The Blonde's Revenge!

[JadedHeart]

* Why are brunettes so proud of their hair?

It matches their mustache.
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* What's black, blue, and brown and lying in a ditch?

A brunette who's told too many blonde jokes.
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* What's the real reason a brunette keeps her figure?

No one else wants it!
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* What do brunettes miss most about a great party?

The invitation.
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* Why are so many blonde jokes one-liners?

So brunettes can remember them.
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* What do you call a brunette in a room full of blondes?

Invisible.
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* What's a brunette's mating call?

"Has the blonde left yet?"
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* What do you call a good looking man with a brunette?

A hostage
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* Who makes bras for brunettes?

Fisher-Price

 

[CelestialBody]

 

[Miss Demeanor]

<wg>I am a natural blond (too much nordic blood!). My favorite blond joke:


Why do some blondes have sore belly-buttons?

'Cause they date blond men...