The Birds and the Bees, a True Story.

TonyClifton

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Years ago when I was about twelve, I used to go fishing with a little neighborhood kid.

He was probably about eight or nine and his name was Doug.

Anyway, his parents liked to go out drinking at night, so they hired me to be his babysitter.

The parents got off work about six at night then would come home drunk several hours later.

Well, that is another story.

Anyway, the first night that I was hired, Doug immediately ran over to his Dad's Playboy magazine collection and grabbed one. He sat in a chair and flipped through the pages, then would show me the centerfold picture.

After a few days I had a talk with him. I explained the story of the "Birds and the Bees."

I told him, "Dougy, did you notice that girls in the pictures don't have anything between their legs? Girls don't have a "pee pee" like men do. When you get older your little "pee pee" is going to get bigger and you are going to wonder what it is for. Well, girls have a special place for it. When you meet the right girl, your pee pee will get big and she will allow you to push it inside her. Just get on top of her and let the girl guide your pee pee inside her. After that you will know what to do and want to do it often as you can because it is a lot of fun."

About ten years later I was driving around the lake where I grew up and saw some guy hitch hiking, so I stopped and picked him up.

I said to him, "You look familiar, what is your name?"

He replied, "Doug Douglas."

I told him who I was and we had a nice conversation. When I dropped him off a few miles down the road, he came over to the driver side door.

He shook my hand and said, "I almost forgot to say thanks about telling me about the birds and the bees. My parents never did. They were always out getting drunk."

[Note from the Author]

I believe that I will get the usual sarcastic comments.

Members here will label me as a pervert and a sexual predator.

I guess that goes with the territory.
 
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