The Best Laid Plans...

[sb2009]

ah, so today, Saturday, day of running offspring around from planned activity to planned activity...I saw a window of three hours where BOTH OF THEM would be out of the house. I frantically dropped off each, did errands, etc...to return home to surprise husDOM (thank you for title, HOTTIEMOM!) thinking I was in for some totally sadistic screaming, no kids in house, full one thrashing mode fucking.....

and returned to EMPTY HOUSE. I called to say "where the fuck are you???" sadly, he was helping a friend out and would be a few hours. And said "you need to plan better. And inform me of these plans."

 

[HottieMama]

ah, so today, Saturday, day of running offspring around from planned activity to planned activity...I saw a window of three hours where BOTH OF THEM would be out of the house. I frantically dropped off each, did errands, etc...to return home to surprise husDOM (thank you for title, HOTTIEMOM!) thinking I was in for some totally sadistic screaming, no kids in house, full one thrashing mode fucking.....

and returned to EMPTY HOUSE. I called to say "where the fuck are you???" sadly, he was helping a friend out and would be a few hours. And said "you need to plan better. And inform me of these plans."

You're welcome!!! (We don't use a title like Sir or Master, so on forums he is HusDom.)

Your story was funny and I can't tell you how many times the same thing has happened to me.

 

[sb2009]

ok, PHEW was thinking I was INEPT.

I felt like such a dork. And then of course spent some time by myself texting him what I was doing.

 

[StrayKat]

I called to say "where the fuck are you???"

I seem to be doing that a lot, though he is never out when I actually want him to be

 

[sb2009]

of course...lately, he is in unless I know in advance. But today, of course, he was out. Grrrg.

 

[KellysCrack]

I always think I have it down, get the kids to sleep and have some fun, unfortunately they can outlast me on some days. I think gee tonight we will sneak down to the basement...zzzzz

Maybe when they get older and are doing more of their own things...ha-ha

At 5 & 7 they still want mommy to sleep with them when they have nightmares.

 

[ecstaticsub]

I always think I have it down, get the kids to sleep and have some fun, unfortunately they can outlast me on some days. I think gee tonight we will sneak down to the basement...zzzzz

Maybe when they get older and are doing more of their own things...ha-ha

At 5 & 7 they still want mommy to sleep with them when they have nightmares.

Don't count on things getting better as they get older. My young teens are homebodies. Plus they stay up later and sleep lighter.

Oh well..lol

 

[graceanne]

Don't count on things getting better as they get older. My young teens are homebodies. Plus they stay up later and sleep lighter.

Oh well..lol

I had a friend who had to make a rule that her teen was in his room by ten. She didn't care if he was asleep, but he had to be in his room. He was bitching about this, kept asking why he had to be in his room, etc., etc., when her husband got fed up and told him. "Cause I'm not getting any!"

He not only stopped bugging her about why, but he ran from the room with his fingers in his ears going 'LALALALALA I'M NOT LISTENING'.

Teach him to be nosy.

 

[Abraxas Winterlight]

I had a friend who had to make a rule that her teen was in his room by ten. She didn't care if he was asleep, but he had to be in his room. He was bitching about this, kept asking why he had to be in his room, etc., etc., when her husband got fed up and told him. "Cause I'm not getting any!"

He not only stopped bugging her about why, but he ran from the room with his fingers in his ears going 'LALALALALA I'M NOT LISTENING'.

Teach him to be nosy.

ROTFL

 

[ultramarineblue]

I had a friend who had to make a rule that her teen was in his room by ten. She didn't care if he was asleep, but he had to be in his room. He was bitching about this, kept asking why he had to be in his room, etc., etc., when her husband got fed up and told him. "Cause I'm not getting any!"

He not only stopped bugging her about why, but he ran from the room with his fingers in his ears going 'LALALALALA I'M NOT LISTENING'.

Teach him to be nosy.

Nice!!!!!!!

 

[graceanne]

ROTFL

Nice!!!!!!!

Yep. I laughed my ASS of when she told me the story. Reminds me of the conversation me and my (then) 8 year old had about why I could have a lock on my bedroom door and she couldn't.

 

[ultramarineblue]

Yep. I laughed my ASS of when she told me the story. Reminds me of the conversation me and my (then) 8 year old had about why I could have a lock on my bedroom door and she couldn't.

Those are some of the best kinds of stories!

 

[graceanne]

Those are some of the best kinds of stories!

Yeah. When we moved into our apartments (before the house we're in) one of the first things K did was put a lock on our bedroom door. (It's a real mood killer when I spend the whole time going "Shh! Did you hear something?") My daughter wanted us to put a lock on her door, too, and I refused. She asked why, I said 'because i said so', and she kept nagging and nagging AND NAGGING. About two months later I'd had it and decided to give her a lesson in minding her own business. I told her the truth. "Because me and Daddy don't want you guys walking in on us when we're having sex."

"You guys still do that?"

"C'mon, we had this conversation when you were six."

"But, mom! You're fixed! Why do you still do that?"

"Cause it's fun?"

"EW!" (runs from room with her fingers in her ears)


I laughed and laughed, and called K and we laughed together. On the down side every time we disappeared in our room, over the next year, for more than a minute that little perv though were having sex.

 

[ultramarineblue]

On the down side every time we disappeared in our room, over the next year, for more than a minute that little perv though were having sex.

I would have to play up that part. Could lead to more running "ewwww's."

 

[graceanne]

I would have to play up that part. Could lead to more running "ewwww's."

Actually it got kind of annoying. I finally told her to get her mind out of the gutter, 'cause me and Daddy don't have sex when they're awake.

 

[ultramarineblue]

Actually it got kind of annoying. I finally told her to get her mind out of the gutter, 'cause me and Daddy don't have sex when they're awake.

Ugh. Yeah, I can definitely see how that would be annoying. I forget how persistent kids can be.

 

[Evil_Geoff]

At least the little one didn't ask "Can I watch?"

 

[graceanne]

At least the little one didn't ask "Can I watch?"

LOL I did that to my mom when I was six.

 

[sb2009]

my oldest has been gagging at any physical touching between my husand and I...it got so annoying that i ended up telling her that she was going to have to leave the room if she was so disgusted. I mean, really...we are talking hugs,quick kisses, sitting close to each other....

 

[graceanne]

my oldest has been gagging at any physical touching between my husand and I...it got so annoying that i ended up telling her that she was going to have to leave the room if she was so disgusted. I mean, really...we are talking hugs,quick kisses, sitting close to each other....

Makes sense to me. That would annoy me, too.

 

[sb2009]

i'm thinking that I am going to be annoyed a lot in the next few years...

 

[AbiNormyl]

My son who is 4 and an only child seems to know when Mommy and Daddy are touching and he always shows up to get in the middle of us. Now mind you, the touch doesn't even have to be sexual, we just have to be touching. Oh and there is nothing like deciding to have sex at 430 in the morning and in the middle of things your son wakes up and says "Mommy where's Daddy?"