The Bastard...

SEVERUSMAX

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....he is Keith Maclean, a Scotsman born out of wedlock who has determined to turn society's rules on their head. All of his life, he has been insulted and attacked for being born out of wedlock. He has been blamed for the "sins" of his parents, but that has only turned him against religion in all traditional forms. His main reaction has been to fuck whomever he pleased, without regard for any rules or limitations on the "procreative act". Of course, he isn't dumb enough to limit his sex life to purely procreative sex. Oral and anal are fine too.

His main theory, which he as a now popular science-fiction writer is presenting to many of his readers, is that the "procreative act is NEVER wrong", to quote of one of his characters. This has stirred up controversy, to say the least. He doesn't even condemn adultery in any form, as it a part of the procreative act. Anything that might stimulate and encourage such things, such as masturbation and porn, is good as well.

At 50, he has been divorced 5 times and doesn't plan to remarry. He simply doesn't want to lose more cash in costly divorce settlements, as he is never faithful to any of his wives. Nor does he restrict himself from fucking other men's wives, though he takes great pleasure in letting them know if they are not the father. That's always a nice way to end an affair when he doesn't wish to continue it, such as when he impregnates a woman who might want marriage. He doesn't mind providing for the child, but he has no plans of making any woman an "honest woman". Besides, that's the whole point: to him, bastardy is as good as pregnancy within marriage.

At this point, he's looking for a new sexual adventure, so he has decided to seek out some women in the States, particularly women from minority backgrounds. He also wants to see if he can bed a few feminists, though preferably not radical ones, since they would be a total turn-off. The kick for him is that many feminists have denounced his books along with the religious right as "objectifying and exploiting women". If he can "convince" a few that such things aren't so bad, it will be nice. Hell, he has even thought of banging a few celebrities and nuns, just to see if he can do it. Yes, there are so many women, so little time to fuck all of them.

Naturally, he will keep his hands off underage women, though to a Scotsman, 18 is an absurd age of consent. He just doesn't want to end up in prison. Amazing what one can do when one discovers a rare immunity to all known STDs and HIV. That's the final catalyst that has provoked him to turn so wild. Every new STD (including HIV), he worries that he might not be immune to it, but he always turns out to be. It was almost as if Someone wanted him to pursue this kind of hobby. Then again, he was an atheist. No sense is such issues or questions for him. Life was chaos, to which society overreacted with TOO MUCH order.

Any takers for his new American partners?
 
the8thdeadlysin said:
I'll give it a try, how do we start off?

Depends on if you're a male player or a female. Maclean is not even remotely bi. I just don't get that from his persona. He's a hard-drinking, womanizing Scotsman.
 
sounds like my kind of man (not sure if thats a good thing lol)...I'm in ;)

Name: Emi
Age: 21
Occupation: Literature student, and a big fan of Keith Maclean.
Looks: brunette, slim, cute face, blue eyes
 
Keith

OOC: welcome aboard, all of you. You're both welcum to join in, since Keith is a bit of a ladies' man anyway.

IC: He saw them at his book signing. Three of the loveliest women he had ever seen, and he had seen quite a few in his day. He wondered if they were married or involved, not that such things ever stopped him. He was never one to be faithful, and he figured that marriage should never stop anyone from engaging in "the procreative act". To stop now would be hypocrisy, since he had taken a clear stand based on his own "illegitimacy".

It was his defiance and revolt against a world that frowned upon his very existence. Well, he showed them, hadn't he? He'd proved that he had as much right to be here as anyone else. He was a best-selling writer, and those who looked down upon him when he was a child were completely obscure. Now, time to autograph their books....he just hoped that he got some privacy with these ladies...he could give them something more memorable than a signed copy of his latest novel, the one for which he was doing this book tour.
 
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I was really excited when i recieved the letter that i was chosen to have had my book personally signed by Keith Maclean!.
He wa such a fantastic rider, and it was said he was really handsome too.
I did not want to be late and reached the venue before time and ecided to look out for other two persosns who would get personal autograph for him.
But there was a lot of rush and i was lost in it.
Finally I was in the sitting area with two other beautiful ladies and i came to knew we were the lucky winners.
And then Mr Keith came, and i have immediately floored as soon as i saw him.
He was so Handsome, and i wa wishing if i could spend some time alone with him too!
 
Keith

emily123 said:
I was really excited when i recieved the letter that i was chosen to have had my book personally signed by Keith Maclean!.
He wa such a fantastic rider, and it was said he was really handsome too.
I did not want to be late and reached the venue before time and ecided to look out for other two persosns who would get personal autograph for him.
But there was a lot of rush and i was lost in it.
Finally I was in the sitting area with two other beautiful ladies and i came to knew we were the lucky winners.
And then Mr Keith came, and i have immediately floored as soon as i saw him.
He was so Handsome, and i wa wishing if i could spend some time alone with him too!

Keith grinned as he signed the autographs...there was something special about these women...but who was he kidding? There was ALWAYS something special about any women who caught his eye. He just had to find it. Few women that he had actually slept with turned out to be evil. Perhaps it was his instinct, knowing which ones would be best. If he could fuck every woman in the world, he probably would...but not even he could do that...so even he had to be a little selective. Not morally speaking...his whole idea was that such morality was nonsense.

Even the adulterous wives turned out to be generally good women....despite the fact that society frowned upon their acts. He didn't deem infidelity evil, though he regarded the deception involved as a separate matter and thus unethical. They were just women who had foolishly made impractical promises against which their bodies rebelled.

Back to the girls at hand....he certainly saw that they would be worth his time to explore...
 
As we were seated in a room i kept dreaming about where would i love to go with him if i got a chance to stay for a day with him!
 
Keith

emily123 said:
As we were seated in a room i kept dreaming about where would i love to go with him if i got a chance to stay for a day with him!

"What's your name, my dear lass?" he asked in his thick Scots accent, which had never left him.
 
I am really excited when i had Keith talk to me directly.
In an excited voice i reply "Sir my name is Emily, and i am a big fan of yours!"
 
Keith

emily123 said:
I am really excited when i had Keith talk to me directly.
In an excited voice i reply "Sir my name is Emily, and i am a big fan of yours!"

"I'm glad to hear that, especially from a pretty lass like yourself. Thank you. Of course, you have to watch out for me. I'm a dirty old man," he winked at her.
 
"You really have a great sence of humour sir!" i reply with a smile
 
Keith

emily123 said:
"You really have a great sence of humour sir!" i reply with a smile

"Thank you. And you have a lovely voice, my dear. As for my sense of humour, well, it comes in handy when one is dealing with cruel teachers and such," he flirted rather bluntly with this fan.
 
"Thank you sir!" with passing time i was getting more comfortable with him"
 
Keith

emily123 said:
"Thank you sir!" with passing time i was getting more comfortable with him"

"You're very welcome. Say, would you like to grab a bite of some real food? I am sick and tired of fancy restaurant food. There is a nice pub nearby, if you'd care to join me. It's close to my hotel room," he winked, not worrying about being too forward.
 
I thought for a moment, and it was like a dream come true and i said "Sure, i don't mind going to the pub with you, but are you sure you want to go there with me?"
 
Keith

emily123 said:
I thought for a moment, and it was like a dream come true and i said "Sure, i don't mind going to the pub with you, but are you sure you want to go there with me?"

"Well, of course, my dear lass. I can't think of better company. I like to get close to my readers. Especially the pretty ones," he grinned, not bothering to hide his flirtation with her.
 
"Well how close do you want to get to your pretty fans?" i said blushing, enjoying our talk, and getting bolder as i had made up my mind, that idf you had want to i would go all the way by gifting my virginity to you
 
Keith Maclean

emily123 said:
"Well how close do you want to get to your pretty fans?" i said blushing, enjoying our talk, and getting bolder as i had made up my mind, that idf you had want to i would go all the way by gifting my virginity to you

"As close as possible, my dear Emily. You wouldn't mind a wild shag in a suite in a 5-star hotel, would you?" Keith openly asked her.
 
"Well i think the answer is , no i won't mind it and how soon can we do it!" i reply openly to him
 
Keith

emily123 said:
"Well i think the answer is , no i won't mind it and how soon can we do it!" i reply openly to him

"How about after supper and a good pint or two of ale?" Keith propositioned her, before kissing her very hard on the mouth.

"You won't regret it. Trust me, lass."
 
“Sure anything you had like too, I am ok with all, now we are sure what we have to do!”
 
Keith

emily123 said:
“Sure anything you had like too, I am ok with all, now we are sure what we have to do!”

"Do you like steak?" Keith grinned.

"Contrary to popular myth, we Scots eat more than just haggis."
 
"Well i am okay with steak sir!" i reply grinning, i could not belive that you had asked me to be your companion for a day, i had always fantasized about you and here i was now, going to spend time with you and if lucky, who knows maybe more?
 
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