The BB according to Never (once again, unbridled nonsense)

[Silverlily]

Todd, lavender, and WriteDom can't play. Well, ok, lavender can if she provides pics. (Can't WriterDom stay? He brings such great toys.)

The offical flag will be a pyramid with an eye.

The offical song will be:
Row, row, row your boat
gently down the stream.
Putt, putt, putt, putt,
I'm a submarine!

The offical motto will be:
"I am so taller than Tweety!"


My god, you crack me up! Thank you!

 

[Never]

"You may call it ?nonsense? if you like but I?ve heard nonsense, compared to which that would be as sensible as a dictionary!"
(I should remember where that quote is from but my mind isn't running backward today)

I try to entertain; or at least to entertain as many people as I irritate so it all evens out in the end.

 

[Laurel]

Lewis Carroll's Through the Looking Glass. Or Alice in Wonderland. I'm 80% sure it's one of those.

 

[Silverlily]

I try to entertain;

You succeed, to hell with those that are irritated.

 

[Problem Child]

Never is the Seinfeld of Literotica.

even-steven.

 

[Laurel]

LOL! PC nails it, once again.

 

[lavender]

 

[Laurel]

You're right. How dare you, Never!

Now lavy, slip me a few naughty pics and I just might be able to get this Never girl off your back.

(Psst...hot Lavy pics for sale! who'll start the bidding?)

(Gotta pay the bandwidth bill somehow... )

 

[lavender]

 

[Mensa]

Picture this

OOOHHH!!! Lavy without her disguise. COOL!!

 

[Never]

(Oh, no, the tide of the board is turning against me.. Better think of something and but quick... )

Wait a second, I'm not sexually harassing her at all.. Er, I submit that I'm a minority group on this board and that by requesting that I see lavender's bodacious (I love that word) ta-tas I'm only expressing myself.. Er, as many board members have done before me without being punished for it.

As for this accusation, I think the records clearly show that I was going to try and kick her off the board long before the discussion of ta-tas came up.

(Hmmm, that sounds good.)

 

[Svedish_Chef]

Fuck I have Never, laurel and lavender on one thread and my crush is trying to throw off Jessica Rabbit's best friend... help

Laurel-Tweety, please mediate and mediate good. Even if you did bring up lavenders bodacious tata's again.