The best pick up line you ever used or heard......

[Thumper]

Why the fuck....

has no one ever said that to me???? Seriously if a sexy lady ever said that to me..I would just figure OK lord take me now...my life's dream has been fulfilled...

For Siren's Adonis.....Lucky Bastard!

 

[Siren]

OKAY, THUMPER.........

 

[Naked Hunny]

Thumper!?!

If we were alone, I would kiss you so deep, long, wet and passionately that the center of my universe would be your mouth, tongue and body, until the center of your universe was my mouth, tongue and body."

hehe thanks Siren now i know how to get Thumper into bed!!

 

[Siren]

NOPE...Naked Hunny.

 

[Naked Hunny]

oh damn you Siren you are no fun! Well i cant say that ill have to wait till i find out!!

 

[*Eve*]

Is that a mirror in your pocket? Because I can see myself in your pants.

 

[KillerMuffin]

Ya'll can shoot me for bringing this back later

I just discovered a pick up line that I've effectively used without even realizing it.

When I chatted religiously like a lifeless twit, okay, so that hasn't changed, I made a little .wav of my voice for a friend of mine. She passed it on *wrinkles her nose*

I've received two marriage proposals from it, and three offers to be kept, and one offer of a quickie fuck in exchange for his aunt's pot bellied pig named Rosetta, later amended to an offer of just giving me the pig, unless I really wanted the quickie fuck too.

Can ya pick the movie I ripped it from?

*breathy, moany, nearly orgasmic voice*

"If I let you suck on my tongue...would you be grateful?"

 

[dingus34]

hey muffin i believe i used a line from the same movie on u in the chat room....i can eat a peach for hours it was when we first met see ya
dingus

 

[Canucklehead922]

How about...

(Man to Woman):

"Hi, I just moved here and I'm looking for a job. Do you have an opening I could fill?"

 

[SimplySouthern]

Heard a good one...

"Take me to bed or lose me forever"

OK..so I'm easy....LOL

 

[Naked Hunny]

SIREN!!

I used your wonderful Pickup line onmy sweetie( ok my umm bedbuddy) his response is dont go anywhere im on my way hehe thanks!!

 

[Nexxus]

I don't know any spectacular lines, but a friend of mine once picked up a girl by standing next to her, looking up at the ceiling fans and saying "isn't it amazing the way they just keep going round and round like that?"


Nex

 

[Siren]

SO TELL US WHAT HAPPENED WHEN HE GOT OVER

 

[Naked Hunny]

details details

Nope those are between me, him, the security door, the stairs, oh and the lil old lady in apt 1.

 

[*Eve*]

You're body is like Visa, it is everywhere I want to be.

 

[Cocoa]

these are ALL so GREAT! If only guys would use some of them on me. *sigh*

Got to contribute, though, right boys and girls? So here's my fav-o-rite pick-up line:

This face is leaving in 10 minutes. Be on it!