The best pickup line leading to casual sex

[scriptease]

A good double-entendre pickup line with a cover is always an excellent start for a story about casual sex...

In the movie Dumb and Dumber has a pretty good line in it where Harry is trying to pick up Mary. It went something like this:

Harry: Nice set of hooters you got there!
Mary: I beg your pardon?
Harry: The owls! They're beautiful!

Do you know of a really good pickup line that's equally suggestive?

 

[Normal_Person]

Nah, I don't have that many.

 

[YANKEE DAN]

"You remind me of my mother, wanna fuck?"

 

[bisexplicit]

You seriously think that is a good pick up line?

 

[YANKEE DAN]

I don't know, go try it out and get back to us.

 

[intriguess]

"if you are what you eat, I could be you by morning"

 

[Bayoububba]

pickup line

How about, love is over rated, sex is under rated,.... so lets get those ratings up!!
WTF, It sounded good in a drunken stupor!

 

[Wise_Man]

I look like martin fowler, talk like jonathan ross and act like chandler bing , think i would need more than a chat up line lol

 

[Flashlight7.5]

Simple is best

The simpler, the better. Three of my four most successful are variations on the same theme:

1. I like your earrings.

2. I like your hair.

3. You have a beautiful back (works well on exotic dancers).

4. May I kiss you?

 

[borisk]

"is that pledge on your pants?"

"ehhh?"

"I can see myself in them"

 

[manchesterred]

chat up

Try casually going up 2 a girl & explaining that u don't have any decent chat
up lines & u need a couple, can she help/does she know any that work????
Wot will happen (normally does) is she'll start thinking & waffling about best chat up lines for a good 5/10 mins by which time the ice is broken you're both at ease & hey presto say "can i thank you for your suggestions with a drink" and most times there not even aware of wot u have just done.
Try it.

 

[BedtimeStories77]

So, who's writing up the story about cheesy pick up lines? Maybe something like that Will Smith movie where he "teaches" other men to be "smooth" and pick up women?

 

[BlackSnake]

Jim: I saw you over here and I wouldn't forgive myself in the morning if I didn't come over and at least say hi

Jane: Hi ( )

Jim: I'm sure a bunch of guys have already told you how good you look already

Jane: (nod)

Jim: Nice shoes

Jane: ( )

Jim: (seeing her body rocking to the music) Let's dance (extends his arm to provide a path)

Jane: (moving her hips and bouncing her bottom turning her back to Jim)

Jim: (gets closer)

Jane: (moves back making contact)

Jim: (keeps up)

(song ends)

Jim: Let's get a drink

Jane: (nods )

(at the bar)

Jim: What would you have?

Jane: (popular designer drink)

Jim: (puts his hand to the small of her back while leaning to pay for their drinks) I never had one of those drinks.

Jane: It's good

Jim: Can I try it?

Jane: (offers her drink)

Jim: (grabs a straw and sip allow her to hold the glass) It is good. Want to get closer to the dance floor(statement. no asking. telling). (places his hand back to the small of her back as they closer to the dance floor)

Jane: (moving to the music)

Jim: (moves with her moving his hand to her hip keeping up with her rhythm)

(another song)

Jim: (put down his drink and places both hands on her hips) Let's do this

Jane: (finishes her drink and then moves out on the dance floor)

Jim: (dancing much closer allowing her to feel his hard-on pressing it against her body and moving his hands about her waist and hips)

(after to songs Jane is hot)

Jim: Let's grab some air

Jane: (fanning herself in the cool air)

Jim: (guides her to his card) (clean is good enough) (smiling) You really showed some moves in there (moving to no music making contact causing her to lean back against his car. He moves takes her hands and places them to his hips) How does that go (thrusting his hips against her)

Jane: (giggle at his antics)

Jim: (stop, looking into her eyes glancing at her lips moving slower)

Jane: (wets her lips looking at his lips)

Jim: (sees her glance down at his lips and then makes contact with her lips pressing his body against hers, but keeping the kiss gentle waiting for her to kiss more agressively)

Jane: (parts her lips)

Jim: (pulls her tighter against his body. Continue kissing and begins to grind slowly and gently.)

Jane: (gets more into the kiss)

Jim: (feels her agression and pulls gently away looking into her eyes. No smiles. Quickly unlocks his car and holds the back door open for her guiding her in. Kiss and then go down on her getting her bottoms off and toss them out of reach. Get her moaning and don't stop she is holding her own knees to her ankles. Slow your roll, you want an all nighter. Pull up looking into her eyes and nod. Get out shutting the door and get to the drivers seat quickly.) I'm close.

Jane: (climbs over the seat, because she doesn't have her bottoms on)

Jim: (waits for Jane to settle turn her face kissing her gently moving his finger to her clit as he quickly drives off)

 

[Stegral]

mine is...

"I think I like you, Can I blow you ? I have flavoured condoms..."

I just get into a mood on occasion & have an URGE to suck cock...
normally when I am single & haven't done it in a while.
The look on his face when we are done, I grin, say "thanks" & walk away is awesome !!!!!

 

[BlackSnake]

mine is...

"I think I like you, Can I blow you ? I have flavoured condoms..."

I just get into a mood on occasion & have an URGE to suck cock...
normally when I am single & haven't done it in a while.
The look on his face when we are done, I grin, say "thanks" & walk away is awesome !!!!!

Women can do that...bottom line, there is always a guy nearby wanting to fuck her

 

[gargouille]

My best line ever:

"I hate cheezy pick up lines, so I don't use them. You're lovely; wanna dance?"

 

[jerryjwj]

"Hold my beer, while I kiss your girlfriend"

"Hold my beer, while I kiss your girlfriend"

That line has never worked for me. But I keep trying.

Jerry

 

[ironass]

Best two that worked on me:

1. I was waiting tables at a Pizza Hut in Cheyenne. This guy sits in my section, and while I'm taking his order, he looks at me and says, "I've got a cold six-pack in the truck. Do you want to get drunk and fuck, or do you not drink." Needless to say, with only one six-pack, I didn't actually get drunk.

2. Some friends and I had just walked into the bar when this guy comes up to me and says, "Are you going home with anyone tonight?" I tell him I don't know, I just walked in. He says, "OK." and walks away. I party the night away, sometimes noticing him watching me. When the lights come on, he walks over and says, "Are you ready to go?" I did.