The "Brangelina Rule"

sirhugs

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I'm not usually one for celeb stories, but this might work:

you know how lots of couples have agreements, meant in jest of course, that though they are monogamous, it would be okay if they had a chance to fuck... well, the list varies, but Angelina jolie and brad Pitt are on many, and are nicely recipriocal.

In my idea, the married couple are a bit bored in their marriage, so they take a vacation to an island, not realizing that angelina and brad are using that as the base for their next movie. The two couples share beachfront cabins...
 
You would have to come up with a plausible reason why Brad or Angie would be interested in mixing it up with a couple of ordinary schlubs on vacation. Maybe they had a fight and were trying to spite each other?
 
You would have to come up with a plausible reason why Brad or Angie would be interested in mixing it up with a couple of ordinary schlubs on vacation. Maybe they had a fight and were trying to spite each other?

OR:

~ there's only one hot tub

OR:

~ there's an outdoor shower for rinsing the sand off, Brad & anf=gelina, not realizing they have neighbours, get frisky...

OR

~ brad & Angelina like making love on the beach under the stars, our couple literally trip over them, landing in a jumble or arms legs & other appendages.
 
you know how lots of couples have agreements, meant in jest of course, that though they are monogamous, it would be okay if they had a chance to fuck... well, the list varies, but Angelina jolie and brad Pitt are on many, and are nicely recipriocal.

The concept you are talking about is called a "Laminated List" (phrase coined by Friends, I believe). Married/longterm couples make lists of people who they will probably never get to fuck, but if the opportunity ever comes up, they can with no sense of betrayal. The list is then laminated so that it is final and cannot be added to.

You would have to come up with a plausible reason why Brad or Angie would be interested in mixing it up with a couple of ordinary schlubs on vacation. Maybe they had a fight and were trying to spite each other?

You'd also need to explain why they'd be vacationing so closely to average Joes/Joannes. They'd need to build a 10' wall out of bamboo or palm wood to keep all the papparazzos out. I don't see them renting out an ordinary, public cabin in an open beach resort, somehow.
 
You'd also need to explain why they'd be vacationing so closely to average Joes/Joannes. They'd need to build a 10' wall out of bamboo or palm wood to keep all the papparazzos out. I don't see them renting out an ordinary, public cabin in an open beach resort, somehow.

I didn't picture it as an open resort, more like a private villa rented as their residence during the nearby film shoot, but off the beaten track. The booking of the protagonist couple into the adjoining villa was a total slip up. remember, in Lit, plausability just needs to be solid enough to slide into sex...
 
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