The blobfish haircut

This is me before the haircut:

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I can't grow a proper beard! The furthest I get is a chinbeard and hairlip.

When I was 20 I was in the same boat. 24 now with a thick chin and lip. If only the fuckin sides would grow in thicker. Still a proper beard though
 
When I was 20 I was in the same boat. 24 now with a thick chin and lip. If only the fuckin sides would grow in thicker. Still a proper beard though

With any luck, I'll get there in time. I'm 1/16 Cherokee, so maybe my Indian side comes out in my lack of facial hair.
 
I like men without much chest hair, or so it seems.

Not sure how I get them like that since I rarely see their chest beforehand.
 
My hair rarely looked that good, though. That was a few minutes of bathroom styling. Five minutes later, it looked like the "O's bitch" picture.

I liked that picture too, minus the tape.
 
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