This has been copyed, pasted, edited, changed, morphed and bastardized dozens of times on different boards. Thought it would make it self at home over hea, enjoy!
ok, so i figure some teens here only know the basics about the birds and the bees,
well if you wanna be a demi-god in the sack, its time to learn everything about sex and how to go about it:
Chicks who squirt: female ejaculation- Its not a joke, or another wives tale. About just little over 1/3rd of women can do it but don’t actually “let go” and allow it because it feels weird [apparently its just like your busting to take a piss]. This is only ever the result of a particular type of orgasm [the vaginal/g-spot orgasm], if you’re a squirter and don’t wanna get that wet, feel free to explore a clitoral orgasm or anal orgasm.
The liquid is completely safe, I never met a guy who gets a kick out drinking it but if that what floats your boat, go for it. Its not dangerous.
Pre_cum- All blokes have this, though most women don’t [some do]. Pre-cum is just your bodys way of getting rid of any old stuff that might be left over [like piss or old semen, stuff like that] before you ejaculate your new fresh load. After your penis has being stimulated enough [and your body knows you gonna blow sometime soon] It will start to leak just a bit, sometimes a lot, sometimes a little- depending on whats left over, it’s a very clear liquid, don’t worry about it, its normal.
sperm in the male pre-cum USUALLY contains sperm. Either from a recent ejaculation (those kunts can live for 48 hours in the right conditions) or a from a bit of a leak in the testicles. If it's comming out of your cock, it can probably get her pregnant.
Women who have pre-cum is mostly to act as a natural lubricant, so its actually benefitial if you’re a chick who can make this stuff.
G-spot- Again, its not a myth, the “g-spot” is a reality for majority of women who are fortunate enough to have these glands. When a woman is really horny [aroused] these glands will swell up, they can be found about 2-3 inches in [on the navel side] and it can be felt as a spungey / swollen section of the vagina. As it’s a gland, not nerve endings [like the clit or anus] it responds to pressure as appose to motion [unlike clitorial stimulation or anal sex]
Feemale orgasm: clitorial- The clitoral is the easiest of female orgasms to achieve, if you fail at this, you suck. The clitoris is mostly nerve endings so you need to apply a MOTION type of massage, meaning fast movement. If your using your fingers, press down on it and jiggle it around, don’t worry about applying pressure. If your doing fellatio, flick it with your tounge as fast as you can, try and be creative after a while [I pretend im doing the alphabet with my tounge] It’s a very short explosive orgasm, and she will remain sensitive for a moment of two. Be gentle afterwards, then once she’s ready, do it again and again! Will not result in squirting. So its not as messy.
Feemale Orgasm: Vaginal- very hard to achieve, but if you hear me out, and she’s physically capable, you will sucede. 90 percent of women do not achieve orgasm from regular sexual intercourse, this is just the way they are constructed, but don’t worry, you can still make her blow!
The vaginal orgasm is basically the result of the G-spot we talked about earlier, this orgasm is very long lasting and gets stronger and stonger, most women I have talked to prefer this type of orgasm over the clitoral one. It may [in just over 1/3rd of chicks] result in "squirting" so watch out. Women need to be familiar with their bodies and have achieved this type of orgasm prior to sex through masturbation, they need to aquaint themselves with the feeling, because it may seem unnatural at first. The first 30 seconds is similar to needing to piss, and many women resist it which leads to never having this type of orgasm. This orgasm is caused by PRESSURE STIMULATION not motion such as the clitoral one.
The best way to stimulate the g-spot is to find it first; have her lay on her back, with her knees up. This shortens the vaginal canal, making everything easier to get at. Insert two fingers, about 2-3 inches in. If she's properly aroused, with some feeling on the navel side of the vaginal wall, you'll feel a spongy area. This is the g-spot. Use PRESSURE-type stimulation, curl your fingers into a "come here" kind of shape, and prod at the g-spot. Not a tickleing motion, but a slow "come here" type motion, with LOTS of pressure. Another thing you can do is curl your fingers under her pubic bone, so they just barely hit the g-spot, and litterally lift her off the ground. Some girls like it, some don't, so be a careful lover. An orgasm from g-spot type stimulation is a lot slower, but it's worth it. If she doesn't ask you to stop, and if she's reacting favorably, keep at it until your arm is ready to fall off.
Those who wanna do it with your cock, remember, its really hard to do, so try the vaginal orgasm with your fingers first. Now that you know where the g-spot is, aim the head of your penis to come in direct contact with it. Remember, it's a pressure stimulated gland, not a motion one, so thrusting isn't going to work. Doggy style, with you holding your penis in a downward angle can work. Don't push your head any further than the g-spot, but just try to FORCEFULLY (with your hands, you can litterally lift her off the floor....can you do that with your penis?) massage the spot slowly with your head. Another position, would be her on her back, with her ass on the edge of a bed, with you standing on the floor. You'd need to try for the same thing, but with upward pressure. Good luck, and honestly, just stick to using your fingers.
Feemale orgasm: Anal sex- She needs to be ready for this one, I suggest beginners stretch there anus out before hand [simply pull your butt cheek outwards for a good stretch] or invest in a butt plug. Guys- where a condom at all times, very important. Use LOTS of lube, and enter very slowly. The anus adapts slowly to the amount of cock you put it, feed it as it takes it. Be slow and gentle, this isn’t hard and fast like doggy style. The nerve endings are around the anus, not deep within, so its best to move your penis in a circular motion around the edges, some chicks dig it, some don’t, some hit the O’, some don’t, it’s a preference type orgasm.
Feemale orgasms: Epicenter- Another type of female orgasms just above the cirvix. It's the nerve group immediately towards the navel of the muscle opening to the uterus. How to find it? Well, for starters its pretty deep in, so your gonna need about 9-12 inches of cock to hit it comfortably. I only managed to hit it once in a missionary position but the girl was about 4’11, so I was lucky. Otherwise your gonna have to shorten her vaginal canal:
Find a sex position where you can penitrate as deep as possible; have her lie on her back, knees up against her chest, as you enter, and go to the hilt. The deeper the better. You'll feel the strong muscle cervix, aim just above that, and go at it with strong and direct pressure, and cross your fingers.
Feemale multiple orgasm – There are 2 ways, one easy, one hard:
Number 1] immediatly following orgasm, the genitals are sensative, but after a few seconds are ready to be stimulated again. Nuff’ said.
Number 2] You need to pick 2 types of feemale orgasms from above and stimulate them at the same time so she has two separate climaxes simultaneously. Very difficult. I have done it only 3 times, I find the easiest way is:
-Have her lye down on her back, on the edge of the bed
-Move on the side of the bed, with your knees on the floor facing her pussy
-Initiate the vaginal orgasm as shown above, from the side
-Once you got it happening, start licking her clitoris as fast as you can at the same time
Good luck!
Pussy smell - Combination of bacteria (warm, dark and moist = perfect place) and natural human pheromones. There's a difference between the bad, fishy kind of smell, and the erotic human kind of smell. Women, keep yourself clean, I love the taste of a woman if she takes care of herself.
Male orgasm- lol, its pretty basic, rub it, jerk it, suck it, spit on it, lick it, massage it whateva, eventually he’s gonna blow. Simple and effective.
Male Multiple orgasms- remember my penis exersice thread? Ok, its simple, think back to the last time you had to chuck a piss, the muscle you use to hold it in is the PC muscle. What you need to do is develop that PC muscle by flexing it; look at your penis, and make it raise towards you by flexing that area as if your holding in your urine. That is called a kelg. Do a kelg for 5 seconds, then release and repeat. About 100 times a day is enough.
Now, after 2 weeks, you should be able to a do basic multiple male orgasm:
Go lye down or whateva you do, and start jerking off, just before you climax [blow] stop ALL stimulation [let go, close your eyes, breathe slowly or whateva] and squeeze as if your doing the longest hardest kelg you can do. After a while, you’ll be able to orgasm WITHOUT ejaculating, maintaing a solid hard erection and ready to orgasm again within 5-10 seconds, do this again and again as many times as you can, I can perform about 4 in a row.
For the bed room, fuck all you want, take out, enjoy, and go right back in, your partner will love you for it, good remedy for premature ejaculation as you teach your body to last longer!
Male "g-spot - The male "g-spot" is not a G-spot, but is similar. The male prostate gland is one large gland, usually the size of a golfball or a bit smaller. Supposedly about 2 inches in the anus, on the same side as the scrotum. Not sure if it responds to pressure or motion. An orgasm is possible from prostate stimulation alone, haven’t done it yet, so someone get back on this.
A woman's wettness and it's limits - The only limit to the amount of fluid a woman can produce is the amount of fluid in her body. The reason she's being "tapped out" is because she's no longer turned on. It's very likely that when she's no longer wet, she no longer wants to fuck. But, that's her call, some people like sex wether they are physically turned on or not. Ask her, give her the opportunity to stop, and if she wants to keep going, use lots of lube.
Jizz taste- Jizz tastes different depending on what you eat, some chicks dig the salty taste some chicks dig the sweet taste, adjust your diet 6-8 hours before you blow to suite her needs accordingly.
Penis Size - Average size is 5.5 – 6.5 I know, I know, everybody's always worried about the size of their penis, and to be honest, it does matter a SMALL amount. A longer penis can stimulate the orgasmic epicenter, for instance. Also, a wider penis will give a more full sensation for the woman, and can thereby stimulate the G-spot/Anal sex better. But guess what, a guy with a giant cock < a guy with a small/average size, who knows what he's doing. If you know what makes your girl tick, you'll both be much happier, penis size irregardless. Guess how how many girls actually mesure their partners penis? Lol, absolutely none, most chicks on the first fuck think myn is like 8 inches or something when they see it , exactly how would you tell the difference between a 7 and 8 inch cock by looking at it? Just concentrate on what your doing and stick to the rules, the only one who worries about it is you, so get over your insecurities, and have fun with it!
