the benefits of a women's liberal arts college...

[bad_luck_bunny]

what's your opinion?

i suffer here, but there are advatages...give me a while to think of them...

whilst i ponder...read this:

Panamo: they need to change the converse alma mater
PoohnEeyore: lol...why
Panamom: standing w/open arms, standing alone, watching her children down through the years...does that sound like converse is preparing women for leadership? More like preparing them to lay on their backs like bugs for men to impregnate
PoohnEeyore: LMAO
PoohnEeyore: like bugs?
Panamo: LIKE BIG OLD DRIPPY BUGS
PoohnEeyore: <Falls down in convulsing fits of laughter>
PoohnEeyore: eeewww
Panamo: she should be the CEO of a fortune 500 watching the peons in her company push paper
Panamo: imagine a cocktail party
Panamo: socialite club scene
Panamo: everyone is discussing their college alma mater
Panamo: u look stunning in a fly blue dress and diamonds out the wazoo
PoohnEeyore: lol
Panamo: set in white gold
PoohnEeyore: oooo
Panamo: u make your way to the punch bowl
PoohnEeyore: yes
Panamom: u daintily pick up a drink and a cute little finger sandwich...
PoohnEeyore: lol
Panamo: when who should u see?...
PoohnEeyore: who
Panamo: JIMMY SMITS
PoohnEeyore: <convulsions>
Panamo: he is a cornell grad
PoohnEeyore: mmhmm
Panamo: he says "my god, u r stunning"
PoohnEeyore: yes...i like
Panamo: he says, "what school did u attend"
PoohnEeyore: oh no
Panamo: u sheepishly say "Converse College"
PoohnEeyore: aaaa
PoohnEeyore: <cringe>
Panamo: but u are confident in your liberal arts education, your 80,000 dollar women's school
PoohnEeyore: lol
Panamo: jimbo smiles winks and says, "ahh how amazing, u connies are very smart and sexy"
PoohnEeyore: yes...
PoohnEeyore: continue
Panamo: u know that u and he are hitting it off
PoohnEeyore: mmhmm
Panamo: he says may i get u a crepe?
PoohnEeyore: lol
Panamo: u say sure
PoohnEeyore: yes
Panamo: as he goes away u steal a moment to freshen up your makeup
Panamo: when..
PoohnEeyore: oh no...this doesn't sound good
Panamo: u hear the yale grads burst into their alma mater
PoohnEeyore: noooo
Panamo: not to be outdone, the princetons begin to sing
PoohnEeyore: aaaaa
Panamo: but the harvards must, for college pride, do the best
PoohnEeyore: <shudders>
Panamo: then...out of the nypd blue...
PoohnEeyore: lol
Panamo: HERE COMES JIMMY W/ YOUR CREPE!!!
PoohnEeyore: yes..
Panamom: he strolls over to u...
PoohnEeyore: mmhmm
Panamo: puts his arm around you and says w/ that sexy voice of his
PoohnEeyore: continue
Panamo: and says "here" and smiles-u know that sexy smile
PoohnEeyore: yeah<drools>
Panamo: as the ivies duel with their voices in the background...
Panamo: jimmy says "reminds me of my alma mater"...
PoohnEeyore: mmhmm
Panamo: and serenades you (cornell has a good one)
PoohnEeyore: ooooo
Panamo: and then...
Panamo: with that smile...
Panamo: that melts hearts like butter...
PoohnEeyore: yes
Panamo he asks you "hey arent u a diva? sing yours to me"
PoohnEeyore: noooooooo
Panamo: the last four words echo like a nightmare
Panamo: you begin to stammer...jimmy does not know, for he figures a women's college bent on leadership will empower.
PoohnEeyore: mmhmm
Panamo: so...not to displease...you sing "standing w/open arms, standing alone, watching her children down through the years, hearing their laughter and seeing their tears"...
Panamo: your voice and diction are impeccable, but it cannot cover the emptiness of the words...:-[
PoohnEeyore: <whimpers>
Panamo: and jimmy smiles..
PoohnEeyore: hmm
Panamo: but it is not the butter melting smile of yester-minute
PoohnEeyore: nooo
Panamo: it is the smile of the jester-the mad man of the court.
PoohnEeyore: <sobs>
Panamo: he coolly asks "and how many kids have you?"
Panamo: .."and whose wifey?"
Panamo: you promptly slap his thespian ass and leave
PoohnEeyore: lol
Panamo: but nothing can fix a night that would have been perfect if not for the dreaded alma mater
Panamo: the end

 

[abahb831]

if only it weren't for the alma mater...

 

[InosentChik]

Conniverse

Oh my...need I say more? but I will...the alma mater seems a little off to me, its like yeah, lets be independent and yet sit at home and watch our children leave...hm...its a paradox!! The benefits...you can go to class in your pj's...male professors are nicer here cause they will get conspired against and jumped...you can also use it as an excuse to get out of traffic tickets... I would know!! Red Devil Pride!!

 

[bad_luck_bunny]

let's see...

is there hope?

ya know, we might not end up with three bad-ass kids, married to a drunk we have to support, living in a trailer park trying to end it all slowly by drinking cheap liquor and smoking newports...

but connieland produces the kind of women who end up trophy wives..good republican mothers who spend their lives doing empty vlounteer work hoping it will gain them approval from a few other bitches...

i shall weep for them...



thank God no one reads this thread

 

[seXieleXie]

yeah, those cornell grads are hotties.

 

[Crescent Connie]

The benefits? You can marry old miserly white men, and watch your children down through the years. You can keep them and watch them safe from harm, and see their laughter and hear their tears! You can learn how to sew and cook, and call your husband lord and master. You can learn to weave baskets under water. You can even learn how to be a proper prostitute because of the practice you get with male guest housing, and when you are done, you can even learn how to auit the profits!!!

 

[bad_luck_bunny]

You can learn to weave baskets under water. You can even learn how to be a proper prostitute because of the practice you get with male guest housing, and when you are done, you can even learn how to auit the profits!!!

thanks i needed that

 

[abahb831]

i have recently been informed that the alma mater was a joke played by someone when the school was having a contest for the best lyrics...does this tell us something...hmmm...may be so

 

[bad_luck_bunny]

i have recently been informed that the alma mater was a joke played by someone when the school was having a contest for the best lyrics...does this tell us something... [/QUOTE

i'd expect no less from CC...

 

[abahb831]

i'd expect no less from CC... [/B]

there's not much we can expect from them

 

[RedDevilAngel05]

let's see...

is there hope?

ya know, we might not end up with three bad-ass kids, married to a drunk we have to support, living in a trailer park trying to end it all slowly by drinking cheap liquor and smoking newports...

but connieland produces the kind of women who end up trophy wives..good republican mothers who spend their lives doing empty vlounteer work hoping it will gain them approval from a few other bitches...

i shall weep for them...



thank God no one reads this thread

LOL girl that's so true! We have to pay like 80 thousand dollars for 4 years of college there so we better become trophy wives and all that other good stuff! I still can't believe we have to pay an extra $12 to have our degree named on our diploma! Crazy!
c/o 2005!!

 

[abahb831]

I still can't believe we have to pay an extra $12 to have our degree named on our diploma! Crazy!
c/o 2005!!

dang...didn't know about that one...it's the conspiracy at work again...

 

[bad_luck_bunny]

are these forums a way for you know who to meet men?

any success?

 

[Lasz]

I will just stay at my large public school, thank you.

 

[RedDevilAngel05]

are these forums a way for you know who to meet men?

any success?

Who's you know who?

 

[bad_luck_bunny]

I will just stay at my large public school, thank you.

large public school? what's that?

 

[abahb831]

I will just stay at my large public school, thank you.

good for you...you're better off that way

 

[Mona Lisa]

I swear I must have gotten 3 mailings a week from Converse for my entire senior year! I'm suddenly quite glad they all got trashed.

 

[bad_luck_bunny]

Who's you know who?

better question: would you wanna meet some men from a forum? this one in particular...

 

[abahb831]

I swear I must have gotten 3 mailings a week from Converse for my entire senior year! I'm suddenly quite glad they all got trashed.

only three...you were lucky...they usually send about 20...it's all about the money you know

 

[Queersetti]

I read this whole thread because I thought somebody was going to come out of the closet.

 

[Pyper]

Converse College? I thought Converse was a shoe.

 

[abahb831]

Converse College? I thought Converse was a shoe.

i'm gonna let that one go...but i warn you...don't go there


as for Mona Lisa....
Be glad you never corresponded with Converse...once you start it never stops...always asking for money...and then they call you and say please give money to the $20,000 a yr. college...

 

[RedDevilAngel05]

Converse College? I thought Converse was a shoe.

It is a shoe. We get actual Converse All-Stars when we graduate.
pride!

 

[bad_luck_bunny]

I read this whole thread because I thought somebody was going to come out of the closet.

are you for real? sorry to disappoint...