the board is boring , not enough wrestling threads

[pabloback]

sunday is wrestlemania x8
the greatest wrestlers of al time
pit themselves against current phenomenoms
the greatest of all hulk hogan takes on the rock
the great ric flair takes on the undertaker
the only ones missing are inoki and keiji muto, japans finest

 

[Guest]

Oh, you mean PRO wrestling.....

I thought this might be a thread on mud wrestling or naked jello wrestling....

Japan's finest? What about (I think his name was) Mr. Fuji? He and Ken Patera got arrested at a McDonalds about 10 miles from my house in the mid 1970's and it took like 15 officers and special handcuffs to subdue them.....
That was the old AWA days......

 

[Samuari]

Damn

I thought that I qwas going to get to see Laurel wrestle Her Muffiness, or Dixon take on the Evil Troll.


shit this too tame.

 

[Guest]

Re: Damn

I thought that I qwas going to get to see Laurel wrestle Her Muffiness, or Dixon take on the Evil Troll.


shit this too tame.

Dixon vs the Evil Troll????? I'm SO there!! Dixon, FINISH HIM!!!!

 

[MissTaken]

Damn! And i thought I was going to get an opportunity to wrestle with pablo!


*sigh*

Always the bridesmaid...........

 

[Phoenyx]

I'M GOING TO WRESLTLEMANIA TOMMOROW
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[Phoenyx]

Damn! And i thought I was going to get an opportunity to wrestle with pablo!


*sigh*

Always the bridesmaid...........

you can wrestle with me

 

[MissTaken]

you can wrestle with me

Did I tell you , your posts make me smile?





Got any extra tickets for Wrestlemania?

 

[Todd-'o'-Vision]

the only ones missing are inoki and keiji muto, japans finest

I would love to see that match but it wouldn't fit WWF theme

 

[Phoenyx]

Did I tell you , your posts make me smile?


Got any extra tickets for Wrestlemania?

Unfortunately no.

My brother and Father have been looking for this for such a long time.

 

[MissTaken]

Unfortunately no.

My brother and Father have been looking for this for such a long time.

Oh heck!

I am just teasing.

I prefer to do the wrestling as oppose to watch it...errrrrr

in most cases!

 

[Samuari]

Oh heck!

I am just teasing.

I prefer to do the wrestling as oppose to watch it...errrrrr

in most cases!

I'm prolly too old an'would prolly lose. er that may be the win????

 

[Phoenyx]

Oh heck!

I am just teasing.

I prefer to do the wrestling as oppose to watch it...errrrrr

in most cases!

If I ever visit New York Area I may hold you to that match.

 

[pabloback]

stuff mud wrestling i want coleslaw wrestling daytona stylee

 

[MissTaken]

Coleslaw???? *sputtering* yuk!


Ummmm could we all compromise on jello wrestling!

 

[sch00lteacher]

I am SO glad that there are so few wrestling threads on this board. Wanna chase me away fast, let wrestling take over Lit.

How can anyone watch that crap? I don't mean that as a personal attack against any one user. I mean I can understand an 8 year old kid getting into it.

I watch snipits just to keep up to date. I do live near Charlotte NC. The wrestling capitol of the world.

Was that beer that I saw Goldberg and the Rock pounding down while standing on the corner ropes last week? God I hope not. Let us send that message to out kids also. Violence is okay, dirty fighting and cheating is okay, treating women like shit is okay, and oh, drinking beer will make you a man.

You can't show tits on prime time, but you can show this shit. What the fuck?

I am surprised at all the idiots who believe this shit is real here as well. They fucking talk about it, well the janitor and his ilk talk about it. The teachers don't.

I keep hoping it will go away. I tried that with Rap music and it didn't work either.

 

[mig]

I am SO glad that there are so few wrestling threads on this board. Wanna chase me away fast, let wrestling take over Lit.

How can anyone watch that crap? I don't mean that as a personal attack against any one user. I mean I can understand an 8 year old kid getting into it.

That says it for me.

 

[pabloback]

Originally posted by
Was that beer that I saw Goldberg and the Rock pounding down while standing on the corner ropes last week? [/B]

no it was stone cold steve austin
and nobody but a schoolteacher with his head up his intellectual arse would think that pro wrestling is real
it is called sports ENTERTAINMENT!!!
with the emphasis on entertainment
if you dont like wrestling then fine , but there is no need to look down your nose at people that do
your holier than thou attitude is probably why a lot of people on the board dont take to you as warmly as they do to others .
if you have nothing positive to say about a subject then it is often wiser to keep your mouth shut
life is too short to allow your negativity to cast a cloud over the lives of all who come into contact

 

[sch00lteacher]

no it was stone cold steve austin
and nobody but a schoolteacher with his head up his intellectual arse would think that pro wrestling is real
it is called sports ENTERTAINMENT!!!

You're shitting me, really, wrestling isn't real? Goldberg, Austin, could give a shit, was it beer or not? Thanks for calling my ass smart.

with the emphasis on entertainment
if you dont like wrestling then fine , but there is no need to look down your nose at people that do

Guess what, I can look down my fucking nose at any idiot I want to. Anyone who gets their rocks off watching two sweaty men play with each other, has a problem, unless they are female.

your holier than thou attitude is probably why a lot of people on the board dont take to you as warmly as they do to others .

So I should act like a fucking idiot and people will like me? No, I am who I am, if that keeps some people from warming up to me, too bad. I wouldn't really call in a holier than thou attitude either. I don't think that way. But I do speak my mind quite often. And I do get pissed off when people go off on me.

if you have nothing positive to say about a subject then it is often wiser to keep your mouth shut

Sometimes. But when I see a show aimed at minors, children, kids, pushing beer like I saw on that show, I am going to speak out and say it is fucked up. Really fucked up. Violence and beer, here you go kids. Lets slam a few women around and treat them like shit while we are at it. Lets kick daddy in the nuts and treat him like a dog, lets all learn about respect...fuck no, I ain't gonna be quiet.

life is too short to allow your negativity to cast a cloud over the lives of all who come into contact

...all who come into contact, with me. Was that your intended end of your sentence? Yeah everyone of my posts on this board is negative. They sure as hell are. I am a big shit eating asshole. I am. I know it. All I want to do if fucking ruin everybodies day, and let them know that I am smarter than they are. That is why I come here. Who told you? Who let my secret out of the bag? I am the god of despair, suffer ye my minions!

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Now watch, the only shit I was serious about was the beer and kids thing, I don't agree with that. Watch how many people take everything I said as gospel. I don't care if you watch wrestling, I really don't. As long as you know it isn't real that is. Hell I used to watch it all the time back in the days of Ricky Steamboat (who runs a gym near here). But watch. People are going to get real mad at me and start running off at the mouth. If they get this far and read this, then who knows. Maybe they will get the fact that I am just messing with Pablo. He sure got pissed, and I couldn't resist. Almost April Fools Day people....

 

[sch00lteacher]

Oh, and hey, Pablo, I'll be sure to remember how you feel about me in the future. It is nice to know these things. Yes it is.

 

[Phoenyx]

Wrestling is about as real as Friends or Soap Operas. Are those real? No.

People constantly talk about how it's wrong to have the men attack women but igonre it when the women hit the men (and it does happen in matches,).

Treat wrestlign as a soap opera and enjoy. Afternoon soap operas show a hell of a lot worse thinge than Wrestling.

 

[pabloback]

just when i thought life was too mellow for me to go and have a good rant [first one of the year and it is already past the ides of march ] along comes mr super fucking intellectual guardianista and protector of short people .
one thing you had better learn and learn fast schoolteacher is that i care about nobody but nobody on the board , least of all a complete shithead like yourself , as a supreme being and being above the non literary pleasures , one of which is pro wrestling , you will probably find it difficult to understand that pro wrestlers are akin to actors on the stage with thespian like qualities in playing a role , reciting lines and choreographing moves along with shakesperian actors and the bolshoi ballet all while throwing a 200lb man around a ring . to put into plain words for a MERE SCHOOLTEACHER they are playing a part . stone cold steve austin is called the texas redneck and plays the part of a stereotypical beerswilling male ...........following the plot so far?
all wrestling bouts are good versus evil or to put into wrestling terms babyface versus heel . stonecold is a heel or bad guy . you still with me on this teech?
he wouldnt be much of a bad guy if he drank milk would he now ?
that is why the heel always cheats to win his contest and the babyface never cheats to win
just like in real life the good guy doesnt always come out on top , the moral there is that he will always live to fight another day , just like you will be here to spew your pseudointellectual crap all over the board again . if you dont care about wrestling [and i can understand why it is not to everyones taste] then do the world a favour and keep your dumb opinions to your fucking self
you have been promoted to shithead of the highest order .
this has been an official pabloback rant , the first in a long line of lets arsefuck schoolteacher and beat him over the head with a shovel because it is fun to do such things production. copyright whoever can be bothered to copyright it 2002

 

[sch00lteacher]

Wrestling is about as real as Friends or Soap Operas. Are those real? No.

People constantly talk about how it's wrong to have the men attack women but igonre it when the women hit the men (and it does happen in matches,).

Treat wrestlign as a soap opera and enjoy. Afternoon soap operas show a hell of a lot worse thinge than Wrestling.

I get the idea, it isn't hard. Wrestling is fake.
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Tell that to a six year old kid. Or some adults. They won't believe it.

So when I think it is wrong for the gods of wrestling to swill beer, pound on women (it is just as wrong to show women hitting men, what message are we sending the morons who would die for this stuff?), take cheap shots, and act like idiots in general. Am I evil and stupid for feeling this way or did I miss a meeting or something?

Most kids are at school when the soaps are on. And I can't picture 'Billy' pulling up a chair and watching The Young and the Restless.

This isn't an attack on you as an individual. Hey if you want to watch it have a good time. I think your old enough to understand fake from real. But I also think that wrestling is not marketed to you, it is marketed to you kid. Your not the one buying the action figures etc..

Chill Pheonyx, I haven't lost any respect for you because you enjoy relaxing and watching sports entertainment. I can dig that okay? As long as you know it is fake, and don't take it over the top we have nothing to argue about.

 

[sch00lteacher]

just when i thought life was too mellow for me to go and have a good rant [first one of the year and it is already past the ides of march ] along comes mr super fucking intellectual guardianista and protector of short people .
one thing you had better learn and learn fast schoolteacher is that i care about nobody but nobody on the board , least of all a complete shithead like yourself , as a supreme being and being above the non literary pleasures , one of which is pro wrestling , you will probably find it difficult to understand that pro wrestlers are akin to actors on the stage with thespian like qualities in playing a role , reciting lines and choreographing moves along with shakesperian actors and the bolshoi ballet all while throwing a 200lb man around a ring . to put into plain words for a MERE SCHOOLTEACHER they are playing a part . stone cold steve austin is called the texas redneck and plays the part of a stereotypical beerswilling male ...........following the plot so far?
all wrestling bouts are good versus evil or to put into wrestling terms babyface versus heel . stonecold is a heel or bad guy . you still with me on this teech?
he wouldnt be much of a bad guy if he drank milk would he now ?
that is why the heel always cheats to win his contest and the babyface never cheats to win
just like in real life the good guy doesnt always come out on top , the moral there is that he will always live to fight another day , just like you will be here to spew your pseudointellectual crap all over the board again . if you dont care about wrestling [and i can understand why it is not to everyones taste] then do the world a favour and keep your dumb opinions to your fucking self
you have been promoted to shithead of the highest order .
this has been an official pabloback rant , the first in a long line of lets arsefuck schoolteacher and beat him over the head with a shovel because it is fun to do such things production. copyright whoever can be bothered to copyright it 2002

mr super fucking intellectual guardianista and protector of short people

least of all a complete shithead like yourself

MERE SCHOOLTEACHER

just like you will be here to spew your pseudointellectual crap all over the board again

keep your dumb opinions to your fucking self you have been promoted to shithead of the highest order

this has been an official pabloback rant , the first in a long line of lets arsefuck schoolteacher and beat him over the head with a shovel because it is fun to do such things


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this has been an official pabloback rant , the first in a long line of lets arsefuck schoolteacher and beat him over the head with a shovel because it is fun to do such things

*wiping tears from eyes, recovering from a great laugh*

It takes two to fight, I ain't going to indulge you, so have a fucking ball.

Threats could be seen as stepping over the line a bit. You don't want to do that with me. Treaten me with violence I mean. Not a good idea.



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[sch00lteacher]

your holier than thou attitude is probably why a lot of people on the board dont take to you as warmly as they do to others .

Why don't you make me a list of those people, so I'll know who they are, and can watch my back. I'd really hate for people to act friendly to my face, and stab me in the back.

So who are these people who feel that I am "Holier than thou"?