The Big Banana (Slugging it out with my little sister)

[Hypoxia]

The Big Banana (slugging it out with little sister)

I am well into writing my story about two young teenagers, a German bother and sister visiting California, who are struck by lightning and transformed into hermaphroditic banana slugs. They retain their human memories and engage in all the varieties of gastropod sex in their shifting genders. I had thought to categorize this as NON-HUMAN but the cat.description says it's for human interactions with creatures. Would my tale be more SCIFI/FANTASY? Or INCEST? Or what?

 

[Aurimaz]

I think that this kind of story will not be popular... no matter in which category.

 

[TxRad]

I think that this kind of story will not be popular... no matter in which category.

He's also pulling your leg. Or at least I hope he's pulling our leg.

 

[Hypoxia]

He's also pulling your leg. Or at least I hope he's pulling our leg.

Banana slugs lack legs. Ah, but the musculature...

 

[patientlee]

Banana slugs lack legs. Ah, but the musculature...

Tx didn't say you were pulling the banana slugs' legs, silly!

 

[Aurimaz]

He's also pulling your leg. Or at least I hope he's pulling our leg.

I'm not. I'm just predicting... Well, we could wait for the real results of course.
But banana slug? After lightning? In erotic fiction? Really?

 

[Zeb_Carter]

Hey people and I use that word loosely, will read anything. The latest fad has been dinosaur (t-rex) and humans. *shudder*

So why not banana slugs? *gagging sounds*

I think Non-Erotic would be the place or Fetish. Maybe even Celebrities if you make them a famous brother and sister act before they change.

But Sci-Fi would seem the best fit...I don't think the incest crowd would care about bro and sis slugs duking it out on a bed of slime.

 

[PennLady]

I'm not. I'm just predicting... Well, we could wait for the real results of course.
But banana slug? After lightning? In erotic fiction? Really?

Why not? And it sounds like a scifi thing to me.

 

[patientlee]

I'm pretty sure there's an audience for everything. Even incestuous banana slugs.

 

[Hypoxia]

OK then -- SciFi it will be.

Meanwhile, the tale has progressed out of San Francisco (with some snide remarks) to Armstrong Woods park near the Russian River. I've just reached the point where Hans und Trudi are within the redwood grove, observing banana slugs in their damp naive habitat, just as a gathering thunderstorm menaces them. Lightning will soon strike. The transformation will occur. Events will ensue. And then, the tragic ending, at the annual Poison Oak Festival & Slugfest. Oh, the tragedy...

 

[AMoveableBeast]

Hey people and I use that word loosely, will read anything. The latest fad has been dinosaur (t-rex) and humans. *shudder*

So why not banana slugs? *gagging sounds*

I think Non-Erotic would be the place or Fetish. Maybe even Celebrities if you make them a famous brother and sister act before they change.

But Sci-Fi would seem the best fit...I don't think the incest crowd would care about bro and sis slugs duking it out on a bed of slime.

I have seen this T-Rex sex, of which you speak. There are many books; the author is quite paleolithic. Dinosaur Sue me, but I think it's kind of hot. You haven't been eaten until it's by a T-Rex. Talk about your carnalvores.

 

[Tio_Narratore]

I am well into writing my story about two young teenagers, a German bother and sister visiting California, who are struck by lightning and transformed into hermaphroditic banana slugs. They retain their human memories and engage in all the varieties of gastropod sex in their shifting genders. I had thought to categorize this as NON-HUMAN but the cat.description says it's for human interactions with creatures. Would my tale be more SCIFI/FANTASY? Or INCEST? Or what?

Is there a way to slip into LW?

 

[Hypoxia]

Is there a way to slip into LW?

HA! That would be a real attention-grabber, right! No, the banana slugs are not married nor even engaged, although they do engage in incest, group sex, cheating (on the sibling bond), non-con, and general sliminess. There is some human-slug contact at the end, but it isn't sexual. Only way to make this LW would be for the parents to cheat. Won't happen.

THREADJACK! I have a problem with a story that was just rejected. It seems that LIT rules prohibit trepanning / trephination as inadmissible damage, even if self-inflicted and voluntary. Darn. And another story, adapted from old comix but I wrote every damn word there myself, was rejected as not written by me. I feel dejected. I'll have to start a LIT-REJECTS website. Gripe grumble groan...

 

[PennLady]

THREADJACK! I have a problem with a story that was just rejected. It seems that LIT rules prohibit trepanning / trephination as inadmissible damage, even if self-inflicted and voluntary. Darn. And another story, adapted from old comix but I wrote every damn word there myself, was rejected as not written by me. I feel dejected. I'll have to start a LIT-REJECTS website. Gripe grumble groan...

Venkman: Egon, this reminds me of the time you tried to drill a hole in your head.

Spengler: That would have worked if you hadn't stopped me.

(roughly...)

 

[Zeb_Carter]

I have seen this T-Rex sex, of which you speak. There are many books; the author is quite paleolithic. Dinosaur Sue me, but I think it's kind of hot. You haven't been eaten until it's by a T-Rex. Talk about your carnalvores.

You are why I use the phrase "people and I use that word loosely",

 

[MSTarot]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZvC4Qd-0qZA



Because I clearly had nothing better to be doing on a Tuesday afternoon.

MST

 

[Hypoxia]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZvC4Qd-0qZA

Because I clearly had nothing better to be doing on a Tuesday afternoon.

MST

Shouldn't this be in VOYEUR ??

 

[Hypoxia]

and here it is

I've just submitted it. Until it's accepted or rejected, y'all can read it HERE if you dare. Your shocked comments are welcome.

 

[elfin_odalisque]

Banana slugs lack legs. Ah, but the musculature...

Are you certain all the banana slugs are over-eighteen?

 

[DesEsseintes]

Congratulations, Sir, and up with this sort of thing. There should be more non-vertebrate erotica - think of how a backbone gets in the way during really energetic sex. Also, the variety is far more interesting than boring old vertebrate sex: hermaphrodites, interchangeable sexes, creatures that can detach their penis, creatures whose penis is longer than their body...

I, for one, welcome our new insect Dominatrices.

 

[StrangeLife]

This thread is highly inspirational. I totally need to incorporate a banana slug into my next story.

http://i1.cpcache.com/product_zoom/464809826/shirt.jpg?height=250&width=250&padToSquare=true

 

[Cruel2BKind]

Love it.

I started laughing near the end.

 

[Hypoxia]

Are you certain all the banana slugs are over-eighteen?

In banana-slug years, sure. And they're more malleable than unicorns.

Love it.

I started laughing near the end.

The ending is real, and is what inspired the story. The locales and humans and most events are real. I sure loved living there.

 

[Blind_Justice]

Y'know, it is said the Germans as a people lack any sense of humour. I don't know if that applies to me specifically, but they say I do smile and chuckle even when not plotting the invasion of America. But just as a small suggestion to improve your story:

Both Hans and Trudi are considered very, very old-fashioned names. And by old-fashioned, I mean 1940's. Or some very reclusive spots in Bavaria, those places when they look at you funny when your carriage drives without being pulled by four horses.

For your convenience, here's a link to the most popular German names of 1996, perfect for 18 yo gastropod siblings.

Carry on.

http://www.beliebte-vornamen.de/jahrgang/j1996

 

[Hypoxia]

Y'know, it is said the Germans as a people lack any sense of humour. I don't know if that applies to me specifically, but they say I do smile and chuckle even when not plotting the invasion of America. But just as a small suggestion to improve your story:

Both Hans and Trudi are considered very, very old-fashioned names. And by old-fashioned, I mean 1940's. Or some very reclusive spots in Bavaria, those places when they look at you funny when your carriage drives without being pulled by four horses.

For your convenience, here's a link to the most popular German names of 1996, perfect for 18 yo gastropod siblings.

Carry on.

http://www.beliebte-vornamen.de/jahrgang/j1996

Thanks for the heads-up.

The names I used were Udo and Trudi, and I'll admit to knowing an Udo but no Trudis. Also: the events the story is based on occurred around 1990, and the kids in their human phase are 13 and 15, so the appropriate names would date to around 1975. I pulled those names out of my butt to give culturally-illiterate gringo readers a clue that they're German. (So many of those 1996 names are Latinate!) But to make them more contemporary, I'll rename them Lukas and Annika.

Thanks again.

EDIT: Okay, the fix is in. Now I just need to resubmit. Grumble bitch whine moan...