-*-*
The after-flight conversation with Green-Teen—who’s actual name was Madison—had gone fairly well across the Dallas Fort-Worth tarmac and into the Small Flight Arrivals gate, all the way to customs when they were forced to part. While Madison breezed through with the opening of her passport and a flip of her blonde hair, she was through—John, on the other hand, had to have a much deeper conversation.
“Syria?” the Customs Officer remarked, almost in shock as he flipped through John’s passport, “there’s been an executive order banning travelers from Syria entering the United States.”
“First of all,” John sighed, he’d half been expecting it, but still clung to the flimsy hope that the initial reports about the executive order were exaggerated, as such things often were, “I’m a journalist, here are my credentials. I was covering the civil war happening in Aleppo, but none of that really matters, since I’m not even coming from Syria. I’m coming from Cuba, where I passed through customs without incident. There’s no travel ban on U.S. citizens coming from Cuba.”
“Do you think I’m stupid? You’ve been through about eight countries in the last two days, it doesn’t change your place of origin. You’re coming from a country on the travel ban list, follow me. You’re being detained.”
*-*-*
In all, it took thirteen hours and six calls to the ACLU for John to pass through customs and be reaccepted into the United States without being forced to reveal his work footage. The TSA agents had demanded over and over to view the contents of his cameras and laptop, over and over John had refused. Only after a temporary injunction was filed his ACLU attorney was he allowed to leave, he never did allow them to view any of his footage, there was still a constitution after all.
By the time he arrived in Oregon, John was beyond exhausted and smelled less than fresh in his own nose, but there was no time to rest or refresh. He was already a full day late for his new assignment, a day that was meant to be spent finding the lay of the land, arrange a script for his first broadcast—set out graphic assignments, arrange guest speakers, research facts and so-on for the work of a week condensed into just one day. That was the day he’d lost.
Now, it seemed he had few options other than to make up a broadcast on the spot, his arrival at the news station coming just three hours before his first live broadcast as director and lead producer. He rushed into the station, eager to get started. He noticed a full conference room and immediately barged in.
“I’m sorry I’m late, Homeland Security detained me. I’m John Sinclair, you can all call me Mr. Sinclair, who wants to tell me where we’re at for tonight’s broadcast?” John was busy unpacking his gear to begin cutting together a workable segment on Aleppo.