The Boyz in the Burbs ( seeking lady writers for now)

[mfm_boyfriend]

" A big beautiful back yard, swimming pool, hot tub, a pool table, two big bedrooms with add on washrooms, a patio, warm pleasent weather.. and NOT A STICK OF FURNITURE!"

Tony turned to his best friend Bill after his melodramtic ramble. Bill leaned casually against wall in the empty living room sipping on a beer.

" At least we have a bed" , he chuckled.

" A bed, wonderful! A king sized bed for two grown straight men to sleep in! Great"

The two looked at each other , and then began to laugh. This was quite the surreal start they were getting to summer. They had won this house , mortgage free in a raffle they drunkenly entered 6 months ago. With no real ambition and a desire to get out of the city, the two friends moved into the suburbs, imagining a hedonistic lovepad awaiting them. Instead they got a dream house, with a pool table and no furniture. And if it hadnt been for Bill, they would have left the bed behind when they skipped out on their rinky dink apartment.

The two couldnt have been more different in apperance. tony was a smooth talking slim , but muscular italian guy, with slick backed black hair stylishly cut and with eyes and smile that had melted more then one womans heart and opened her thighs. Bill on the other hand was a giant of a black man, soft spoken and built like a tank with a shaved head that almost glinted in direct sunlight.

They had known each other since high school and had stuck through thick and thin, even with the David and Goliath, Mutt and jeff nick names.

And now, here they were, stuck in suburb heaven. With barely a few hundred dollars, a king sized bed, and an empty house to entertain them.

Things were going to be interesting, once again

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Tony
age 21
Height ; 5' 9"
Weight: a solid 165 lbs
Eyes: Rusty brown
Hair> Black
a smart ass and a smooth talker, mr charming, very good with his tongue

Bill
Age; 21
Height: 6' 4"
Weight: a massive muscualr 240lbs
Eyes> Brown
Hair: bald
quiet and confident, takes his time with everything

both of the fellas are quite "packing"

 

[avidiva]

The Boyz in the Burbz

"Oh my God, will you look at this place?"

Tony and Bill turned to look. Framed in their open front door was a stunning blonde - tall, slender, tanned body - baby blue eyes framed by golden lashes - a pouty cupid bow pink mouth, and the most incredible smile the two had ever seen.

"Hiya. My name's Angela. I live down the street and thought I'd come up and welcome you to the neighbourhood. I thought you'd be some - I don't know - some middle class family or something. This lemon cake I made might not be wanted, but I also brought a bottle of ice-cold California fruit wine that my friend and I made."

The two men had never been at a loss for words before, but then, a goddess had never stood at their door when they lived in the apartment. A goddess in the tiniest of cut-off jeans and a white tank top showing off her best assets - two firm, round, grapefruit-sized breasts.

"Hm, you two don't say much do you? Maybe you could tell me your names and then perhaps invite me in?" Angela said, laughing.

"Sorry. I'm Tony and this is my best friend, Bill. Please - there's not much to see - we're still waiting for our furniture to be delivered - but yeah, come in."

Angela brushed past them as she entered, looking around at the bare room, and giving them the cake and wine.

"Maybe you should open the wine before it gets warm," she suggested, while studying them from beneath her long lashes - liking what she saw - two healthy young men with healthy bulges in their shorts. Finally, someone interesting in this boring neighbourhood - definitely interesting.

"Um, we don't have any glasses or a corkscrew," Bill remarked. "like Tony said, our stuff isn't here yet."

"Oh, no problem - I'll just give my friend, Maya, a call and have her bring them over - and some more wine of course - what are neighbours for?" Angela said, giving Bill and Tony another of her big, dazzling smiles.

 

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" Theres, umm, a phone in the kitchen if you want to use it" Tony maanged to stammer out.

Bill had an eyebrow raised at this entire exchange, they sure didnt have women like this back in the old neighborhood. She was something out of a Penthouse forum letter.

" If you two will excuse me, I will make that call and be back as quick as a flash"

Angela sashayed between the two of them, almost brushing against them. It was a good thing she didnt, Tony mused, or she get her hips dislocated by his hard on bursting through his pants.

The two watched Angela wander into the kitchen, their eyes transfixed on what was easily the tightest ass they had ever seen in their lives.When she was out of sight, the two leaned in and conferred.

" i think I'm in love" tony whispered

" With her ass" Bill replied.

" Yes, with her ass, but I most say my feelings arent completely platonic about her bust either"

" Dont forget the lips"

" Slightly impossible to forget"

" Did you see a ring?"

" Cant say I was looking at her hand"

" last thing we need is a shot gun packing husband"

" Dying in that ass would be worth it"

 

[avidiva]

Tony and Bill turned around and realized that Angela had been standing, listening to their comments.

"It seems to me that you two aren't really familiar with how a woman wants to be treated. But that's okay - I happen to be very experienced as to what little boys need. By the way? Your phone isn't hooked up yet, so it's a good job that I brought my cell with me, isn't it?"

Going back into the kitchen, Angela knew that they were probably now feeling very embarrassed about being caught sexually ogling her. Served them right, she thought, laughing to herself, but if Maya was willing to come over, perhaps the two of them could teach the boys a thing or two about how a lady should be treated.

And what was this bullshit about their furniture being delivered? She didn't believe that one for a second. These two just didn't belong in this neighbourhood - what was their story? She and Maya were just going to have to find out what that was - and maybe have some fun in the bargain.

"Maya - it's me, Angela. Listen babe - you'll never guess, but it wasn't a family that moved into the big house. I'm here right now and it's two beautiful studboys that live here. I think that they're full of bs, but they are absolutely adorable and we could have some fun with them. So come on up, bring lots more wine and let's see how the day progresses. Hm? Oh yeah - of course they're packing - ha ha. See you in a bit."

Angela hung up and, smiling to herself, went back into the other room.

"So boys - why don't you give me a guided tour of your beautiful, if empty house?"

 

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" Busted.." Bill sighed out through his teeth

The two guys flushed and tony just staggered his head into one of Bills big arms, hiding his flush and stifling the laughter. When you were this deep, the best thing to do was to dive in and swim.

Tony leaned back and up, regaining his composure

" little boys, huh? I dont think Big Bill here has ever been called little, and as for myself, Im all man."

Tony was pretty sure that sounded like weak bravado, but when in for a penny, in for a pound.

" But if you do insist on showing us the ever so terrible error of our ways, the very least we can do is give you the grand tour of of....."

" Chez Desolate" bill chimed in, showing a few teeth with a smile, " this is our living room "

" Come on now, " Tony said wandering over to Angela, his smug smile now plastered on, " let us escort this young lady about the maison"

" of course, Alphonse, after you" bill said walking to her other side.

Tony hooked his arm in her and Bill did the same.

 

[avidiva]

"Well, I must say, there's not much to see - hmm - except you two beautiful boys," Angela flirted.

She was thoroughly enjoying being between the two men. She hadn't had a threesome for quite some time. Maya, her lover, was a bit jealous when it came to Angela's trysts. Their relationship was technically an 'open' one, but there was that damnable curfew Maya had imposed upon her. Angela was starting to regret calling Maya and telling her to come over. There was a perfect opportunity wasted for her to have some afternoon fun. Ah well, perhaps she could get her drunk and have her pass out later.

"So tell me you two handsome boys - what do you do for a living? Or are you simply men of the world?"

Tony and Bill glanced at each other - Bill nodded for Tony to go ahead.

"Angela - we have something to tell you. We haven't been exactly, well, honest with you and you have been nothing but super toward us. We'd like you to know the truth - it would only be fair."

 

[xxannaleexx]

OOC: Hope it's okay for me to just jump in here.

Maya smiled softly to herself as she hung up the phone. She knew what Angela had meant by 'fun' and she had to admit, she was ready to open up the relationship. Angela had expressed her displeasure in Maya's slightly jealous ways, so Maya had recently decided to talk to Angela about it. This seemed like the perfect opportunity.

She dressed quickly in a matching red bra and thong set, a short tight jean skirt and a low cut white tank top. Angela had bought her the bra and underwear, so Maya knew she would recognize it the instant she saw it through the shirt. She looked in the mirror, smiling at herself, a pretty, slim hispanic girl with caramel colored skin, dark eyes, straight, shoulder-length black hair, and killer curves. Her yoga instructor status really paid off for her.

She slipped into a pair of white flip flops, grabbed two bottles of wine out of the refridgerator, and made her way down the street. She knocked on the door as best she could with a bottle of wine gripped in each hand and waited impatiently to see these two studs that Angela seemed to be so crazy about.

 

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Tony held his breath for a moment then broke out into his smooth grin again

" We actually do have a corkscrew", he fished into his back pocket and brought out a swiss army knife, " not much of one mind you"

Angela gave him that half amused stare you get from teachers and women who thought your flirting was silly but incorrigible.

" As for what we do, I think Bill can surmise it most succintly"

All the whilst the two lads were guiding Angela arm in arm towards the master bedroom on the main floor.

Bill so eloquently put it , " Jack shit, we're poor and jobless with a huge house"

They stood in the doorway of the master bedroom, it was decorated solely with the king sized matress, a few scattered quilts, a boom box, some empty beer cans and an ashtray. A couple boxes full of clothes were stacked in a corner.

Bill continued in his deep bass

" We entered a raffle drunkenly at bar one night, voila, here we are with a free mortgage free house, and absoluely nothing past our wallets"

" i suppose this is the part where we open this bottle" Angela said stepping forth and gingerly sitting at the end of the matress.

" Please let me help you with that' Tony said gliding in behind her

Just then a knock came from the front door. Tony gave Bill the " I'm working here" look and he just rolled his eyes.

" Please dont get up, let me get that"

Bill left the two alone and wandered into the living room to the tapping at his door. Opening he looked down to a latina caramel goddess.

" You must be maya"

 

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Maya smiled up at the large black man and flashed her perfect smile. "That's me. And you're one of the studs, I see." she quirked an eyebrow as she looked the guy up and down. Now she could see what all the fuss was about.

She leaned against the doorway and held out the bottles of wine. "Well, I brought the alcohol, so are you gonna let me in or are you just gonna stand there and stare at me?" she laughed as he took the bottles and led her inside.

"What's your name, handsome? Angela failed to mention it over the phone."