The Best Laugh Of Today

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I was busy working when someone sent me a link, and I tried to stay quiet when I read it, but no, that didn't happen. The pictures and story are priceless. I can't lie... The looks on the faces of the loser couple and the outgoing couple had me howling.

bill The Rapist checking out the new First Lady, then getting caught by hillary was amusing as hell too.

There's one thing that would have made it better. To have a camera on the clintons and obamas in their plastic chairs during Trump's speech about the previous greedy bastards in the White House.

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What was your favorite memory of today's political showboating?
 
"This American carnage stops right here and stops right now!"

Even with a speech someone else wrote for him, he's clueless.
 
Looks like Trump could have cut back on the security forces. Wasteful government spending!
 
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The rest of the country hated obama,

Well, no they didn't. Apparently you aren't aware (because you are an idiot) that he leaves the presidency with the highest approval rating of any president in modern time--and about 20 points ahead of The Donald's rating coming into office. And need it be mentioned that the photos show that twice as many people attended Obama's 2009 inauguration than were out there for The Donald today? You don't see this because you are easily conned--as Trump proved.
 
Well, no they didn't. Apparently you aren't aware (because you are an idiot) that he leaves the presidency with the highest approval rating of any president in modern time--and about 20 points ahead of The Donald's rating coming into office. And need it be mentioned that the photos show that twice as many people attended Obama's 2009 inauguration than were out there for The Donald today? You don't see this because you are easily conned--as Trump proved.

Nice try. I didn't even vote for his dumb ass, but he's an acceptable alternative to the better man.

obama was/is widely hated, regardless of you and your little clan of buddies think. I hope it doesn't take Trump too long to unfuck what he can of obama's shitty legacy. The polls mean little - think of how positive everyone was that the clinton cunt would win, and the accuracy of the polls sure showed us how badly Trump would be beaten. Damn they were right on the money, he was handily beaten in the........ Wait, what? Who won? Oh shit, maybe those polls aren't so good after all. I guess their numbers aren't so accurate after all.

There sure is an impressive history that obama is leaving though. Too bad so little of it is positive. I honestly feel sorry for your little brain when you mumble and sputter about the hillary and her kenyan friend. It would be all cute and shit if it wasn't so pathetic. Idiot.
 
WATCH: Flight attendant gives shout-out to planeload of ‘nasty women’ flying to DC for Women’s March

A flight attendant on Spirit Airlines saluted the “nasty women” on her flight into Baltimore on Friday, urging them to “look out for their fellow sisters” at the National Women’s March on Washington on Saturday.

Mashable reported that the flight attendant took a quick survey.

“I just want to know, how many of you are going to the March on Washington?” she said as the plane began its descent.

“You guys are going to the Women’s March, right? Let’s get a round of applause for all the nasty women on board,” she said. “Stay safe, stay hydrated, have a good time, watch out for your fellow sisters. Just remember, we don’t take no ‘ish’ from no man.”

The marchers and other supporters on the plane whooped and pumped their fists in response.

Tomorrow Trumpikins will face the first of the protests to his Presidency. Of course discounting the mini-riots in DC today which I don't count because they were not planned in detail by Nasty Women.:)
 
The biggest laugh is all those Hypocrites that are for free speech except when it does not have the same view as themselves.
 
Ha ha! This is pretty funny!

Trump yesterday:

"For too long, a small group in our nation’s capital has reaped the rewards of government while the people have borne the cost."


Trump's very first act as Prez:

First hour of Trump Administration—a 1.4% cut in income for 10% of Americans

The Trump administration, in its first hour, rescinded a scheduled decrease in FHA insurance rates that benefit lower-income and middle-class homeowners.* This will be a $488 bite (average) to 12 million homeowners.*www.latimes.com/...

The FHA guaranteed 1,258,000 mortgages in 2016. The average home cost $195,068. The FHA rate was scheduled to drop 0.25%. With this act, the average cost to a homeowner PER YEAR will be $488. The average length of time a homeowner pays mortgage insurance is 11 years, so approximately 12 million homeowners will be impacted. The total impact is about $5,400 over the 11 years for someone who got FHA mortgage insurance in 2016. Only homes under $660,000 are eligible, so this impacts mainly lower-income and middle-class borrowers who are not able to pull together a 20% down-payment for a home.*portal.hud.gov/...

What does this mean? The average household is 2.6 persons, so this impacts 31.2 million people, 10% of the US population of 324 million. For these households their house will cost an extra 2.5%. Or, one could think of it as equivalent to a 23% increase in property taxes. Or, as equivalent to a 1.4% tax hike on a household with the median US income $55,775. (They pay 31.5% tax + social security plus an average of $2,127 property tax on their home.) This is not insignificant!

This will bring in an additional $5.9 billion per year, to an agency that says it has met it’s statutory capital requirement. In 2013 there was a shortfall, but the finances of the FHA are strong now. This reversal is the new fiscal policy of Ben Carson and President Trump. Not good for the average American
 
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Really?

I thought they voted for him because things are SO BAD. He's bringing JOBS back. It's an American carnage out there!*

*Sorry, we're too busy working in a country with near full employment.

Sorry. Trump supporters work.
 
Really?

I thought they voted for him because things are SO BAD. He's bringing JOBS back. It's an American carnage out there!*

*Sorry, we're too busy working in a country with near full employment.

No, they're right. Things are so bad GM laid of 2,000 workers on the day of Trump's inauguration and have another 1,300 scheduled to lose their jobs in March.

Also, as a result of Trump's election, Microsoft is firing 700 employees this week and from what I hear, IBM has the hatchet out as well.

All thanks to Trump.
 
bill The Rapist checking out the new First Lady, then getting caught by hillary was amusing as hell too.

I didn't realize consensual sex is rape. Must be like when Trump's first wife accused him of raping her to which Trump replied, "A married man can't rape his wife."

Then again, maybe Bill was going to grab Malania by the pussy. After all, Trump has told us women like that kind of thing.

There's one thing that would have made it better. To have a camera on the clintons and obamas in their plastic chairs during Trump's speech about the previous greedy bastards in the White House.

It's funny to hear Trump talk about greed when he's the one who was siphoning money as fast he could from his Atlantic City casinos while they were plunging into bankruptcy.

As to being in chains, with the number of investigations already under way about Trump and his associates, it's only a matter of time until he's the one led away in chains.

http://www.marketwatch.com/story/senate-panel-to-investigate-potential-links-between-russia-trump-campaign-2017-01-13

http://www.cbsnews.com/news/report-law-enforcement-looking-into-russian-communications/

http://www.cbsnews.com/news/before-trump-was-sworn-in-people-were-betting-on-impeachment/

He already has an ethics violation filed against him so it won't be long:

http://money.cnn.com/2017/01/20/news/trump-conflicts-inauguration/index.html
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Really?

I thought they voted for him because things are SO BAD. He's bringing JOBS back. It's an American carnage out there!*

*Sorry, we're too busy working in a country with near full employment.

It is an American carnage and amid it all you are the "carnage flower". How lucky we are to have you to keep us above the fray.
 
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