The BDSM cat

[satindesire]

This kitty was very bad. And it gets a good spanking.

As a matter of fact, I think s/he wears the poor Dom plumb out!

http://www.boreme.com/boreme/funny-2007/spanking-cat-again-p1.php

 

[Shankara20]

damn pussies...

 

[CurlyKat]

That might be the most awesome thing I've seen today. Wonder if my cat would go for it... much more fun than letting him drool all over me when I get home (and no, he's not old, nor missing any teeth, nor brain damaged. He just likes to leave his mouth open a little instead of swallowing the spit).

 

[WriterDom]

A lady at fetlife offered me a cat today. She's 3 years old and very pretty. But I never met a cat I didn't like.

 

[sinnocence]

Oh my god, that is too funny. I had to bookmark it. I *love* how the cat falls off then jumps right back up like he doesn't wanna miss a single swat.

 

[VelvetDarkness]

That is fantastic. I gotta start training mine.

 

[satindesire]

The cat that I had with my ex, Chiquita, oh man...she LOVED to be spanked like that. She even reacted the same way as that guy's cat, meowing and purring really loudly.

To her, it was like it was a better form of petting. Like petting, only more intense!

None of my cats now like to be spanked, but you could literally beat the kidneys out of Chiquita and she'd just meow for more!

 

[Yasashii_Kaze]

God, this just made my day. I bet one of my girls would like this. Probably Willow, since she likes being scratched really roughly.

 

[DVS]

God, this just made my day. I bet one of my girls would like this. Probably Willow, since she likes being scratched really roughly.

All of the cats I've had (neutered males) have had a thing about being patted right at the base of the tail. They mostly seem to enjoy it. They meow and raise their tail up, nearly straight in the air.

I'd think it was jiggling something of their maleness, but they are all neutered, so there's really nothing to jiggle. But, I have noticed this in all of my cats. Of course, I've never seen the extreme of the cat in the video. And those are not hard paddles. They sound more like smurf paddles, when they hit.

See how the cat in the video raises it's ass? Is this cat maybe a female in heat? They do tend to enjoy any kind of touching when in heat...good or bad, hard or soft. You know how women are...when she wants it, she's going after it, one way or the other. Satisfaction is the only thing on her mind.

And they say men have a one track mind.

 

[satindesire]

Just for the kitty lovers: A poem.

Skimbleshanks: The Railway Cat

There's a whisper down the line at 11:39
When the Night Mail's ready to depart,
Saying 'Skimble where is Skimble has he gone to hunt the thimble?
We must find him or the train can't start.'
All the guards and all the porters and the stationmaster's daughters
They are searching high and low,
Saying 'Skimble where is Skimble for unless he's very nimble
Then the Night Mail just can't go.'
At 11:42 then the signal's nearly due
And the passengers are frantic to a man -
Then Skimble will appear and he'll saunter to the rear:
He's been busy in the luggage van!
He gives one flash of his glass-green eyes
And the signal goes 'All Clear!'
And we're off at last for the northern part
Of the Northern Hemisphere!

You may say that by and large it is Skimble who's in charge
Of the Sleeping Car Express.
From the driver and the guards to the bagmen playing cards
He will supervise them all, more or less.
Down the corridor he paces and examines all the faces
Of the travellers in the First and in the Third;
He establishes control by a regular patrol
And he'd know at once if anything occurred.
He will watch you without winking and he sees what you are thinking
And it's certain that he doesn't approve
Of hilarity and riot, so the folk are very quiet
When Skimble is about and on them ove.
You can play no pranks with Skimbleshanks!
He's a Cat that cannot be ignored;
So nothing goes wrong on the Northern Mail
When Skimbleshanks is aboard.

Oh it's very pleasant when you have found your little den
With your name written up on the door.
And the berth is very neat with a newly folded sheet
And there's not a speck of dust on the floor.
There is every sort of light - you can make it dark or bright;
There's a button that you turn to make a breeze.
There's a funny little basin you're supposed to wash your face in
And a crank to shut the window if you sneeze.
Then the guard looks in politely and will ask you very brightly
'Do you like your morning tea weak or strong?'
But Skimble's just behind him and was ready to remind him,
For Skimble won't let anything go wrong.
And when you creep into your cosy berth
And pull up the counterpane,
You are bound to admit that it's very nice
To know that you won't be bothered by mice -
You can leave all that to the Railway Cat,
The Cat of the Railway Train!

In the middle of the night he is always fresh and bright;
Every now and then he has a cup of tea
With perhaps a drop of Scotch while he's keeping on the watch,
Only stopping here and there to catch a flea.
You were fast asleep at Crewe and so you never knew
That he was walking up and down the station;
You were sleeping all the while he was busy at Carlisle,
Where he greets the stationmaster with elation.
But you saw him at Dumfries, where he summons the police
If there's anything they ought to know about:
When you get to Gallowgate there you do not have to wait -
For Skimbleshanks will help you to get out!
He gives you a wave of his long brown tail
Which says: 'I'll see you again!
You'll meet without fail on the Midnight Mail
The Cat of the Railway Train.'

~ T.S. Eliot ~

 

[krym]

i laughed so hard when i watched this video. i had a grey tabby that looooved to have his butt paddled like that, but because he wasn't neutered it would arouse him and then he'd just be ticked off and go nuts LOL

thanks for the chuckle. i shared it with my Master and he said "that is twisted and silly....LOL" we enjoyed it greatly...