the barter system continued...

[unclej]

ok, i'm back from my dinner with my sister...moved the fridge and ate the pot roast...so let's continue with my thought process...

i live in an actual village...just a couple thousand permanent residents...and we quite often barter for things...i built a friend a deck in exchange for a used ski boat...he has an ac company and bartered enough to build a 80-90k home for 20k plus the trade in services...you get the idea...

now, i'm willing to barter certain talents and skills that i have for certain talents/skills that you have....and gentlemen, you'll excuse me if i keep this just between the ladies and me...

in order for this to work we have to establish an exchange rate...
so what am i offered for the following...

home cooked meal of your choice...
home cooked meal of your choice with wine and desert...
back rub...
front rub...
full body massage...
facial massage...
facial and scalp massage...
shampoo hair, blow dry and brush and then a full body massage with you wearing a blindfold and me using different scented oils...

now, i'm very good at all of these things and since this is my thread i can be who i want to be so i want to be this guy...
ok, what am i offered...

 

[glamorilla]

One of my clients pays me in pot.

I'm all for the barter system!

 

[unclej]

i've done that before...makes good currency...

 

[Monazwx]

UNCLE J

Even if you don't look like that guy, if you can do all those things, you can have anything you want from me!!!

 

[shynsexy]

UncleJ! my man! barter with me, i think its win win! whatcha want? what do i get? your choice!