The blasphemy joke of the day.....

[jeff_is_smiling]

This is an "audience participation" joke.....

Why did all the women look up, and adore Jesus when He was crucified?





Because they looked up and saw that he was hung like this (stretch out hands to complete the participation portion)....

 

[SilvaTungDevil]

Even after having sex multiple times, Jesus could always make his member rise from the dead.

 

[Olivianna]

Blasphemous! Racey! Ssssssssss....

 

[jeff_is_smiling]

thanks...

Blasphemous! Racey! Ssssssssss....

I try...

 

[perks]

I heart that joke.

 

[Monazwx]

And on a Sunday too.

 

[android1966]

Jesus is walking through Jerusalem when he turns a corner to discover a stoning in progress. Quickly he pushes through the crowd and stands protectively in front of the person being stoned.

"Let he who is without sin cast the first stone." Jesus says.

The crowd pause at his words and begin to glance guiltily at one another. One by one the crowd drop their stones on the floor at stand in sheepish humiliation.

Suddenly a little old lady pushes through the crowd, barges Jesus aside a whacks the poor victim with a rock.

Jesus turns to the old woman and says.

"Sometimes mother you really piss me off."

 

[EarthWind]

Eesh Jokes


St. Peter has a day off and Jesus is standing in for him. Whilst booking in the new arrivals, Jesus notices an old man in the queue who seems familiar. When he gets to the front of the line, Jesus asks him his name. "Joseph." Jesus is now more inquisitive. "Your occupation?" "Carpenter." By now Jesus is getting quite excited. "Did you have a little boy?" "Yes." "Did he have holes in his wrists and ankles?" "Yes." Jesus looks at the old man and with a tear in his eye shouts, "Father! Father!" The old man looks puzzled and, after a moment, replies, "Pinocchio?"

 

[jeff_is_smiling]

Nice one..

Jesus is walking through Jerusalem when he turns a corner to discover a stoning in progress. Quickly he pushes through the crowd and stands protectively in front of the person being stoned.

"Let he who is without sin cast the first stone." Jesus says.

The crowd pause at his words and begin to glance guiltily at one another. One by one the crowd drop their stones on the floor at stand in sheepish humiliation.

Suddenly a little old lady pushes through the crowd, barges Jesus aside a whacks the poor victim with a rock.

Jesus turns to the old woman and says.

"Sometimes mother you really piss me off."

A "mom" joke...blasphemy!

 

[jeff_is_smiling]

lol..

Eesh Jokes


St. Peter has a day off and Jesus is standing in for him. Whilst booking in the new arrivals, Jesus notices an old man in the queue who seems familiar. When he gets to the front of the line, Jesus asks him his name. "Joseph." Jesus is now more inquisitive. "Your occupation?" "Carpenter." By now Jesus is getting quite excited. "Did you have a little boy?" "Yes." "Did he have holes in his wrists and ankles?" "Yes." Jesus looks at the old man and with a tear in his eye shouts, "Father! Father!" The old man looks puzzled and, after a moment, replies, "Pinocchio?"

good one...lol..

 

[Mona Lisa]

Oh good. Now I can just bring the marshmallows and let one of you bring the weiners.

 

[jeff_is_smiling]

I got a weiner...

Oh good. Now I can just bring the marshmallows and let one of you bring the weiners.

never had marshmallows with my weiner tho...lol..

 

[tin_tinr]

jesus walks into an hotel ,slams some nails down on the desk
and says can you put me up for the night

 

[jeff_is_smiling]

outstanding...

jesus walks into an hotel ,slams some nails down on the desk
and says can you put me up for the night

I felt the lightning strike on that one...lol..

 

[Mona Lisa]

Re: I got a weiner...

never had marshmallows with my weiner tho...lol..

It's interesting. You just gotta make sure they're not still flaming first.

 

[jeff_is_smiling]

Re: Re: I got a weiner...

It's interesting. You just gotta make sure they're not still flaming first.

ummm...errr.....I think I'll donate the store bought kind instead....nice visual..lol..