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OOC: (This is inspired by an old classic novel by Terry Southern)
This is an open thread for a small group of people--three to four men, and three to four women.
Premise: Hollywood is losing money, as the spread of cheap porn through videos and DVDs is flooding the rental market. Then comes a bombshell of an idea from the hottest new producer in Hollywood today--Sam G. Forkenspoon, the dynamo behind "Lethal Instincts," "Total Anhiliation," "Dreadful Chills," and, of course, "Jim, Bob and Jim-Bob's Big Adventure."
Why not a big-budget porn movie, made by one of the best commercial and artistic directors on the planet, Julianne Deveraux, and with the top stars in Hollywood? Release it worldwide on DVD--and watch the bucks roll in!
And the stars will sign on if he can persuade them that this is the perfect chance to work with one of the best directors on the planet--and truly deliver an Oscar-winning performance.
Possible cast:
Sam G. Forkenspoon, ambitious producer
Julianne Deveraux, famous French auteur
Stone Williams, action-film sex symbol
Vanessa Charmaine, former Mouseketeer turned "serious" actress
Penelope St. John, British Shakespearean diva, closet lesbian
Johnny Frankfurt, teen-movie heartthrob
Lisa Frankfurt, Johnny's sister, teeny-bopper pop singer
Fred Gallo, satndup comic, TV's biggest sitcom star
So, gang, feel free to pick a role and jump in ...
This is an open thread for a small group of people--three to four men, and three to four women.
Premise: Hollywood is losing money, as the spread of cheap porn through videos and DVDs is flooding the rental market. Then comes a bombshell of an idea from the hottest new producer in Hollywood today--Sam G. Forkenspoon, the dynamo behind "Lethal Instincts," "Total Anhiliation," "Dreadful Chills," and, of course, "Jim, Bob and Jim-Bob's Big Adventure."
Why not a big-budget porn movie, made by one of the best commercial and artistic directors on the planet, Julianne Deveraux, and with the top stars in Hollywood? Release it worldwide on DVD--and watch the bucks roll in!
And the stars will sign on if he can persuade them that this is the perfect chance to work with one of the best directors on the planet--and truly deliver an Oscar-winning performance.
Possible cast:
Sam G. Forkenspoon, ambitious producer
Julianne Deveraux, famous French auteur
Stone Williams, action-film sex symbol
Vanessa Charmaine, former Mouseketeer turned "serious" actress
Penelope St. John, British Shakespearean diva, closet lesbian
Johnny Frankfurt, teen-movie heartthrob
Lisa Frankfurt, Johnny's sister, teeny-bopper pop singer
Fred Gallo, satndup comic, TV's biggest sitcom star
So, gang, feel free to pick a role and jump in ...