The Battle of the Five Armies

[neci]

Popcorn.

 

[stellarmuse]

Hope you have a better experience watching it than I did.

 

[Everyday_Man]

Hope you have a better experience watching it than I did.

Couldn't have been worse than the people who went to see the Dark Knight Rises on opening night.

 

[pointless]

i will never finish that movie. fuck peter jackson. i hope he dies screaming.

 

[Everyday_Man]

i will never finish that movie. fuck peter jackson. i hope he dies screaming.

What did Peter Jackson do? (He wasn't banging the hobbits against their will, was he? Poor little bastards).

 

[IrezumiKiss]

Soon as The Hobbit extended editions are collected and released in a box set to complement my LOTR extended edition box set, I will be doing this with no fucks given:

https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/736x/7b/90/26/7b9026a5a60539ed961c8f4a37f23622.jpg

because that is what you do when one-in-a-lifetime movies like these come out.

 

[pointless]

he made a boring, bloated piece of shit series of movies out of one the first novels i ever read and enjoyed as a child.

 

[IrezumiKiss]

he made a boring, bloated piece of shit series of movies out of one the first novels i ever read and enjoyed as a child.

Granted, I re-watch them with drinks now.

 

[pointless]

i'd need something harder.

like heroin.

my internet would also have to be out.

also, other things.

 

[Bacigalupo]

http://kotaku.com/now-theres-a-three-hour-cut-of-the-hobbit-trilogy-1681224543

http://observationdeck.kinja.com/the-battle-of-dol-guldur-1708118567

 

[lovecraft68]

i will never finish that movie. fuck peter jackson. i hope he dies screaming.

Seriously. Lord of the Rings was pretty good. These Hobbit movies are the epitome of milking something both were boring as fucking hell and I have no interest in seeing the last one.

 

[Magnetron]

I prefer weekday matinees.

he made a boring, bloated piece of shit series of movies out of one the first novels i ever read and enjoyed as a child.

Less chance of babies crying through the movie.

 

[gotsnowgotslush]

"It should be Uwe Boll!
hes the only one who can do it justice"

-BoomerP

(Boomer numbers person reminds me that Boomer's av is missing from the GB. It is nice to see some of the missing avs tonight.)

 

[yossi]

I'd rather watch the Rankin/Bass cartoon version. I didn't enjoy the first two Hobbit movies at all. What a disappointment.

 

[lovecraft68]

I'd rather watch the Rankin/Bass cartoon version. I didn't enjoy the first two Hobbit movies at all. What a disappointment.

The first two were enough to make you root for Smaug in the last one.

Not that I haven't always rooted for him, but this time there are many more reasons....like the entire cast and the director and the one book stretched to three movie plot....